Conquer Club

Best worst movies ever?

Batmamn & Robin - possibly the worst film of all time:


or maybe The Room. Oh hi Mark!


And nic cage's finest, The Wicker Man

Reform School Girls

King of the Kickboxers (known to me and my friends as "King of the Cheeseboxers")

I recommend getting drunk or high before attempting to watch it though...

Megashark vs Giant Octopus.

This goes more under the "guilty pleasures" category than "so bad it's good", but I have to mention "High School Musical" 1 & 2 They are corny as all get-out, but the dance routines are actually well-conceived and well executed, and Hudgens and Ephron's voices, especially harmonizing together...phenomenal.

daddy1gringo wrote:This goes more under the "guilty pleasures" category than "so bad it's good", but I have to mention "High School Musical" 1 & 2 They are corny as all get-out, but the dance routines are actually well-conceived and well executed, and Hudgens and Ephron's voices, especially harmonizing together...phenomenal.

Guilty pleasures eh? Mine is A Chorus Line. I approached michael douglas in a bar once to shake his hand and tell him how much I loved the movie. He looked at me like I was taking the piss.

Piranhas. It was so bad we were cracking up.

Also, Anchorman. It, however, falls in the realm of "it's so bad it's fucking amazing"

The winner hands down must be Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

You can watch the whole movie on YouTube:

HAHAHA The Room. "Matherfacker!"

Also, Birdemic.

Hi doggie!



Also, this one falls under "So bad it's really fuckin' bad"

The motherfuckin Star Wars Holiday Special

Monsturd

Manos: The Hands of Fate is my choice.

Transformers: The Movie for me. Guilty pleasure from being a kid. It's an extended toy commercial but somehow features Orson Welle's last performance, plus Leonard Nimoy, Eric Idle, and Judd Nelson. No combination of those actors should really be in the same film. It really is a weird movie.

But still:



I like this better than anything Michael Bay did with the franchise. Plus I had Optimus Prime and Hot Rod as toys.

This is Spinal Tap

Flesh Gordon.
Pornographic and funny. What a fine combination.

They saved Hitler's brain

can't beat that title.

jonesthecurl wrote:Flesh Gordon.
Pornographic and funny. What a fine combination.

Also: Lord of the G-String

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Also, this one falls under "So bad it's really fuckin' bad"

The motherfuckin Star Wars Holiday Special

I still feel The Phantom Menace makes the xmas special look like Citizen Kane. But TPM is not even enjoyably bad, because it's star wars, and watching it felt like your favourite beloved uncle being arrested for posession of child pornograpy, except a million times more boring.

ALthough it did produce this, which is a brilliant review, and which george lucas should be forced to watch before he makes anything else:

Frogs (1972)

So bad you just sit and watch it if only to wonder what kind of drugs would be needed to make this movie enjoyable...

heavycola wrote:ALthough it did produce this, which is a brilliant review, and which george lucas should be forced to watch before he makes anything else:

Ah yes, the only review that is longer than the movie it's reviewing

But yeah, it really is good.