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List the Many Problems with Evolution

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Inspired by doctor UC and also by the stuff that a free market in america would solve topic, lets list and get to the heart at all the problems with evolution. I'll start.

1. The mud from rivers into the oceans.


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2. Computer viruses
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3. It isn't solved by the free market
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4. It doesn't explain how the Egyptians built the pyramids
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5. 6 fingers or toes.
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7. Language (language is a learned behavior, so who taught the first talking ape to speak?)

8. Not observed (One of the tests of a theory is that it must be "observable". Evolution fails this test as we can't find ONE stinking mid-evolved animal on this entire planet!)

9. The origin of life (Evolution does not even attempt to answer this question because life deriving from something that is NOT LIVING is absurd)

10. Believing that the jump from a single celled organism to a human being happening on it's own, by mere "chance" actually takes more faith than believing, "God is"
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jay_a2j wrote:
8. Not observed (One of the tests of a theory is that it must be "observable". Evolution fails this test as we can't find ONE stinking mid-evolved animal on this entire planet!)




It's observed in every generation, unless the child generation is a clone.
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6. Smells like teen spirit.
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7. The Bible says it's not true.
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8. Back problems.


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9. Altruism
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10. It's what the gay Jewish media want you to believe in.
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11. XYY chromosomes syndrome
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12. Religious zealots and fanaticism.
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13. Dawkins gets trounced
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14. The World Cup


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Andy. [/thread]
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15. Bird flu.
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16. all species are obviously created separately, but god sometimes copied a lot of stuff from one to another because he was running out of inspiration.
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17. Nature abhors a vacuum, and yet Miley Cyrus evolved to have a vacuum between her ears.
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18. Homosexuality
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19. Homo milk
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20. Homogenization.

Bollocks.
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21. The perfect placement of noses and ears for the wearing of spectacles. Obviously this is intelligent design.
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22. Homo erectus


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