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"Stache Toiletbowl invitational" all comers welcom

Post by Mr.T »

This tournament is only for shitty players, It will be a Standard, classic, sequential, escalating unlimited battle to the death. The only rules are that you must have less than 943 pts when you sign up for the event and there are no ingame alliances permitted. Also there is no crying allowed.

Please only post if you are interested in playing or you have a comment that is degrading and offensive.

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Post by b-b5 »

I wouldnt mind playing a slow one although my score doesnt qualify, but don't let that stand against me as I have never played Risk in my life and only completed 2 games on here; one of which I luck-boxed
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Post by reverend_kyle »

why under 943?

I'd play but my record is worse against other privates.
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Post by 2dimes »

I think it's for other people that are getting creamed Kyle. hence the low score requirement.
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Post by reverend_kyle »

2dimes wrote:I think it's for other people that are getting creamed Kyle. hence the low score requirement.


but why the number as odd as 943.. why not 950 or 900...

I qualify but dont want to get creamed by other privates.
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Post by autoload »

That shit is awesome!

Too bad the winner will get shit for points...
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Post by dussle »

Not only that, but imagine the spoils of victory. Your name would be in the spotlight as [enter name here]: proud winner of the 'Stache Toiletbowl Invitational, the only tournament exclusively for players who suck.
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Post by HighBorn »

not true i believe there was a tourny b4 for sucky players ;)
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Post by TitusFinn »

<---not sucky player. 8)



...unless drunk or loaded
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Post by JTFR »

<----sucky. cursed. its the curse of petrified wood. and poor grammer.
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Post by RoxLuzer89 »

ill join
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bullshit

Post by Plowable_Earth »

i would like to paticipate in this degrading tourney ===plowable_earth
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Post by autoload »

This tourney is still looking for players?
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Post by Roger Dodger »

i will play.. i am prob. one of the more shittiest of player.

sign me up
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Post by reverend_kyle »

Tourney list
1. Roger Dodger
2. Dussel
3. RoxLuzer89
4. 2dimes
5.rmcdavid(barely too good)
6.JTFR(barely too good.)
7. sublime 731
sorry to b-b5, autoload, JTFR, and plowable earth.. you dont suck enough.
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Post by rmcdavid »

im in!
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Post by reverend_kyle »

sorry you are 3 points too good.
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Post by rmcdavid »

blah i just got some points from a terminator. At the time I signed up i was 936.
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Post by reverend_kyle »

I'll add you to the list along with JTFR and T can decide.
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Post by rmcdavid »

ok thx, game # for the terminator was 56785 just incase you guys need proof!
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Post by reverend_kyle »

I'm not running the tournament so I honestl dont care.. it just looks like t abandoned it so I was helping him out.
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Post by jaydog »

i'll play, been playin pretty sucky lately
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Post by reverend_kyle »

jaydog wrote:i'll play, been playin pretty sucky lately


haha, you are way too good. gotta be below 943.
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Post by Roger Dodger »

hey why am i #1 am i the stupidest of players?
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Post by sublime731 »

I just started here so i suck enough to qualify :wink:
sign me up!
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