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CC Dispatch [Issue 68: 01-04-12] Won't Get Fooled Again

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Welcome Comrades to the 68th edition of the Dispatch :)

CHAOS HITS CONQUER CLUB - "ANONYMOUS" GROUP GIVES EVERYONE ADMIN POWERS

User and apparent anarchist, [player]@n0nym0us[/player], made an announcement today that the site administrators, [player]lackattack[/player], [player]king achilles[/player], and [player]AndyDufresne[/player] have been stripped of their admin powers and given to the members of the Conquer Club community as an act to promote "FR33D0M" and squash corruption. Hundreds of bans, premium-giving, and dice adjustments later, Conquer Club is left with one hell of an April Fool's joke!

Ah, yes, good times. I rather enjoyed giving the [player]Swedish Chef[/player] a New Recruit ban for those April Fool's Days of pseudo-Swedish jibber-jabber. Why a New Recruit ban? How do you think Swedish Chef gets his food to taste so fresh? ;) Bork! Bork! Bork!

lackattack never fails to give us a good scare on April 1st! Speaking of the Webmaster, I'm looking forward to a little something I'm cooking up that should be coming within the next issue or two... Stay tuned! ;)

Oh, I thought I'd mention - you guys are more than welcome to post topics in the Newsletter forum! Want to talk about an article idea you've been thinking about? Want to discuss your favorite (or least favorite) things about the CC Dispatch? Want to make some suggestions to help improve our Newsletter? Feel free! :)

In addition, for those of you that haven't found out already, the CC Dispatch is on Twitter and Facebook! Follow us @CCDispatch on Twitter or 'like' our fan page at facebook.com/ConquerClubDispatch! The executives and I will try to entertain and inform you, as well as get your opinions on things! One of these days I'll figure out what the issue is with linking our Twitter account to our Facebook fan page, haha. This past fortnight, I asked what you guys look for in a Doubles partner. Here are a couple of replies!
@Boxtrocity wrote:@CCDispatch I look for someone that I can work with to make a plan in chat. If you don't communicate and work together, you lose.
@Ltg1969 wrote:@CCDispatch Cooperation and communication.

Valid points, indeed! What do you guys think? Let us know by replying to this thread! (For those of you Subscribers, just click the header at the top to go to the thread!)

Speaking of Subscribers, it's that time again! Our Subscriber of the Issue is, unbelievably, our very own Community Manager, [player]AndyDufresne[/player]! Just send me a PM describing your favorite April Fool's joke that's ever been done on Conquer Club and a General Achievement Medal is yours! :D

Last, but certainly not least, I'd like to welcome a new member of the Newsletter Executive team, former Strategy Reporter (now Strategy Executive), [player]Viceroy63[/player]! He's been doing amazing things for my baby of a section ( O:) ), so I am excited to see him do great things for us in the future! I hope you all have been enjoying the young "Office of Strategic Services" and will continue to as we see it develop more under Viceroy's leadership!

I think I've rambled on a bit, so I'll just leave you to explore what we have to offer this issue!

Enjoy the fruits of our laboring fingers!

[player]Victor Sullivan[/player]
Chief Executive


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Happy April Fools day everyone! We have further Civil War correspondences from DoomYoshi, shieldgenerator7 brings us another chapter in his story, and amazzony talks about tournaments, her clan, and baseless rumors.

[player]safariguy5[/player]
Freestyle Executive


The Scum Insider by safariguy5
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Epic CC Story Chapter 2 by shieldgenerator7
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Historical Perspectives by DoomYoshi
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[spoiler=Interrogation of amazzony]Hi amazzony!

Heya!

Q. How did you find CC, and how long did it take before you got involved in the tournament section?

I was suggested to check out the site by a friend who we played a lot of RISK together. He never became serious about CC, I've been hooked on the game since November 2006. I had to look up the dates because I had no idea. First I started playing in tournaments (September 2007) and the first tournament that I ran was just a month later. Once I got the taste, I was drawn to tournaments really fast and for the first 3 years I was super active, both playing, running and helping out in other ways; since last year I'm feeling that the excitement of tournaments and CC has started to wear off.

