I'll start with....
Cock
Blitz, This is a proper list to make mate instead of all these top ten lists you keep making.
Here is the list (alphabetically - well sort of) of whats been written so far
Penis slang so far
Boabie
Bell end
Burrowing bishop
chopstick
Cock
Cunt-fucker
dick
Dong
Dongle
Donkey
Hampton (Wick)
Heat Seeking Moister Missile
Hotrod
Johnny
John Thomas
Knob
Lamb cannon
little Fellow
Jimmy
Johnson
Long John
Love Truncheon
maggot
Mailman
Meat and 2 potatoes
Meat and two veg
Meat cleaver
Monty's python
Mr Wobbly
mutton dagger
Old fella
One eyed snake
one eye'd Sgt.
pecker
Pee-Pee
Pink torpedo
Pork Sausage
pork sword
Prick
Purple chrome dome
Purple headed custard chucker
purple headed yogurt slinger
purple-love-monkey
Purple Policeman's Helmet
rod
Schlong
Shaft
spam-lolly
Steel cannon
Tadge
tally-whacker
tent pitcher
The Picard
Todger
Tool
Trouser Snake
twig and giggle berries
Venomous Snake
Wang
Warhammer - (Not too sure about this as a name your a penis)
wee wee
Weiner
whoppy
Wilberforce
willy
winky
Winky Dinky
Vagina slang so far
Axe cut
Berk
Badly packed kebab
bearded love-clam
beaver
beef curtains
Bleeding Axe Wound
Burger Bar
Bush (kate)
ChaCha
Chuff
Clit
Clown Pocket
Cockholder
cockwash
crumpet
Cunt
Daisy
Dick holder
Fanny
festering hatchet wound
Flower
foo-foo
Front Bottom (Front Bum)
Fury Love cup
Fundamental orifice
Gash
Growler
Hair Pie
Hairy Axe Wound
Hairy Checkbook
ham wallet
Holiest of Holies
flange
Kitty
Love clam
Love pudding
Mailbox
Map Of Tasmania
Minge
Minky
muff
Noonie
Poochie
Pedronicus
Pink Harmonica
poontang (Poon)
Punani
pussy
Quim
Salmon Canyon
Sausage Wallet
Seafood pit
Shcnowler
snatch
The baby gap
the catcher
The Clapper
The Great Gorge
The Love Canal
The pink
the tool shed
Tunnel of love
Tuppence
Twat
twinkle
Unit
ones i don't know what the f*ck they mean...
Piemel
Two faces and a long nose
little brain
BOB
Doodle
The Trossachs
