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The "guns are awesome" thread
This wouldn't be as funny.......................................................if she didn't force him to call the police.
http://news.aol.com/article/armed-85-ye ... lar/140029
How would you like to be cellys with this guy? He is definitly giving up his breakfast cake.
http://news.aol.com/article/armed-85-ye ... lar/140029
How would you like to be cellys with this guy? He is definitly giving up his breakfast cake.
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
Should have put him down with a couple well placed shots to the face. Go ask Rachel Ray. He's just gunna come back and enact his revenge on her.
Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
And people say that 22's don't have stopping power..
You see the gun and you stop, simple as that.
You see the gun and you stop, simple as that.
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
GabonX wrote:And people say that 22's don't have stopping power..
You see the gun and you stop, simple as that.
This story is soo amazing though because an 85 year old woman defeated the bad guy. She made him call the cops. Amazing....
Yay guns!
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
i love stories like this, where some punk ass tries to take advantage of someone and ends up getting his ass kicked by an old guy/woman.
the best word that comes to mind is justice. i like it a little better when they just go ahead and shoot the bad guy tho.
and some people want to eliminate the second amendment....
the best word that comes to mind is justice. i like it a little better when they just go ahead and shoot the bad guy tho.
and some people want to eliminate the second amendment....

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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
He hit him with a bat...
Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
2nd Website wrote:Tsk, tsk.
Doesn't poor old Mr. Jenkins know that shooting a black man simply because he broke into his home and attacked him, isn't going to win over the Obama's of the world who believe that EVERY misstep attributed to a negro is because whitey done screwed them all those years ago?
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
And people says guns are bad.
*takes pistols and fires them at ceiling in celebration*
*takes pistols and fires them at ceiling in celebration*
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
strike wolf wrote:And people says guns are bad.
*takes pistols and fires them at ceiling in celebration*
*responds by doing the same with 10 ga.*
The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
*responds by doing the same to his girlfriend*
Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
Juan_Bottom wrote:*responds by doing the same to his girlfriend*
/me caps Juan_Bottom to protect his now ex-girlfriend.
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
(Juan_Bottom) Likes his new hat.
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
strike wolf wrote:And people says guns are bad.
*takes pistols and fires them at ceiling in celebration*
[student in apartment above dies]
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
actually I'm in the top floor. *fires machine gun into ceiling in circular fashion*
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
strike wolf wrote:actually I'm in the top floor. *fires machine gun into ceiling in circular fashion*
Too easy.
But read Deadeye Dick by Kurt Vonnegut.
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
80 people per day die and twice that number are seriously injured from guns in the USA, no other leading nation has figures that remotely compare with this . Gun ownership is deeply imbedded in the American physche and is unlikely to change but how is it anything to be proud of 
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
comic boy wrote:80 people per day die and twice that number are seriously injured from guns in the USA, no other leading nation has figures that remotely compare with this . Gun ownership is deeply imbedded in the American physche and is unlikely to change but how is it anything to be proud of
Cauze I have a frickin' gun!!!!
*Bang-Bang!*
Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
Juan_Bottom wrote:comic boy wrote:80 people per day die and twice that number are seriously injured from guns in the USA, no other leading nation has figures that remotely compare with this . Gun ownership is deeply imbedded in the American physche and is unlikely to change but how is it anything to be proud of
Cauze I have a frickin' gun!!!!
*Bang-Bang!*
GFY
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
comic boy wrote:Juan_Bottom wrote:comic boy wrote:80 people per day die and twice that number are seriously injured from guns in the USA, no other leading nation has figures that remotely compare with this . Gun ownership is deeply imbedded in the American physche and is unlikely to change but how is it anything to be proud of
Cauze I have a frickin' gun!!!!
*Bang-Bang!*
GFY
Go f*ck Yourself
Yeeeeehaaaw
*Bang-Bang! Bang!*
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
strike wolf wrote:actually I'm in the top floor. *fires machine gun into ceiling in circular fashion*
Bullets fall back to earth at the same rate of speed from which they left the muzzle of the of the gun.
I remember reading a sad story after Gulf War Part I, where citizens in Kuwait fired off AK-47s and M-16s in celebration for victory, but since the streets were so crowded, they suffered awful casualties from the bombardments of 7.62mm rounds falling back down upon their heads.
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
comic boy wrote:80 people per day die and twice that number are seriously injured from guns in the USA, no other leading nation has figures that remotely compare with this .
If you're going to quote fabricated statistics you need a fabricated source at the very least. Until you give us a link don't be offended that we regard your input as BS.
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Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
GabonX wrote:comic boy wrote:80 people per day die and twice that number are seriously injured from guns in the USA, no other leading nation has figures that remotely compare with this .
If you're going to quote fabricated statistics you need a fabricated source at the very least. Until you give us a link don't be offended that we regard your input as BS.
Come on now, don't you know that 98% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
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pimpdave wrote:GabonX wrote:comic boy wrote:80 people per day die and twice that number are seriously injured from guns in the USA, no other leading nation has figures that remotely compare with this .
If you're going to quote fabricated statistics you need a fabricated source at the very least. Until you give us a link don't be offended that we regard your input as BS.
Come on now, don't you know that 98% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
The rule is that somebody else has to have made it up for it to be credibe
Re: Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar
GabonX wrote:comic boy wrote:80 people per day die and twice that number are seriously injured from guns in the USA, no other leading nation has figures that remotely compare with this .
If you're going to quote fabricated statistics you need a fabricated source at the very least. Until you give us a link don't be offended that we regard your input as BS.
Figures quoted from an April 2007 article in the New York Times, statistics were taken from the CDC which is a US government agency ( source website for verification at end of article ) That seems to me about as unbiased as one is likely to find so if the figures are fabricated then dont blame me
http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2007/ ... APHIC.html
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