Q. Which tournament did you most enjoy running?

This is a really unfair question. I've ran 143 tournaments with all kind of different settings, formats, themes, my own original ideas, created and ran official CC tournaments, rescued tournaments, been running them alone, with co-hosts and as a "sitter", was the leader of two multiorganiser tournaments. Every tournament has been enjoyable to run in a way, all of them have had hiccups and most of them have made me wonder at least once why on earth am I doing it. At the end of the day though you get the answer to the question when you get to declare the winner and enjoy compliments from people who liked the tournament.

Q. Vodka, or whiskey?

If I had to pick then vodka in a cocktail. Though prefer a good English or Scandinavian cider. Or a glass of semisweet wine.

Q. What keeps you coming back?

My clan, Generation One, those wonderful people. It's the only reason why I've stuck around this long. Whenever I feel like being tired of everything that is going on and not finding my games and/or tournaments enough to keep me having fun then I have always had a place to hide out until the motivation returns. Thanks to tournaments I ended up there and thanks to my clan mates I've been able to enjoy CC for such a long time.

Q. Hath: great member of G1 or the GREATEST member of G1?

A really great member! Though I would never dare to show my face in the clan forums again if I didn't mention the biggest slacker Serbia as G1's greatest member. But really, all of G1 is greatest for me. We have such a wide range of different people all over the world who make such a wise company.

Q. Who are your favorite tournament players?

I'm going to give another diplomatic answer here but I cannot pick names. I've had over 2000 different people playing in my tournaments and it's impossible to pick from them. For me the players who take interest and time to check out the tournament, notice mistakes and challenge my decisions in a respectful way, respect the competitors and the organizer and just show general interest and appreciation for the work that is put into running tournaments are the ones who I always wish and hope to find in my tournaments. Through years there's been hundreds of people like that.

Q. What has been your all time favorite tournament that you've run?

You are persistent but I still don't have an answer to that. I looked through the list of my organised tournaments, there are good things and bad things related to all of them, fortunately mostly positive emotions but nothing pops up as a real favourite.

Q. What is your favorite line of the Estonian national anthem, and what does it mean to you?

I cannot pick a single line because the meaning has been spread to different lines, but living currently in England, these words are and will always be very important to me, wherever I am, wherever I will be:
I shall not find such ever
In this huge wide world
Which would be so dear to me
As you, my fatherland!


Q. Have you ever thought about adding more z's to your name?

Now that would be just confusing and could be seen as me being sleepy all the time. zzzz…

Q. Where can I (The Bison King) find the mysterious cities of gold?

Do you really think that you'd be the person who I'd share the knowledge if I had it?

Q. Must a son atone for the sins of his father?

No, never. It often happens that they have to but I believe that we are all responsible only for our own actions and words. We influence others with ours but we can be punished only for our mistakes.

Q. When will you wear wigs?

A colourful clown wig most likely once I learn to juggle and create balloon animals beyond amateur level, hopefully never though.

Q. Which was your favorite tournament to run?

Again? You just won't give up.

Q. You seem to have rescued a lot of tournaments that others have dropped. Do you find it extra interesting, trying to unravel a tangled mess?

Absolutely. It was a great new way to find joy in running tournaments and add another level to helping out. It's always interesting to find out how big of a mess the abandoned tournament is (usually a big one) and then find a way to fix it, it's like solving a puzzle.

Q. Kittens or werewolves? Which are more cuddly?

Werewolves. At least you know to be on your guard all the time, the cuteness of kittens can create false safety.

Q. If you were invited to dinner, and found out that Hannibal Lecter was the guest of honour, what would you do?

Pack a gun and end the dinner before it starts.

Q. If you're falling-down drunk, but you're already laying on the floor, can you go any lower?

You've reached the lowest point when you are laying in your vomit… Think about it next time you are drinking on the floor.

Q. Which is the more important cultural icon: PEZ or M&Ms?

M&Ms. Chocolate has way more power.

Q. What are your favorite cookies and why?

Coconut, because my grandmother makes the most delicious ones.

Q. Do you prefer syrup, or jelly?

Jelly.

