Conquer Club

After making a thread elsewhere, I used the term bog roll for the paper you wipe yer bum with. hence, one of the names for a toilet in England is a bog.

So please list your fav slang words for a khasi (oops, I just gone and done it again)

also

add any decent public toilet graffiti that you've seen.

Above a urinal...I read this like 40 years ago...lol

"Don't look now, but you got Nixon by the neck"

And Pedro....do kids toilt paper peoples houses over there? We call that "TP'ing" a house; would you then call it "Bog Rolling" a house? lol

Pedronicus wrote:decent public toilet graffiti that you've seen.

You need to know the set up for this, the location was a trailer they call a wash car at a work camp 12 hours north of here.

First writer. "I wish my old lady was this dirty."

Response. "She is when you're out of town."

KoolBak wrote:Above a urinal...I read this like 40 years ago...lol

"Don't look now, but you got Nixon by the neck"

And Pedro....do kids toilt paper peoples houses over there? We call that "TP'ing" a house; would you then call it "Bog Rolling" a house? lol

no we don't toilet paper houses over here. too many houses are terraced- you'd need a fucking big roll of bog paper to go round it twice!

Living in the outback, there's nothing like the good ol' thunderbox

and one of my faves from an old crapper in a bush pub

on a dunny wall someone wrote: here I sit
Oh wat a caper
my arse is shitty
and theres no paper
The barmaids calling
I shall not linger
I'll wipe my arse with my big finger