I've been informed by Not Saxi that Mookie and his wine addiction will be taking over D.C. in the near future. I fully support him.
Re: Mookie To Take Over D.C sources say.
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2025 7:43 pm
by mookiemcgee
My army of alcoholics is growing and doesn't discriminate! The special soldiers in the AA divison will be on the front lines at all times so the rest of us can finish our beers.
Gay ass non-drinking conservatives like Kevin Sorbo will be shot on sight faster than a newborn puppy near Kristi Noem!
Re: Mookie To Take Over D.C sources say.
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2025 8:17 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Hell yeah! Never trust a man that doesn't drink! Deport them all i say! Bunch of criminals!
Re: Mookie To Take Over D.C sources say.
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 5:26 am
by Dukasaur
Let them eat Gruyere!
Re: Mookie To Take Over D.C sources say.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2025 4:24 pm
by mookiemcgee
Assassination attempt on the future US president today appears to have failed! God was on his side, and appears to have personally deflected the bullet... Spoiler