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who you handling for tomorow??

up and down reps??

shake it??
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I had an erection earlier, then utilized it.
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Post by Norse »

I Swayed left-centre in this erection.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Post by Stopper »

This thread needs a picture of a massive Aussie erection:

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That thing is tiled, I always thought it would just be steel.
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Post by ignotus »

Question: How did I get Aussie erection?

Answer:
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!!!
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Post by Norse »

Damn iggy...she looks like death warmed up in that picture
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Elle for the win.
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If that picture excites you, then you got serious issues... :sick:
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Strife wrote:If that picture excites you, then you got serious issues... :sick:


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-ShadySoul- wrote:
Strife wrote:If that picture excites you, then you got serious issues... :sick:


:!: :!: :!: :!: :!:


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Post by ignotus »

what? So if I like redheaded girls who look like they got off from their grave on the wrong foot I'm not normal any more? :lol: :lol: :lol:


OK! How about this picture then?
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well photoshop me to death!
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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ignotus wrote:what? So if I like redheaded girls who look like they got off from their grave on the wrong foot I'm not normal any more?

Nope, but you'll be amongst esteemed company. By which I mean me.

On the other hand I have always found the following images extremely effectice at winning me Aussie Erections:

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Image
Image



Man that was good.... I didn't even have to use my hands.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Post by ignotus »

well you have yours and I have mine... :wink: :lol:
heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Post by Dancing Mustard »

What? Erections?
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Post by ignotus »

Dancing Mustard wrote:What? Erections?



...or Aussies?
heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Post by Norse »

Dancing Mustard wrote:Image




.


It's the incest that does it for me.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Dancing Mustard wrote:Image

ok, we've found little red riding hood, now where's the wolf?
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Post by autoload »

Thank you all for the input.

Aussie Erection Pole to go up in the near future.
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Post by Norse »

MeDeFe wrote:ok, we've found little red riding hood, now where's the wolf?


I dunno...but I heard they found a large cancerous growth.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Post by Dancing Mustard »

I would happily run the risk of catching cancer. It would be worth it to bone Kylie.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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Post by Napoleon Ier »

Dancing Mustard wrote:I would happily run the risk of catching cancer. It would be worth it to bone Kylie.


Your how old again? :shock:
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he looks like 10 or 11 on his pic.
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Post by Wisse »

MeDeFe wrote:he looks like 10 or 11 on his pic.

i thought he sayed he was 13
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Post by Napoleon Ier »

Wisse wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:he looks like 10 or 11 on his pic.

i thought he sayed he was 13

He's 12 I think
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