Conquer Club

1. dcowboys - Front: Lackattack is a god
Back: Hendy is a cunt

2. rev_kyle - Front:masturbating and the attack button very similar - i like the real thing
Back: Conqueror star

3. khazalid - front: conquer club
back: numbing the pain of constant rejection since 2006

4. Herakilla - Front:has conquered my heart...
Back:But my grades dropped, I lost my job, my girlfriend left me, I no longer have any real life friends, and my family won't talk to me anymore.So it all evens out!

5.rocketry - Front: "CC's Most Wanted Serial Multi"
underneath: [BUSTED]

6.for dummies - Front: My Mommy says i'm special
Back: The Dice Gods say other wise.

7.demigod - "Looks like you've been spanked by the dice gods" with a picture of flaming snake-eye (two 1's) dice below that

8.domination - Its okay but it should be
My wife left me ...
My kid is in hospital ...
I lost my job ...
My dog got run over ...
My car has got 2 flat tires ...
But I got promoted to major!!!

9.artfuldodger - graphics version on page 6

10. plib - graphics version on page 6

11. firtheva - Front: When your child's first words are "Stupid n00b deadbeats"...
Back: You know you love conquer club

12. gethine - CONQUER CLUB - 9 out of 10 divorce lawyers recommend it

THe option in Red has been disqualified for having multiple accounts

Change Monopoly to Yahtzee (sp?).

Stop spamming hecter......Its my idea and aint having it

yours is very not funny.

hulmey wrote:Stop spamming hecter......Its my idea and aint having it

Well it's just that in Yahtzee that's the best roll you can get. And monopoly only has two dice, not 5.

Front So you forgot to take my turns ?
Back At least my score didnt drop below 700 that much

hecter wrote:

hulmey wrote:Stop spamming hecter......Its my idea and aint having it

Well it's just that in Yahtzee that's the best roll you can get. And monopoly only has two dice, not 5.

He's jealous that yours was better and made more sense.

two words: "bad dice"

Front:
You know you are addicted to conquerclub when...


Back:
[list of all the best phrases from the "you know you are addicted when" thread. the last one would be "when you buy a Conquerclub Shirt"]

front


back-random dice my ass (then put the cc conquer logo underneath it)

(and under that)
http://www.conquerclub.com

i wanna put a picture of my t-shirt that i made, but i dont know how. can someone help me out here please?

hecter wrote:
hulmey wrote:
Stop spamming hecter......Its my idea and aint having it Very Happy

Well it's just that in Yahtzee that's the best roll you can get. And monopoly only has two dice, not 5.


He's jealous that yours was better and made more sense.

Yeah if i was like 14 a might be lol

Front: Lackattack is a god
Back: Hendy is a cunt

Front:
masturbating and the attack button very similar - i like the real thing
--Wacicha

Back:
Conqueror star
http://www.conquerclub.com

My idea is to have these pictures:

and

and underneath write "BUSTED" for multiple accounts!

hey...

dcowboys055 wrote:hey...

I think that you will win with that one

Front:



I <3 Lackattack.

Back:

Front:

UNLIMITED simultaneous games - $10
Ability to create PRIVATE games - $8
GOLDEN rank icon - $2

that WARM and FUZZY feeling you get from supporting a website that you love....

Back:

Priceless

Front: Destroying all of your opponents is like putting down a hurt dog....

Back: Ya just gotta do it.

front: conquer club

back: numbing the pain of constant rejection since 2006

Front:


has conquered my heart...

Back:

But my grades dropped, I lost my job, my girlfriend left me, I no longer have any real life friends, and my family won't talk to me anymore.


So it all evens out!

Something around this variation, like an advertisement and all.

Front: I play risk at Conquer Club, where do you play at?

Back:Yeah, I thought so
http://www.conquerclub.com
Free to join
I'll be waiting

Front: Conquer Club

Back:
Active [ 634 ] Awaiting Players [ 186 ] Eliminated [ 202 ] Recently Finished [ 535 ]
ADDICTED

Note: the Active [ 634 ].... should be a picture of the status bar of course.

1. on front: conquer club (logo)]
2. back: the conqueror star
3. on shoulders grades: private, cook, first class private etc.