Conquer Club

my friend came up with this one " i forgot my number, can i have yours?"

"Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"

"Any good at handjobs?"

"hey you didnt see me the first time, shall I walk back by?"

"I was wondering if you could settle a bet with us? My friend here says that a Paladin has every right to roll need on Valor gear. And I say that if he wanted Valor gear, then he should have rolled a warrior in the first place and stop being a n00b tard."

Not really a pick up line but...

I've heard of this place that sells bogus ATM reciepts with hefty balances. You're supposed to fubble through your pockets for somehing to write your number on and just happen upon this "scrap". Flip it over, jot down your number, and presto! After all, what do women really want anyway?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want money?

"Could you get my coat, you're an absolute MUNTER."

Of all the women in the bar, you looked to me like the most likely to f*ck a stranger.

I'm going to sing "The Final Countdown" by Europe until you agree to sleep with me. Don't try to walk away; I'll only follow you.

Say absolutly anything to the fatest woman in the bar.

That perfume smells divine on you ,Which brand is it .
my i wish i could look that good in ,dress ,trousers , skirt . it shows your figer to a tee .

And if all else fails how much vodka can you drink

Interfacer PH wrote:Say absolutely anything to the fattest woman in the bar.

"did you know sperm is a hunger suppressant!?"

Are those astronaut pants? Cause that ass is out of this world.

Are you alright?


then they'll probally answer like what?!



Then you say: When you fell from heaven, lol. Used this one a couple of times and its worked , lol.

Ronaldinho wrote:
Then you say: When you fell from heaven, lol. Used this one a couple of times and its worked , lol.

That worked?

hmmmmmm.....you don't sweat much for a fat chick....

"I want to pleasure you with my tongue"

Dancing Mustard wrote:"I want to pleasure you with my tongue"

That's just nasty.

Napoleon Ier wrote:That's just nasty.

That'll never work...

Perhap try: "You look legal; what about it?"

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:That's just nasty.

That'll never work...

Perhap try: "You look legal; what about it?"

:lol

I'm not legal.

Or of course :

"Sit on my lap, we'll talk about whatver pops up."

To the gorgeous girl for whom life and 'this dump' is just a little beneath her.

"I have the cure for boredom.. but it must be taken as suppository! "

I like peanut butter, do you? Wanna f*ck?

I believe that honesty is the most important part of a relationship. Ironic that I'm using these very words to try and trick you into sucking my cock.

Snorri1234 wrote:

Ronaldinho wrote:
Then you say: When you fell from heaven, lol. Used this one a couple of times and its worked , lol.

That worked?

ron has girls flocking to him all over

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?