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Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:46 pm
by t-o-m
Apparently.How fun, apparently some french scientists (lol - a french scientist
) are going to split an atom.
Apparently:This will either cause a black hole - which obviously we'll all be crushed and die.
Or,
apparently:There'll be a big nuclear explosion and we'll all get burned to death.
OR:daily mail - it MUST be true wrote:Two nightmare scenarios, two ends of the world. In the first, there is little warning. For maybe a month there would be no sign that life was about to come to an abrupt and nasty end for all living things on Earth.
Then, earthquakes would start unexpectedly, alerting geologists that something terrible, unimaginable, was amiss.
After a few days, these seismic disturbances would reach catastrophic proportions.
Cities would be levelled, the oceans would rise and wash in a series of mega-tsunamis that would attack the world's coasts, killing millions.
What'll it be children?p.s oh and if theres already a topic about this, delete the other one because im more important
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:58 pm
by Ditocoaf
god-fucking-damnit... People shouldn't start spreading rumors that it's some sort of doomsday device unless they fully understand the science of what's going on inside.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:00 pm
by jnd94
lol, I doubt scientists would do something that only had catastrophic decisions.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:02 pm
by Frigidus
jnd94 wrote:lol, I doubt scientists would do something that only had catastrophic decisions.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:02 pm
by Snorri1234
Well....they wouldn't do it entirely on purpose....
Right?....
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:03 pm
by koop
a french scientist is trying to split the atom?
lol sorry but i think that's already been done
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:30 pm
by t-o-m
Frigidus wrote:jnd94 wrote:lol, I doubt scientists would do something that only had catastrophic decisions.
I see my house
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:33 pm
by PLAYER57832
Yes, we will die ... but not from this.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:36 pm
by t-o-m
PLAYER57832 wrote:Yes, we will die ... but not from this.
No, we will all live forever.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:36 pm
by william18
PLAYER57832 wrote:Yes, we will die ... but not from this.
Possibly 2012.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:36 pm
by Timminz
The #1 cause of death, worldwide, is birth. 100% fatal.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:39 pm
by strike wolf
The #1 cause of mass death occuring in a single instant are scientist who decide to mess with atoms.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:42 pm
by GrimReaper.
Frigidus wrote:jnd94 wrote:lol, I doubt scientists would do something that only had catastrophic decisions.
opps
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:46 pm
by xruan
SWEET! Does that mean I dont have to do my homework?
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:53 pm
by MeDeFe
I'd love to see a black hole up close, even if I might be screaming in anguish and panicking.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:58 pm
by e_i_pi
MeDeFe wrote:I'd love to see a black hole up close, even if I might be screaming in anguish and panicking.
Okay, firstly you wouldn't see it cos there would be nothing to see - it's a black hole. Secondly... there is no secondly, firstly is enough
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:59 pm
by TeeGee
The only thing that will save you is a TFH (Tin Foil Hat)
Luckily for you all I have a limited supply and for the next 12 hours I will sell them to my friends at CC for half price, thats only $49.99 each, and if you act fast and order in the next 15 minutes, I will throw in a childs TFH absolutely FREE
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:03 pm
by e_i_pi
If they do manage to create a black hole, it's gonna suck
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:08 pm
by Herakilla
e_i_pi wrote:MeDeFe wrote:I'd love to see a black hole up close, even if I might be screaming in anguish and panicking.
Okay, firstly you wouldn't see it cos there would be nothing to see - it's a black hole. Secondly... there is no secondly, firstly is enough
thats not the kind of black hole he was tlaking about
the one he wants to see is the place where the sun dont shine!
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:09 pm
by MeDeFe
e_i_pi wrote:If they do manage to create a black hole, it's gonna suck
Maybe DM can save us with his large hardon collider
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:37 pm
by Ditocoaf
Timminz wrote:The #1 cause of death, worldwide, is birth. 100% fatal.
Oh god... I told myself I would never admit this, but the situation is inevitable.
Death Is The # One Cause Of All Fatalities.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:39 pm
by Snorri1234
Ditocoaf wrote:Timminz wrote:The #1 cause of death, worldwide, is birth. 100% fatal.
Oh god... I told myself I would never admit this, but the situation is inevitable.
Death Is The # One Cause Of All Fatalities.
I'm gonna look for that Onion-article!
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:21 pm
by PLAYER57832
TeeGee wrote:The only thing that will save you is a TFH (Tin Foil Hat)
Luckily for you all I have a limited supply and for the next 12 hours I will sell them to my friends at CC for half price, thats only $49.99 each, and if you act fast and order in the next 15 minutes, I will throw in a childs TFH absolutely FREE
You can market it right next to Robinette's super dice predictor.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:51 pm
by fireedud
Actually the chances of the black hole happening are akin to winning the lottery, then getting struck by lightning.
Re: Soo...we're all going to die...apparently
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:55 pm
by Frigidus
fireedud wrote:Actually the chances of the black hole happening are akin to winning the lottery, then getting struck by lightning.
Question: Forgive me for being bad with science, but how exactly is there a probability of forming a black hole? I mean, seems to me that when you do something it either does or does not form a black hole, not possibly form a black hole. Are we talking about the odds of me walking through a wall kind of odds or what? What kind of number juggling led to this possibility?