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OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

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Hello

It's important that we have a record on penis sizes of OT regulars.

The method to get the data will be self-reporting. If I doubt of the veracity of a report, I can commission a party to have it measured, or I could also make and educated guess.

Let's start:

Mine is 13.3 inches:


user---------inches
nietzsche 13.3 * measured and confirmed
AoG 1.7 *confirmed by ugly ex-gf
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Symmetry
Phatscotty 3 *self-reported
pimpdave 3.1 *self-reported
BBS 4.5 *self-reported
Mets 4.9 *adjusted
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Haggis
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rds
El_Jefe
lack
kenringtone
Gillipig 0 *confirmed by ManB
Timminz
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tdans
Maugena *Frigidus comisioned to measure it
ManBungalow 1 *adjusted
Pirlo 5 *adjusted
warmonger1981 2 *confirmed




as they report their size, I'll add the rest to the list. jimboston not allowed to report his penis size.
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Go, report your penis size
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nietzsche wrote:Go, report your penis size


How can you continue to post like nothing's happened after breaking saxi's heart like that? :evil:
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Are we measuring limp or harder-than-Serbia's-nipples?
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Army of GOD wrote:Are we measuring limp or harder-than-Serbia's-nipples?


If you can still get it hard.. hard, if you don't you can pull it with one hand and hold the ruler with the other.
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5.2".
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Metsfanmax wrote:5.2".


Adjusted for inflation to 4.9
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5.7" (Inflation pre-adjusted as a courtesy to OP)
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nietzsche wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:5.2".


Adjusted for inflation to 4.9


Could be. Does it get bigger with time? I haven't measured since I was like 16.
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You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)
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tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


No, that would be gay.
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tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


I'm sure Army of god's got some phony ruler he uses for these occasions so that idea is out.
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Army of GOD wrote:
tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


No, that would be gay.


And this isn't?
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tj755 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


No, that would be gay.


And this isn't?


But if it adds to nietszche's fantasy to know the lengths of all the varied and exotic peenors out there in the cc community what harms been done?
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I'd tell you how long mine is, if only BBS would let go of it long enough for me to take a measurement.
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6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.
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Maugena wrote:6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.


I looked at the chart. Africa and South America are on the top of the list, followed by Europe, the US, and Asia. Apparently, Greek penis sizes beat French penis sizes by 1/10th of an inch.
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thegreekdog wrote:
Maugena wrote:6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.


I looked at the chart. Africa and South America are on the top of the list, followed by Europe, the US, and Asia. Apparently, Greek penis sizes beat French penis sizes by 1/10th of an inch.


Did they exclude sasquatches from the survey when they measured in North America?
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you spelled samsquanch wrong
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It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:
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xeno wrote:It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:


what the f*ck do wave patterns have to do with your small, pathetic excuse of a penis?
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xeno wrote:It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:


They lied to you. Just sayin
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Army of GOD wrote:you spelled samsquanch wrong


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xeno wrote:It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:


You could stick your thumb in her butt. 8-[
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