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Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:31 pm
by johnnyrotten
:roll:

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:32 pm
by Snorri1234
A what?

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:33 pm
by hecter
Snorri1234 wrote:A what?

Those things with the big chest that you see on the bus. They have a tendency to spray stingy liquid into your eyes. At least, that's been my experience with them...

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:36 pm
by DAZMCFC
Hec, you'll have to get some sunglasses and then they won't know you're leering at them.

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:37 pm
by freddyfarce
I saw nippleage once.
Long live the zoom.

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:38 pm
by johnnyrotten
hecter wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:A what?

Those things with the big chest that you see on the bus. They have a tendency to spray stingy liquid into your eyes. At least, that's been my experience with them...

Thanks to that nice chap with the hammer-thingy and wig I can't go close enough to any so that they can spray me. Be jealous.

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:39 pm
by freddyfarce
HammerMan was always the most prudish.

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:39 pm
by pimpdave
I've had too many to be proud of, but too few to be a legend of lechery like Wilt Chamberlain.

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:41 pm
by hecter
DAZMCFC wrote:Hec, you'll have to get some sunglasses and then they won't know you're leering at them.

Good idea!
freddyfarce wrote:I saw nippleage once.
Long live the zoom.

I touched a boob yesterday...

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:41 pm
by freddyfarce
No one will ever believe that!

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:42 pm
by hecter
freddyfarce wrote:No one will ever believe that!

I do ^^

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:44 pm
by freddyfarce
Good enough for me! You are now a god.
So do they really feel like putty?

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:47 pm
by hecter
freddyfarce wrote:Good enough for me! You are now a god.
So do they really feel like putty?

They're firm yet soft... Like the best pillow you'll ever have...

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:50 pm
by freddyfarce
Shiiiiiiiiiiit...and pillows too! Truly, you are blessed.
saw a penis once

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:52 pm
by hecter
freddyfarce wrote:saw a penis once

I've got one.

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:05 pm
by freddyfarce
hecter wrote:
freddyfarce wrote:saw a penis once

I've got one.


yeah, right! you had me going for a second.

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:16 pm
by hecter
freddyfarce wrote:
hecter wrote:
freddyfarce wrote:saw a penis once

I've got one.


yeah, right! you had me going for a second.

Damn! You're a clever one freddy!

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:30 pm
by freddyfarce
clever as Bush at the Annual Mensa meeting

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:07 pm
by _42
girl??
is that the thing they made to carry vagina
i heard that they wanted that vagina thing
to be independant
but changed their mind
dont know why...

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:37 pm
by DaGip
Once, a very long time ago...you wouldn't believe it if I told you.

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:48 pm
by snow_lynx
freddyfarce wrote:Good enough for me! You are now a god.
So do they really feel like putty?


Bags of sand, I thought.

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:51 pm
by The Weird One
DaGip wrote:Once, a very long time ago...you wouldn't believe it if I told you.

Yup. got that right.

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:12 pm
by heavenly29
I did once but thats not a story for this forum ;) :D

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:17 pm
by johnnyrotten
heavenly29 wrote:I did once but thats not a story for this forum ;) :D

Ooh you little tease you.

Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:20 pm
by pimpdave
Maybe it IS that kind of forum...

I could tell some stories about some funny or fucked up "encounters" I've had.