Q. How long have you been pregnant?

Really? That's the best the CC rumour mill comes up for me? I'm intrigued now though.


Thanks for your time!

Sure thing, I've enjoyed it. Have an amazing day, everybody!
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The Strategy Section of issue 68 of this Newsletter, promises to be an exciting one for sure. And this is no "April Fools" joke on you; I assure you.

We begin with our guest writer and his strategical insights as to when to be Passive and await your opportunity to attack and when to take charge of the game right from the start. "Proactive or Reactive" is a must read from the writers own experiences. And as he is French, we also provide this article in the French language version for the "Madam's e Monsuier'es" in our ranks.

Secondly I continue my three part series on the Bonus Monkey In Which I explain about the many services that the BM's provides for the rest of the players in the game, making it easier to win. Be sure to read, "The Bonus Monkey is Your Friend, Leave Him for Last. Part 02."

And introducing exclusively for the Newsletter, "The Debriefing of Dhallmeyers Game 10727863." In this first of a series of four articles we explore the many strategies and tragedies of this game as we take you round by breath taking round through this tournament game. Assessed by Dhallmeyer himself, This promises to be a most interesting read.

So with no further ado, just sit back and enjoy the Strategy Section of Issue 68 of your Newsletter.

[player]Viceroy63[/player]
Strategy Executive


Proactive or Reactive? By QuikSilver
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French Version
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The Bonus Monkey is your friend, leave him for last. Part 02 By Viceroy63
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Debriefing of Dhallmeyer Game 10727863 By Viceroy63 and Assessed by Dhallmeyer
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Hello again my friends, and welcome to your favorite part of the Newsletter, "War Games", where you can find information about CC Tournaments! In this issue, James interviews Butters1919, while DaveH and NoSurvivors continue their long-running series.

I promised [player]kuma32478[/player] and [player]rjhankey[/player] that I would mention their big new TPA2 tournament, but [player]NoSurvivors[/player] has done a great job of covering it in Join This? Or Not! so I'll leave you with that...:)

[player]Dukasaur[/player]
Tournament Executive

Meet the Tournament Organisers: Butters1919 by WorldCup4James
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Tournament Tips: by DaveH
[spoiler=4-player games - playing 15 opponents once]At the time of writing this, chapcrap was continuing his many tournaments with (the rather unseasonal!) Chap's Christmas: Terminator Robin Style and Chap's Easter: Terminator Robin Style. http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=155760 and http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=155924#p3417398

Both follow the format of having 16 players with 4 players playing Terminator and everyone playing their 15 opponents only once. I tried a similar tournament of 4 player Assassin, each player playing their 15 opponents only once, and found that it was not at all easy to form unique groupings.

Groups of 3 are easy:
Round 1 ABC, DEF, GHI; Round 2 ADG, BEH, CFI; Round 3 AEI, BFG, CDH nd Round 4 CEG, BDI, AFH. This is easier to see if you have a matrix:
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The grouping are across; down, diagonally right and diagonally left.

With groups of 4 the same method works - but not quite in the same way. I worked out that with 5 sets of 4 you would meet everyone once, but the combinations of players would not work. I eventually resorted to the web (thanks to mathtalk-ga!) and found that this is also a scheduling method used for golf foursomes and dinner parties!

You start with the 4 x 4 matrix and can start with two rounds across and down the matrix i.e.
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That gives Round 1; ABCD, EFGH, IJKL and MNOP: Round 2; AEIM, BFJN, CGKO and DHLP.

But diagonals don't work, and you have to look at the following two symmetrical patterns:
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This gives two of the remaining groups that A plays in: AFLO and AHKN. But what about the other three matches in these two groups?

This is the clever bit (that I would never have thought of!). You take the same pattern but start at the other three corners! i.e. MJHC and MLGB from the "M" corner; PKEB and PIFC from the "P" corner and DGIN and DEJO from the "D" corner.

The final four games (Round 5) are based around the following two patterns:
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This gives AGJP and BHIO, and their vertical reflections of MKFD and CELN (which are the only other remaining possibilities anyway!).

