What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:52 am
A nuclear holocaust.
Discuss.
Discuss.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:55 am
Half a worm.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:55 am
finding half of a worm in your apple. 
bollocks fast posted. 
bollocks fast posted. Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:57 am
High five!DAZMCFC wrote:finding half of a worm in your apple.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:59 am
*puts hand up* high five, down below, to slow.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:02 am
Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.
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What's the difference between Flame wars and a porcupine?
For a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.
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What's the difference between Flame wars and a porcupine?
For a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:25 am
Random Joke:
What does a pirate drive?
A caaaaarrrrrrrr!
What does a pirate drive?
A caaaaarrrrrrrr!
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:44 am
Finding a worm, in your ice cream. 
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:44 am
What's worse than a worm in your apple? Half a worm.
What's worse than that? AIDS.
What's worse than that? AIDS.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:45 am
A baby seal walks into a club.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:05 pm
Whats the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling
huzzah
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling
huzzah
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:12 pm
finding two worms in your apple
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:32 pm
unriggable wrote:Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.
Wow, I'm usually up for dead baby jokes, but that...
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:37 pm
ritz627 wrote:unriggable wrote:Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.
Wow, I'm usually up for dead baby jokes, but that...
what, there are more dead baby jokes?!?
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:23 pm
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding one in your vagina.
Finding one in your vagina.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:35 pm
^ your dating the wrong kind of men.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:39 pm
DAZMCFC wrote:^ your dating the wrong kind of men.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:29 pm
btownmeggy wrote:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding one in your vagina.
Finding one in your penis?
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:46 pm
btownmeggy wrote:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding one in your vagina.
Wow, Cannibal Corpse style...I like it!
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:48 pm
I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:10 pm
dyingfetus wrote:I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!
I was thinking more like a punctured kindey, but that works too.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:23 pm
What is worse than finding a worm in an apple... 
how about, finding out jessica alba is a man. that would be a sad day
how about, finding out jessica alba is a man. that would be a sad day
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:01 pm
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A fish.
A fish.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:30 pm
dustn64 wrote:What is worse than finding a worm in an apple...
how about, finding out jessica alba is a man. that would be a sad day
Here's how it happens - you see alba so you lie down on your skateboard and roll between her legs, only to see a hefty clump in her skirt.
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:39 am
mpmrunner wrote:How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A fish.
What's the difference between a duck.
One of its legs are both the same.