Conquer Club

What is your favorite quote or quotes? List some or one of your favorite quotes.


"MOST people don't play sports because its fun. Ask any athlete, most of them hate it, but they couldnt imagine their life without it. Its part of them, the Hate/love relationship. its wat they live for. They live for the practices, parties, cheers, long bus rides, invitationals, countless pairs of diff. types of shoes, water, Gatorade, & coaches u hate but appreciate. They live for the way it feels when you beat the team next to you by 1 pt. in overtime, & you know those 2 extra sprints you ran in practice were worth it. They live for the way you become a family with your team, they live for the countless songs you sing in your head when your running ALL those suicides. They live for the competition, they live for the friends, the practices, the memories, the pain, its who they are. It's who we are. WE ARE ATHLETES..."

*grumbles because he started one awhile back.*

Anyways,

"If there is not the war, you don't get the great general; if there is not a great occasion, you don't get a great statesman; if Lincoln had lived in a time of peace, no one would have known his name."
-Theodore Roosevelt

No matter where you go, there you are.
- Buckaroo Banzai

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick arse! .. and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

They live

jiminski wrote:"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick arse! .. and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

They live

It was Duke Nukem 3D (Game, 1996)

ignotus wrote:

jiminski wrote:"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick arse! .. and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

They live

It was Duke Nukem 3D (Game, 1996)

way before that mate.. they plagiarised.

jiminski wrote:

ignotus wrote:

jiminski wrote:"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick arse! .. and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

They live

It was Duke Nukem 3D (Game, 1996)

way before that mate.. they plagiarised.

Word.

Sh*t, I was wrong for 10 years...

jiminski wrote:"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick arse! .. and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

They live

That was a wierd movie. Though Roddy Piper was awesome in it.

My favourite from ian holloway (football manager) describing an ugly win :

“To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren’t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee”

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain

"You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", but then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together"."
-Mitch Hedberg

"If you can imagine anyone obtaining this power of becoming invisible and never doing anything wrong or touching what was another's, he would be thought by the lookers-on to be a most wretched idiot."
-Plato

"I would rather have people ask why Cato had no monument, than why he had one."
-Cato the Elder

"Welcome to the world. Please take a moment to familiarise yourselves with all emergency exits; as you can see, there are none."
-Me (with variants)

keep your expectations low...you will never be dissapointed

never play leapfrog with a unicorn

dont drink and drive you might spill

bspride wrote:dont drink and drive you might spill

Don't drink and drive - smoke and fly!

Those who call the shots wont be among the dead and lame
and at each end of the rifle we are the same

"Heh heh, I like cheese."
Roger

Best. Quote. Ever.

A=anonymous



"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

"Situ ruttu, karu tuleb!" [Shit quickly, bear is coming!] - Old Estonian saying


"Hydrolics, electricity, magic . . . it's all the same." - Andrew Oliver

"War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left" - A

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly"
-Winston Churchill

"Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you" - Kurt Cobain

"There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count, and those who can't." - A

"People are like slinkies: basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs" - A

"when life hands you lemons you invade the country next to you and get some fucking oranges" -A

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." - Mitch Ratcliffe

"Hugh, your morals are lacking a certain
something . . . like existence" - Kyle Kraemer

"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." - President Reagan [when asked to do a microphone test]

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." -Bertrand Russell

"Wars are, of course, as a rule to be avoided; but they are far better than certain kinds of peace." - Teddy Roosevelt

"Courage is a better word for suicide." -A

"Darkness is the absence of Light; and Death is the absence of Life; and Evil is the absence of Good; but is Bliss the absence of Strife?" -Maxwell J. Ackley

"Baldric, your brain makes a grain of sand look large and ungainly" - Rowan Atkinson

"Ok, so you take sodium - nasty, burning stuff - and chlorine - well known for killing small organisms, used in very small quantities in pools, a lot would kill you.
Put them together and what have you got? Sodium Chloride.
Incredibly deadly stuff? You'd think so, but it's actually common salt.
I have therefore proven that two wrongs do make a right!" -A

"So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
gun owners.
Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE
HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!" -a random idiot

"That's like saying that since weed is illegal, no one's going to get it, when in reality all you have to do is head to your local high school bathroom facilities at lunchtime." -Anonymous

"They should have burned him at the stake. Death by stoning is so blunt." -A

"The hamster is now pumped so full of 'roids he makes Barry Bonds look like a little girl." -Stage6.com

"Told my dad I stopped raisin' hell, and he called me a quitter!" -A

"I do not condone violence... But, if you want to commit violence, join with a bunch of like-minded people!"-A

soundout9 wrote: "I'M SORRY, COULD YOU SPEAK UP. I COULD NOT HERE YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY INTERNET"

classic


"my end it justifies my means"

"life is a waste of time,time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life"

AND my very own...

"you can always retake a class..BUT you may never relive a party"

"You can break as many rules as you want to, just don't get caught." - Me

some of my favorite laws of combat operations
1.)If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
2.)If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
3.)Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
4.)Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs
5.)Napalm is an area support weapon
6.)B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.
7.)Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.
8.)The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
9.)The ping you heard was the antenna snapping off at 6 inches above the flexmount, while a fire mission was being called in on a battalion of hostiles who know your position.
10.)The only time you have too much fuel loaded is when your aircraft is on fire.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 to 1962)

You can't type what a lesbian is. We're anything and everything. The one thing in common is that we make love to other women. So give up trying to limit us.
Amanda Bearse.

"It has to do with a bizzare concept called democracy, in which ruling power is given to whoever is most skillful at directing the herd instincts of the largest masses of their most ignorant citizens" Nom Anor

"Initiate order 66"