Conservatism

Woodruff · Post by **Woodruff** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:59 pm

How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woodruff · Post by **Woodruff** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:59 pm

Woodruff wrote:How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change?

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:27 pm

0 the slave does it for you

(i could be described as conservative. no offense was ment)

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:54 pm

Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to tell the other that he isn't conservative enough.

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:55 pm

What is this? Some kind of joke?!

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:59 pm

40. The Republicans just wanted to replace the old lightbulb, but they had to filibuster the Democrats' attempt to buy a new CFL lightbulb.

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:01 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:40. The Republicans just wanted to replace the old lightbulb, but they had to filibuster the Democrats' attempt to buy a new CFL lightbulb.

Actually, that was pretty good. :lol:

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:08 pm

None. They were told by Fox News that science is the devil and they still use candles.

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:22 am

or alternatively:

zero, due to budget cuts there will be no light bulbs used this year, only candles.

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:25 am

They hire an illegal immigrant to do it for them, so they can keep working on anti-immigration laws.

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:45 am

Army of GOD wrote:None. They were told by Fox News that science is the devil and they still use candles.

Now you just want to start a fight.

GTE · Post by **GTE** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:24 pm

zero, they told their Democrat neighbor that changing the lightbulb would be "good for the children" so the dem called the city to change it.

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:51 pm

Zero. Democrats outlawed light bulbs as they are bad for the environment.

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:10 am

bedub1 wrote:Zero. Democrats outlawed light bulbs as they are bad for the environment.

But the Republicans were quick to bring out their new "random illumination factors", [which are now fully supplied by wholly private enterprise... at least where the markets are large enough to justify sales]

OR... what lightbulbs? We just turn on the switch to get our light!

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:11 am

GTE wrote:zero, they told their Democrat neighbor that changing the lightbulb would be "good for the children" so the dem called the city to change it.

No they got a group of civic-minded volunteers to change it for them.

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:35 pm

Zero, cuz the democrats won't let them change a single light in DC until they replace every single burned out bulb in the USofA, at the expense of the taxpaying, job creating small businesses.

Woodruff · Post by **Woodruff** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:03 pm

I love how the idiots have made this a Republican/Democrat thing. As usual.

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:27 pm

I love how some people still have some strange delusion that democrats aren't the opposite of conservatives.

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:52 pm

Mr_Adams wrote:I love how some people still have some strange delusion that democrats aren't the opposite of conservatives.

They are not. Nor is "Republican" a synonym for "conservative".

Woodruff · Post by **Woodruff** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:54 pm

Mr_Adams wrote:I love how some people still have some strange delusion that democrats aren't the opposite of conservatives.

Your statement strains the very fabric of logic.

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:21 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:
Mr_Adams wrote:I love how some people still have some strange delusion that democrats aren't the opposite of conservatives.

They are not. Nor is "Republican" a synonym for "conservative".

Never said that.

Woodruff wrote:
Mr_Adams wrote:I love how some people still have some strange delusion that democrats aren't the opposite of conservatives.

Your statement strains the very fabric of logic.

Democrats are, by the general platform, in all ways, socially, politically and economically, not conservative in their ideals.

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:52 pm

Is this website an accurate description of conservatives?

http://www.conservapedia.com

Woodruff · Post by **Woodruff** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:06 pm

Mr_Adams wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
Mr_Adams wrote:I love how some people still have some strange delusion that democrats aren't the opposite of conservatives.

They are not. Nor is "Republican" a synonym for "conservative".

Never said that.

Woodruff wrote:
Mr_Adams wrote:I love how some people still have some strange delusion that democrats aren't the opposite of conservatives.

Your statement strains the very fabric of logic.

Democrats are, by the general platform, in all ways, socially, politically and economically, not conservative in their ideals.

A Democrat is not at all necessarily a liberal. I personally know of at least one HIGHLY conservative individual by their personal beliefs who considers themself to be a Democrat because they don't believe in legislating their personal beliefs onto others. Never mind the MANY mid-stream Democrats who are fiscally conservative and socially liberal.

That you want to broad-brush everything simply shows a lack of willingness to look at your own statements.

Woodruff · Post by **Woodruff** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:08 pm

natty_dread wrote:Is this website an accurate description of conservatives?
http://www.conservapedia.com

I would suggest that it is not even close. I would suggest that website is a distorted embarrassment placed upon "conservatism" by the extreme right-wing.

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:12 pm

Woodruff wrote: I personally know of at least one HIGHLY conservative individual by their personal beliefs who considers themself to be a Democrat because they don't believe in legislating their personal beliefs onto others.

Like gun control, health care mandates, and taxpayer funding of radio programs, just to list a few recent examples.

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