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1. people in Western countries don't eat enough Western sandwiches

Last week I found liver spots on my cheek while shaving.

When I was a kid, I remember thinking how repulsive old people were with their disgusting liver spots. Now I'm one of them.

I love the Azores, but they're one of the most awkward spots on the planet to get to from here.

As I get older, I find a huge and growing percentage of women attractive. Compared to when I was in my 20s...

Dukasaur wrote:Last week I found liver spots on my cheek while shaving.

When I was a kid, I remember thinking how repulsive old people were with their disgusting liver spots. Now I'm one of them.

Stop shaving and problem is half way solved.

DoomYoshi wrote:1. people in Western countries don't eat enough Western sandwiches

By Western sandwiches do you mean BBQ sauce and onion rings on the sandwich? (a la Carl's Jr.)

2. The pizza at Sam's Club has too much cheese and not enough sauce.

kentington wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:Last week I found liver spots on my cheek while shaving.

When I was a kid, I remember thinking how repulsive old people were with their disgusting liver spots. Now I'm one of them.

Stop shaving and problem is half way solved.

DoomYoshi wrote:1. people in Western countries don't eat enough Western sandwiches

By Western sandwiches do you mean BBQ sauce and onion rings on the sandwich? (a la Carl's Jr.)

2. The pizza at Sam's Club has too much cheese and not enough sauce.

A well-made club can be a very fine sandwich indeed.