Conquer Club

BJ's and ITA?

Don't be a woman.

Falcon punch.

my roommate mentioned "pull and pray" but I know that shit doesn't work...so don't count on it. I only want valid options

Falcon Punch doesn't prevent it...it just prevents the child from being born
Not being a woman doesn't prevent it...as the options have to include being with a woman

Discover other orifices. Problem solved.

bedub1 wrote:my roommate mentioned "pull and pray" but I know that shit doesn't work...so don't count on it. I only want valid options

Falcon Punch doesn't prevent it...it just prevents the child from being born
Not being a woman doesn't prevent it...as the options have to include being with a woman

not really

Sarah Palin recommends abstinance... it's obviously worked for her, some of the time.

Best way to avoid pregnancy is the Pill/condom combo, unless you get your nuts chopped.

There are some new techniques cumming around the corner http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article4788191.ece, but if you're looking for the safest way right now, she needs to be on the Pill and you need to be wearing a passion anorak.

The Pill in its CoP formula is much the most effective form of contraception, and I would be totally confident in just that, but chuck a spermicidal condom into the mix as well and that's about as safe as not having sex at all.

Get fixed.

same gender sex or marry a woman you do not find attractive.

From netdoctor.co.uk http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/contraceptivepills.htm

How effective is the Pill?

It’s very effective indeed, which is why so many millions of women rely on it.

If you take it exactly as prescribed, then its effectiveness is likely to be almost 100 per cent.

Put it another way: let’s say that 100 women use the Pill for a year, and that all of them never forget to take a tablet. It’s likely that not a single one of them will get pregnant.

In contrast, if they were all relying on the condom instead, then probably about five of them would become pregnant. And if they used no contraception at all, then at least 20 of them would fall pregnant!

So the Pill is just about the most effective method of contraception there is, apart from sterilisation.

anyone played Mjinga, his/her avvy is the way to go. you'd never find it.

jiminski wrote:marry a woman you do not find attractive.

You could even marry an attractive woman, just let time and gravity run their course.

Jump up and down after the deed is done
or you could try standing on your head

See your doctor, or her doctor, or both.

The best way for a guy is the ol' quick draw.

keep it in your pants. ...........NEW TOPIC

Won't that be kind of rough on her. I guess wore really thin cloth pants it might work, but I don't think that would be a reliable prophylactic.

POFTF.





Pull Out For The Facial

No love for the "binding your testicles with your shoelaces" method then?

Dancing Mustard wrote:No love for the "binding your testicles with your shoelaces" method then?

Use strawberry laces and you're set for afters.

So the Indian Chief goes to the mendicine man and says, "Squaw & me want to get busy, but no want to have baby. How can I do this?"

The Medicine man hands him a condom and explains how to use it.

The next day, the Chief comes back and tells the medicine man it didn't work: "Me go Umph. Squaw go Umph. Condom go pituey!"

The Medicine man hands him an extra large size condom.

The next day, the Chief comes back and tells the medicine man it still didn't work: "Me go Umph. Squaw go Umph. Condom go pituey!"

The Medicine man hands him a King-Kong Jumbo condom.

The next day, the Chief comes back really looking depressed and says: "Didn't work! Me go Umph. Condom go Umph. Squaw go pituey!"