Which leaves us with the possibility that Chapcrap is really the mathmatical genius "mathtalk-ga" and perhaps he even knows how to uniquely schedule 5 player matches?

Summary of Player Combinations
A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N O P

A E I M
B F J N
C G K O
D H L P

A F L O
M J C H
P K B E
D G I N

A H K N
M B G L
P C F I
D E J O

A G J P
D F K M
B H I O
C E L N

If anyone out there does know how to uniquely schedule 5 and more player games, please let me know!

(These "tips" are ones that I have tried to make it a bit easier in managing my own tournaments. I am sure there are different and better methods than these, so please let me know. Any queries on the above I'll be glad to respond to!)[/spoiler]
Join this? Or not! by NoSurvivors
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Where did that fortnight go? Hmmm? Oh well, never mind. Lot's of action in the foundry and [player]Koontz1973[/player] gives us a wrap up in his Foundry News. Koontz brings us a very full breakdown of where all the maps are at in his What's Where. Can you believe it - ten maps in Beta!! I do a spotlight on the new King's Court 2 map - which excites me! Nothing from [player]Flapcake[/player] or [player]Disco Bandit[/player] this time, but hopefully we'll see something from them next issue!

This, from Nicholas Charles Trublet:
To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones.

[player]thehippo8[/player]
Foundry Executive


Foundry News by koontz1973
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What's where in the foundry by koontz1973
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Map Spotlight: King’s Court 2 by thehippo8
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4 months into the year and we finally have a champion for the 2nd edition of the Conquerors Cup! Read on as QuikSilver deciphers each of the finalists route to fight for the pedestal.
In the Newcomers Cup, skill presents the latest and greatest as action heats up in semi-final action.
And we're proud to present another F400 ranking as Gunn presents the movers and shakers in competitive clan play, just in time for seedings in Conquer Cup 3 to be determined

Elsewhere, Phase 2 of Clan League action is soon to commence, while the Divisional Cups, trophies and shields are due to start within the month!


[player]Leehar[/player]
Clan Executive

CC2 Final by QuikSilver
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French Version:
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NC2 Semi Finals by Skillfusniper33
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Latest F400 Ranking by Gunn217 (PR)
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Stay Tuned for the next issue of the ConquerClub Dispatch for an interrogation of [player]Gen.LeeGettinhed[/player]. Post any questions you may have for them here --> Interrogation with Gen.LeeGettinhed

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  • [player]Victor Sullivan[/player] - Chief Executive
  • [player]Viceroy63[/player] - Strategy Executive
    • [player]crazymilkshake5[/player] - Strategy Reporter
    • [player]DoomYoshi[/player] - Strategy Reporter
    • [player]macbone[/player] - Strategy Assistant
  • [player]Dukasaur[/player] - Tournament Executive
    • [player]WorldCup4James[/player] - Tournament Reporter
    • [player]DaveH[/player] - Tournament Reporter
    • [player]Fuzzy316[/player] - Tournament Reporter
    • [player]sensfan[/player] - Tournament Reporter
    • [player]NoSurvivors[/player] - Tournament Reporter
  • [player]thehippo8[/player] - Foundry Executive
    • [player]koontz1973[/player] - Foundry Reporter
    • [player]Flapcake[/player] - Foundry Reporter
    • [player]disco bandit[/player] - Foundry Reporter
  • [player]Leehar[/player] - Clan Executive
    • [player]skillfusniper33[/player] - Clan Reporter
    • [player]BoganGod[/player] - Clan Reporter
    • [player]QuikSilver[/player] - Clan Reporter
    • [player]DJoach[/player] - Clan Reporter
    • [player]alt1978[/player] - Clan Reporter
    • [player]Gunn217[/player] - Clan Reporter
    • [player]DJ Teflon[/player] - Clan Reporter
    • [player]Master Fenrir[/player] - Clan Reporter
  • [player]safariguy5[/player] - Freestyle Executive
    • [player]shieldgenerator7[/player] - Freestyle Writer
    • [player]Jdsizzleslice[/player] - Freestyle Writer
    • [player]Commander9[/player] - Freestyle Writer
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Scaling back on my CC involvement...
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