Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor
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Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor
1.Why are you so fat?
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.
And if they dont suck then they blow.
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2. Those that can, can. Those that can't teach.
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3. Lets have sex
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Dude, I just noticed there's only two weeks left in the Semester and I'm new here,
so is there like a list of assignments or something?
Oh man, I don't have my papers with me today, so can I like...
borrow your bong?
so is there like a list of assignments or something?
Oh man, I don't have my papers with me today, so can I like...
borrow your bong?
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I think I'm allergic to the sound of your voice.
What is the policy on sex with school equipment?
What is the policy on sex with school equipment?

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Where did you get your degree, out of a Cracker-Jack box?
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that's very interesting, do go on.
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Nice tits
Why are you teaching? Your a blond!
Why aren't you married? (someone actually asked this)
Are you a virgin?
Why are you teaching? Your a blond!
Why aren't you married? (someone actually asked this)
Are you a virgin?

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Professor ___ gives extra credit for sexual favours. Is that your policy too?
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
― Voltaire
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I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

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Are you gay? (A student actually asked this! Thankfully not to me.)
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Scaling back on my CC involvement...
Scaling back on my CC involvement...
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I had a female teacher in college who looked like a bird. I wouldn't want to tell her that upfront. That would be pretty awkward.
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I didn't complete my homework because I was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
What's 2 + 2?
Ask at end of class: Could you repeat everything you just said?
What's 2 + 2?
Ask at end of class: Could you repeat everything you just said?
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