if your the president

soka · Post by **soka** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:05 pm

what's the 3 things would you change ?

1. no laws permitting death in america ....unless its war

2. close borders so tight worms cant cross the border
only free nations can enter the states

3.no taxes ....just charge a fee to people who law break the law

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:08 pm

soka wrote:what's the 3 things would you change ?

1. no laws permitting death in america ....unless its war

2. close borders so tight worms cant cross the border
only free nations can enter the states

3.no tax ....just charge a fee for law breakers of anykind

1. Legalize gay marriage

2. Close the border (good call)

3. Hm...well, now that you mention taxes I'd bring in a flat income tax, maybe a few variances. Of course things would go back to shit in 20 years but it would last a while.

You know, the obvious things that we can't come to a consensus on because of ???

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:10 pm

soka wrote:what's the 3 things would you change ?

1. no laws permitting death in america ....unless its war

...

You're gonna prosecute people for dying?

2. close borders so tight worms cant cross the border
only free nations can enter the states

I don't think worms are that big of a problem. Usually they stay in the ground or are eaten by birds.

3.no tax ....just charge a fee for law breakers of anykind

...?

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:10 pm

Teach people proper English. (To the original poster)

Legalize pot.

Legalize prostitution.

However, being president doesn't allow you to do anything. It would be easier if you were a congressman.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:11 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Legalize pot.

Legalize prostitution.

I have the best country ever.

soka · Post by **soka** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:13 pm

im just bored and hungry .....wicked and knapper hogging up the live chat

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:16 pm

1. Buy all the best football players to Dinamo Zagreb and pay the judges so my favorite team can win Champions League.

2. Make my own personal harem (with more than hand-picked 100 women in it).

3. I don't know...

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:19 pm

ignotus wrote:1. Buy all the best football players to Dinamo Zagreb and pay the judges so my favorite team can win Champions League.

2. Make my own personal harem (with more than hand-picked 100 women in it).

3. I don't know...

I don't believe you. You're not the sultanistic dictator sort. In fact, I suspect you to actually be very nice and good.

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:20 pm

ignotus wrote:1. Buy all the best football players to Dinamo Zagreb and pay the judges so my favorite team can win Champions League.

2. Make my own personal harem (with more than hand-picked 100 women in it).

3. I don't know...

Get me a personal harem as well. That seems obvious.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:30 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
ignotus wrote:1. Buy all the best football players to Dinamo Zagreb and pay the judges so my favorite team can win Champions League.

2. Make my own personal harem (with more than hand-picked 100 women in it).

3. I don't know...

I don't believe you. You're not the sultanistic dictator sort. In fact, I suspect you to actually be very nice and good.

Pssst!

My mother can hear you.
:lol:

@frigidus: OK, that will be one of my first laws. :wink:

salvadevinemasse · Post by **salvadevinemasse** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:30 pm

1) Make sure there was no laws/rules on suicide...

If someone wants to kill them self why not let them, as long as they do it them self and don't have others do it to them.. Murders would be taken just as serious as they are right now.(If not more serious, depending on circumstance)

2) No taxes, except Sales tax.

I figure like Soka does.. Let the criminals pay.. but why make every one else do it? Call in all debts that other countries owe us as well. No more lending money!

3) Legalize gay marriage

Why not let them be miserable like everyone else claims to be? No double and triple marriages though. Meaning you can't marry more then one person at a time.. divorce would still be legal but you could only do 10 a life time!

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:34 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:1) Make sure there was no laws/rules on suicide...

If someone wants to kill them self why not let them, as long as they do it them self and don't have others do it to them.. Murders would be taken just as serious as they are right now.(If not more serious, depending on circumstance)

And ofcourse suicide hurts noone but the person himself.

2) No taxes, except Sales tax.

I figure like Soka does.. Let the criminals pay.. but why make every one else do it? Call in all debts that other countries owe us as well. No more lending money!

I suppose you're also going to pay back all the money you owe?

soka · Post by **soka** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:37 pm

I suppose you're also going to pay back all the money you owe?[/quote]

hell no i think he/she said other countries we have a right to screw our own ...lol

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:38 pm

soka wrote:I suppose you're also going to pay back all the money you owe?

hell no i think he/she said other countries we have a right to screw our own ...lol[/quote]

You don't get it... The US owes more money than our gross national product for a decade. If all these 'debts' are expected to be repaid, then we would have to give them all the money back they gave us plus some.

Taxes are necessary.

soka · Post by **soka** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:42 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
soka wrote:I suppose you're also going to pay back all the money you owe?

hell no i think he/she said other countries we have a right to screw our own ...lol

You don't get it... The US owes more money than our gross national product for a decade. If all these 'debts' are expected to be repaid, then we would have to give them all the money back they gave us plus some.

