What would u do with this in combat?

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:42 am

You start with infinite(unless said so)of the following:

Planks of wood
Matchsticks
Bricks
Iron ore
Shovels
Car engines
Water
1Slave
1 hammer
Nails
Elastic

E.G

I make a car out of the wood then use 1engine to power it.
Then my slave drives around wile i throw nails at every one.

PS. I encourage fighting each other.
PPs. no money allowed

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:34 am

Have the slave build me a grill, then I barbecue and eat the slave while I sit on the car engine. I can also invite everyone else in to stop the combat.

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:07 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Have the slave build me a grill, then I barbecue and eat the slave while I sit on the car engine. I can also invite everyone else in to stop the combat.

Good One!
I guess u made grill out of the bricks?

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:09 pm

I crash (literally) ur party with my car. So now I Make a furnace out bricks and burn u and all ur barbeque freinds! :twisted:

PS who gonna stop me now!!!! :twisted:

PPS. Take that MeDeFe!

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:15 pm

I'd use the wood and the nails to build a boat,
and then I'd use my infinite supply of water to flood the entire world.
and float on top of the water in my boat.
so everyone else drowns.

it'd be "wca's ark". even bigger than the one Noah made.

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:31 pm

Planks of wood
Matchsticks
Bricks
Iron ore
Shovels
Car engines
Water
1Slave
1 hammer
Nails
Elastic

I'd make the slave build a wall, with my shovels, instead of using the hammer, and I'd use the hammer to make a hole in the ground, one big enough I can stand up in, and get in the hole,then I'd use the planks of wood and nails to covere me up, and use the rest to somehow feed me.

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:05 am

I build a plane out of wood and attach four engines to make a heavy bomber. I supersize the nails and turn them into tormpedos to sink Wca's arc, then crash my plane into Animorph's bunker.

demon7896 · Post by **demon7896** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:39 pm

I'd build a house out of wood that floats on water, and with my infinite amount of engines, i float around the world at 99% the speed of light while shooting you with my oversized nails

gdeangel · Post by **gdeangel** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:44 pm

I would poison my enemies food supply with my infinite supply of matchsticks. I would use the bricks to build and fortify a wharehouse to keep my untainted food rations. I would leave nails on the ground outside the door after rusting them with the infinite supply of water, so if you tried to break in, you'd all get a rusty nail in your foot and contract lock-jaw and die.

One improtant detail you left out - is the slave male or female???

kagetora · Post by **kagetora** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:40 pm

it's a hermaphrodite (both)

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:28 am

Id take the fuel out of my engines (not the ones powering my plane!) and drop the fuel and the matchsticks on ur warehouse(using the plane i made earlier) while seting up sea mines out of nails to stop that boat going 99% the speed of light.

rhoges6 · Post by **rhoges6** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:08 am

I'd take all of it, tell the North Koreans they can use it to build a nuclear reactor, sell it to them for a million dollars, and then buy a tank and run over everyone.

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:16 am

rhoges6 wrote:I'd take all of it, tell the North Koreans they can use it to build a nuclear reactor, sell it to them for a million dollars, and then buy a tank and run over everyone.

Sorry that's a foul. u can't use money. [-X

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:20 am

I'd build a machine that shoots cauliflower at my enemies.

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:58 am

Snorri1234 wrote:I'd build a machine that shoots cauliflower at my enemies.

Wer did u get the cuiliflower! [-X

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:42 am

rhoges6 wrote:I'd take all of it, tell the North Koreans they can use it to build a nuclear reactor, sell it to them for a million dollars, and then buy a tank and run over everyone.

What tank were you thinking of? One from WW1? "A million dollars", pfft, no way you'll get a decent tank for that sum.

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:37 pm

I'd do nothing, 'cuz the scumbag ahead of me gave me nothing, and has to be reminded to put down something next time.

I give 30 baseballbats

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:33 am

wcaclimbing wrote:I'd use the wood and the nails to build a boat,
and then I'd use my infinite supply of water to flood the entire world.
and float on top of the water in my boat.
so everyone else drowns.

it'd be "wca's ark". even bigger than the one Noah made.

i just use matchs on the boat

viking97 · Post by **viking97** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:35 am

MeDeFe wrote:
rhoges6 wrote:I'd take all of it, tell the North Koreans they can use it to build a nuclear reactor, sell it to them for a million dollars, and then buy a tank and run over everyone.

What tank were you thinking of? One from WW1? "A million dollars", pfft, no way you'll get a decent tank for that sum.

he is correct most tanks cost 15 million dollars

LYR · Post by **LYR** » Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:46 am

I sit around like a lazy f*ck watching you idiots run around like chickens who've had their cocks cut off. Then when you're all dead I rape you :shock:

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:04 pm

I'd just use really good diplomacy and become your trusted ally, I act as your go between with the other players.

When you are asleep, I sneak into your room and bash you over the head with a shovel and wrap your face up in the elastic, so it's a makeshift plastic bag tied around your head.

As you begin to fade into unconsciousness, I stab you through the heart with a shiv made from grinding down the metal part of one of the other shovels, to ensure you're dead.

Now I'm king.

I don't trust anyone. I use your resources and mine to control the populace of slaves. I make up a religion. Then I give the slave population AK-47s and RPGs and tell them that it's all some other country/tribe's fault and we should f*ck them up in the name of our made up religion. (But really I just want the resources for myself, cause these dumb slaves are stupid and they actually believe that made up religion stuff, and they'll go fight for the shiny crap I want.)

Eventually people start asking the important questions. Start recognizing the con. I get executed in some way or another. That's how the game always ends.

Nikolai · Post by **Nikolai** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:24 pm

I use the bricks to build a smelting furnace and disassemble some car engines to use pipes as guides for a true cylinder. This permits me to construct bombards and a citadel to defend myself. Then I simulate the Industrial Revolution, starting with the steam engine and building up to modern technology, at which point I build a series of spaceships and construct a space station. Having bred the slaves into my own personal army, I take them and go up to the space station, then nuke the modern world out of existence. I use my infinite amount of water and various elements - bricks, iron ore, wood, etc. - and populate the moon, then turn it into a military stronghold, continuing to breed the perfect soldiers and advance my technology. When I judge that the radiation levels on the original earth have gone back down to safe levels, I return triumphantly to Earth to conquer the primitive cockroach civilizations that will, without doubt, be the sole remaining life on the planet.

Then I laugh at the fools who thought they would emerge victorious with wooden boats and planes. :twisted:

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:09 pm

I make my slave build an enormous digging machine with my infinite supply of shovels. I take all the dirt on the world away and build a hill.

My hill.

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:21 pm

I use my slave to kill your slave with the shovels, and I kill you with the hammers.

My hill.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:30 pm

animorpherv1 wrote:I use my slave to kill your slave with the shovels, and I kill you with the hammers.

My hill.

You only have one hammer. I pour water on you for your foolishness.

My hill.

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