Conquer Club

This time the man was not decapitated but has been hospitalized in critical condition.


Learn a lesson. If you lose your hat on a roller coaster, go buy a new one, you just might live to wear it.

jay_a2j wrote:This time the man was not decapitated but has been hospitalized in critical condition.


Learn a lesson. If you lose your hat on a roller coaster, go buy a new one, you just might live to wear it.

Or duck.

The Ninja strikes from the shadows, swift and deadly!

For my senior trip we went to an amusement park and one of the senior's wallet + pot fell out of his pocket during a ride. Since they knew who he was from the wallet he didn't want to be associated with the weed so he hopped the fence to get it.

He got suspended from school, unable to go to the senior prom, lots of fines and he had to go to court. Oh ya and he was kicked out of the park.

FabledIntegral wrote:For my senior trip we went to an amusement park and one of the senior's wallet + pot fell out of his pocket during a ride. Since they knew who he was from the wallet he didn't want to be associated with the weed so he hopped the fence to get it.

He got suspended from school, unable to go to the senior prom, lots of fines and he had to go to court. Oh ya and he was kicked out of the park.

What a fun senior trip. When we went there for my senior trip I just rode Goliath again and again and again. Ohh and Tatsu. Fun fun stuff Long lines!

It's funny because NO one even rides ninja anymore, when it is open. This guy caught it on a working day. That sucks

Kids don't watch the news Jay. This guy had no idea.... we need a new system.... they should put these kinds of warnings on MTV NEWS or something.....

Maybe it was a real hat and not one of those cheap joke hats, maybe he kept his money in it, because who would think to look for money in a hat? The article doesn't say.

Who's gonna kep thier money in an article that'sll blow away in a srong wind? Good thinkin. you'll never get mugged. Runover by a fairground ride, yes - but mugged no.

I liked this line:

The roller coaster, which reaches speeds of 55 mph, was shut down until state inspectors determine whether the accident was related to the ride.

What? The guy was hit by the ride. I'd call that related. Let's have a committee, file a bunch of reports, and get a bunch of engineers out there to see if the ride was working properly when some idiot stepped in the front of the path of the ride. Brilliant.

Oh, I forgot, we need a couple of lawyers to sue everyone too.

pimpdave wrote:The Ninja strikes from the shadows, swift and deadly!

The Sniper shoots Ninja from 600 yards off as the said moron was too busy showing off his "mad/phat skillz" (I don't know, nor care, which is correct; it's lame speech and I'll butcher it as I see fit).

jay_a2j wrote:This time the man was not decapitated but has been hospitalized in critical condition.


Learn a lesson. If you lose your hat on a roller coaster, go buy a new one, you just might live to wear it.

*Agrees*