Welcome Comrades to the 108th edition of the Dispatch
Swifte here bringing you a heapin' helpin' of the latest CC news and developments. It took our team a few extra days to get all that turkey outta their systems, but we've got another great issue full of goodies ready for your consumption, and another huge list of site updates to report on as well!
Here's what we have on tap for you:
The first regular section is Mess Hall and Interrogation Room, which includes a report from DoomYoshi on the new Monthly Challenges that kicked off this month, as well as an interview with the always entertaining [player]Mageplunka69[/player]. Also, don't forget to check out the 4th installment of the trivia contest!
The Platoon Report covers all aspects of the Clan scene. This issue brings two updates to the F400, a look at who joined what clans in November, and a quick look at the major ongoing clan events.
War Games has the scoop on the tournament world, including a look at the new auto tournaments as their excellent regular features, including a Meet the Tournament Organizers interview with [player]simmons4[/player].
Cartographic Surveillance is your source for news from the map-making world, and this issue includes a look at all the XML ideas that have been submitted in Suggestions. It's exciting just to think about the kind of gameplay and maps these suggestions could bring about!
Finally, our Next Mission Brief includes such things as the closing credits and information on how to subscribe.
[player]Swifte[/player] - Clan Executive & Guest Publisher for Issue 108
And finally some late-breaking news: Late-breaking News and Announcements
Happy post Thanksgiving US readers. International readers, Happy December. Caffeine brings us another round of trivia, DoomYoshi has exciting medal announcements, and Mageplunka69 is interviewed.
[spoiler=Interrogation of Mageplunka69]Q. Do you think the quality and/or number of speeders have gone down in the past year or so? Or do you not have problems filling speed games? Do you always play the same people, or do you see a good variety of players?
I truly do think that the speeders have died .....sucks too..I can remember all of us ass doodlers having like 7-10 active 8 man doodles going and filling up 50 per hour...they do NOT fill fast enough at all.....you can wait 30 minutes and nothing ....you also get the usual try and piss you off time clock players and defaulters who ruin the fun.
Q. Who is the hottest redhead on the planet?
stunnas wife, I saw her webcam ♥
Q. How is Mageplunka doing?
fuhgetaboutit
Q. When will it be my turn?
when you get on your knees..............and pray
Q. Who wins in a fight, you or Muhammad Ali?
oh ali for sure
Q. Would you like to see CC interview #1 stunna?
Yes , but i would mostly like to see him get free premium for being so patient....upstanding guy, although he mis abused becky and made her hurt and cry and leave
Q. Why do you think CC hasn't interviewed Stunna?
well they took long enough to get to me and i have played a couple games
Q. Is the 69 your year of birth, your waistline, your IQ, or your bank balance?
...It is my favorite number haha
Q. What's the best Christmas present you ever got?
...ummm.....well it involved a banana and a wet mouth
Q. "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker." Please comment on the quoted aphorism, giving specific details from your personal experience.
...well there was this girl named candy...but she was expensive
Q. Who is cooler: Han Solo or Mad Max?
neither
Q. What was your favourite online game before CC?
Doom on my 286 haha
Q. What's your favorite type of beer?
Corona with fruit
Q. What's the best comment posted in game chat when you have been eliminated?
LOL...in trying to be a upstanding CC player and show the utmost respect to the vulgarity with I am accustomed to i choose not to get evicted
Q. Do you ever miss rbelgrod?
Yes, actually I do as well as alot of my old friends here....but it is what it is so get over it
Q. Is there anyone on CC not on your game invite list? If so why not?
Good lord, my friend list is huge, and thats who i invite, and I ask them to bring someone new, but NOOOOOOOO..same old players, but we have a blast with over 100 games a week...but that bores me..low cc testosterone
Q. Can there ever be enough ass?
Hell no...I wish they would reverse the waiting games order to let the players see the old games 1st...tired of games waiting for months , and give us back our pm notifiers to let us know when the game begins....THATS what made so many old freestyle ass doodles fun....god, I have a 6 second game somewhere as well as a 3 second manual...thank you all for allowing me the real dumb questions...well not all of them Also, I would love to pay $50 per year for webcam games on CC haha Oh yea....never enough ass.....and im not talking CC now lol
Welcome to the Platoon Report, your headquarters for Clan news on Conquer Club!
We play a little bit of catch up this issue, as [player]IcePack[/player] brings us the November 1st and November 15th editions of the F400, where we welcome Atlantis to the rankings! Next, I take a look back at November and update you on all the Shaker's and Mover's of the month. Last but not least, I've provided a quick look at the major clan events going on.
Thanks for staying tuned to the Platoon Report, see you on the battlefield!
[player]Swifte[/player] Clan Executive
F400s for Novemberby IcePack [spoiler=November 1 F400][/spoiler] [spoiler=November 15 F400][/spoiler] November 2013 Shakers and Moversby Swifte
Hello friends, and welcome to your favourite part of the Newsletter, "War Games", where you can find information about CC Tournaments, and other stuff in the Tournament scene!
In this issue, we take a look at the awesome new feature to grace the tournament world - AutoTournaments, in the feature article entitled AutoTournaments, Roll Out! In it, we discuss the numerous attractive qualities that these AutoTournaments have to offer, and its possible impact on Community Run Tournaments.
Meanwhile, our writers continue to deliver solid news with [player]mcshanester29[/player]'s latest MTTO interview with [player]simmons4[/player], [player]DaveH[/player]'s update of TPA happenings in TPA Wrap, and my selection of tournaments awaiting signups in Join This? Or Not!
While we're at it, I'd like to publicly congratulate and thank [player]DaveH[/player] for 2 years of service here with us as a writer on the Tournament Team of the CC Dispatch. He has consistently delivered long and substantial articles for every issue with 50 editions of his helpful Tournament Tips, and has always kept us up to date with the TPA Wrap! I'm sure I speak for the readers when I say that I hope you'll continue to be with us for a long time to come!
For those who celebrate, we hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving, and still an awesome Hanukkah.
Koontz1973 is back with two great articles, one focusing on Murder 1 by degaston. As you will see this complex map is a blast from the past, and should surely get everyone excited, so take a look and let your thoughts be know.
Stay Tuned for the next issue of the ConquerClub Dispatch for an interrogation of [player]DoomYoshi[/player]. Post any questions you may have for them here --> Interrogation with DoomYoshi
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