Taxes are necessary.[/quote]

oh i thought i was only pretending to be president .... i didnt think i had a chance to run against obama

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:45 pm

1. legalize marijuana

2. illegalize illegal immigrants

3. kill black ppl

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:46 pm

I thought young people these days were OK with immigration.

I guess I'm wrong.

Why do y'all hate immigrants, anyway?

brooksieb · Post by **brooksieb** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:49 pm

1. bring back death penalty

2. stop giving money to poorer countries and think about ourselves 1st before we help another country

3. foreigners can live and work in the country unless if they know english and have a skill and have integrated into being british

4. focus more on the army giving them the right equiptment

5. only engage in war if were getting a benefit out of it

6. convert to green energy and stop relying on countries like russia and the middle east

7. make more neuclear weapons

8 make more airbases in foreign countries

9. legalise prostitution

10. make everyone british again, why? because even though i dont want to be british, when my country becomes a sence of national pride only then can we be unified and be british

11. keep multi-culturalism to a minimum! multi-culturalism only creates problems and arguments

soka · Post by **soka** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:51 pm

btownmeggy wrote:I thought young people these days were OK with immigration.

I guess I'm wrong.

Why do y'all hate immigrants, anyway?

ummmm i dont hate them

i meant borders book stores :roll:

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:53 pm

1) reorganize how we operationally define foreign policy away from the disaster of transformational diplomacy to something more humanitarian in scope

2) create a program to subsidize development in alternative energy sources and sustainability

3) Pass living wage laws

hardly large changes at all, just a few tweaks here and there.

soka · Post by **soka** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:53 pm

brooksieb wrote:1. bring back death penalty

2. stop giving money to poorer countries and think about ourselves 1st before we help another country

3. foreigners can live and work in the country unless if they know english and have a skill and have integrated into being british

4. focus more on the army giving them the right equiptment

5. only engage in war if were getting a benefit out of it

6. convert to green energy and stop relying on countries like russia and the middle east

7. make more neuclear weapons

8 make more airbases in foreign countries

9. legalise prostitution

10. make everyone british again, why? because even though i dont want to be british, when my country becomes a sence of national pride only then can we be unified and be british

11. keep multi-culturalism to a minimum! multi-culturalism only creates problems and arguments

i think these are all for your own self interest :lol:

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:05 pm

i was kidding about my last one by the way. im not that big of a racist.

i don't like illegal immigrants because i live in a neighborhood that used to be predominantly white. everything there was good, and house values were strong. then all of a sudden, 4 of the 8 houses in my little row were bought by immigrants. they always play extremely loud music until at least 4AM, they throw their beer bottles in our back yard, don't take out their trash and it stinks, and they house about 30 people in a 3 bedroom house.

furthermore, i live across the street from a 7-11, which is a convenience store. and the immigrants line up there everyday. there are at least 50 of them on any given day, and all they do is stand around, ask for money to buy 40s or cigarettes and ask for jobs.

they fucking suck, basically

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:06 pm

that wasnt a nice thing to say so i take it back.

salvadevinemasse · Post by **salvadevinemasse** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:06 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:1) Make sure there was no laws/rules on suicide...

If someone wants to kill them self why not let them, as long as they do it them self and don't have others do it to them.. Murders would be taken just as serious as they are right now.(If not more serious, depending on circumstance)

And ofcourse suicide hurts noone but the person himself.

Actually it hurts everyone around I know because I've been to some funerals but neither am I gonna put them in jail for attempted murder if they survive or spend a ton of money putting them in an insane assylum.. Why bother spending the money on someone who'll just kill them self after they get out.. My friend tried to kill herself 5 times they kept putting her in a hospital 6th time was a charm..

2) No taxes, except Sales tax.

I figure like Soka does.. Let the criminals pay.. but why make every one else do it? Call in all debts that other countries owe us as well. No more lending money!

I suppose you're also going to pay back all the money you owe?

Eventually yes.. not instantly though.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:08 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:i was kidding about my last one by the way. im not that big of a racist.

i don't like illegal immigrants because i live in a neighborhood that used to be predominantly white. everything there was good, and house values were strong. then all of a sudden, 4 of the 8 houses in my little row were bought by immigrants. they always play extremely loud music until at least 4AM, they throw their beer bottles in our back yard, don't take out their trash and it stinks, and they house about 30 people in a 3 bedroom house.

furthermore, i live across the street from a 7-11, which is a convenience store. and the immigrants line up there everyday. there are at least 50 of them on any given day, and all they do is stand around, ask for money to buy 40s or cigarettes and ask for jobs.

they fucking suck, basically

Why do you think they behave like that?

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