Conquer Club

FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR I FIGHT IN HONOR OF THE BLACK LABRADOR MIX.......LUCY!!! THE DUCHESS OF DANGER, VICEROY OF MENACE, AMBASSADOR OF ASS-KICKING, SULTANESS OF SEIZURE, QUEEN OF POWER AND GODDESS OF DESTRUCTION!!!!! THE ONLY CREATURE CAPABLE OF MAKING CHUCK NORRIS CRY!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OTHERS SHALL KNEEL BEFORE HER!!!!!!!!!!

Reported.

It's total sarcasm dude. Just talking about my awesome black lab mix Lucy and her new nickname "Lucy, the luce-goose Goose-Mongerer." And her multitudes of nicknames because she's that cool. But whatevs.

threads like this are what the OT forum is for

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

That's what this forum is for, is it not? Perhaps I am mistaken. But my thread has absolutely nothing to do with Conquer Club, and absolutely everything to do with my dog who is so many levels of awesome.

A mere mortal dog such as yours could never make Chuck Norris cry.


Reported for bigotry and racism.

Lucy and Chuck Norris currently have a truce enacted. Tenuous at best.

Also I forgot to mention, Lucy is an extinction level event. If you've ever seen my backyard, not a blade of grass to be found.

My black labrador mix could beat your black labrador mix in an eating contest.

Sadly, since he's part GSD, he could probably beat Lucy at whining like a bitch too.

They prefer "African-American" labs you racists

Army of GOD wrote:They prefer "African-American" labs you racists

Loki prefers "shutthefuckupandthrowthefuckingball."

So did DrewbieDoo get a forum vacation or just a warning?

Still rocking it. My labrador retriever is that awesome.

So, what is the going price these days for a Lucy brand goose?

BBS, what's your monthly income in dog years?

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Quoth the raven.... nevermore!

I prefer to eat ducks, tried foie gras once and didn't like it.

Neoteny wrote:My black labrador mix could beat your black labrador mix in an eating contest.

Sadly, since he's part GSD, he could probably beat Lucy at whining like a bitch too.

BEHOLD, THE TRUE BLACK LABRADOR MIX!! ALL OTHERS ARE FALSE DECEIVERS AND GOLDEN CALVES AND OTHER BAD THINGS!

rdsrds2120 wrote:BBS, what's your monthly income in dog years?

-rd

WAT

BigBallinStalin wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:BBS, what's your monthly income in dog years?

-rd

WAT

Come on, you heard saw what I typed. Pony up.

-rd

Lucy be in she sky with her diamonds you mongrels. Any fools in freetown be knewing tis.

Echo.

rdsrds2120 wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:BBS, what's your monthly income in dog years?

-rd

WAT

Come on, you heard saw what I typed. Pony up.

-rd

Three dog legs multiplied by 7.

Lucy only needs one dog leg to show you who is boss. She also could probably beat you in a 50 meter dash, with three legs, giving you a 10 second head-start, while she tows a wet and heavy hay bale.