Conquer Club

My friends girlfriend decided to set up some phony email and pretend to be my secret admirer as a prank to me. Now despite the fact that her prank was not sophisticated at all and easily spotted as a prank from the beginning, I would like to initiate a prank war, so I need some good prank ideas. Nothing too crazy as this is one of my good friends girlfriend so i cant take things too far and make it a haste for my friend.

Does she know that you know it was a prank? If not, that sets up some more interesting potential pranks.

1) Go to your local butcher's shop and buy a heart (it shouldn't cost much more than $1).
2) Think of something funny to do with it.

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Kill her favourite horse and put it's head next to her when she's sleeping.

Hilarity is guaranteed.

If she doesn't own a horse any loved animal will do

thegreekdog wrote:Does she know that you know it was a prank? If not, that sets up some more interesting potential pranks.

This.

GO to your local hardware store and buy a live animal trap.

Catch live animals.

Let them go randomly in her house, car, garage, ect.

Profit.

Step 1- Lift her toilet seat.
Step 2- Use clear Saran wrap and wrap the toilet. Smooth it out until it is practically invisible and taunt across.
Step 3- Lower seat.

When she goes to pee (crap) and does not notice the saran wrap, hilarity ensues.

thegreekdog wrote:Does she know that you know it was a prank? If not, that sets up some more interesting potential pranks.

I thought about this after i sent an email saying, I know this is a prank so who is it? Regretted it the second i clicked send...and unfortunately you cant delete sent email

ljex wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:Does she know that you know it was a prank? If not, that sets up some more interesting potential pranks.

I thought about this after i sent an email saying, I know this is a prank so who is it? Regretted it the second i clicked send...and unfortunately you cant delete sent email

Well, that takes away all my good ideas.

Poop in her aquarium?

1) Lift the cover off of the back of your toilet.

2) Detach the little rubber hose that fills the reservoir, hang it slightly off the rim of the tank pointed towards where one would be standing whilst draining the bladder.

3) Replace tank lid. If the lid crimps the hose, it may be prudent to place a thin shim between the tank edge and lid to stop this.

Victim stands....or sits....and gets busy.
Business done, they stand up...flush....and get a nice ice cold stream of water to the crotch whilst buckling up.

Priceless.

JRock

These last two posts remind me of something that happened in college a lot. I believe it's called an upper-decker. I'm not suggesting you do this to this young woman; it's more vandalism than a prank. I'm more in to mind games than physical pranks. I'll try to think of something.

Ok more background, im in college so a lot of these aren't really plausible

patches70 wrote:Step 1- Lift her toilet seat.
Step 2- Use clear Saran wrap and wrap the toilet. Smooth it out until it is practically invisible and taunt across.
Step 3- Lower seat.

When she goes to pee (crap) and does not notice the saran wrap, hilarity ensues.

I like this one...though unfortunately in my school 3 rooms share a bathroom so i would have to inform them not to use it. Considering they are her friends, it might be hard to do that.

Poop in her butter and then cover the poop with more butter? HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR TOAST THIS MORNING?

Too much poop?

ljex wrote:

patches70 wrote:Step 1- Lift her toilet seat.
Step 2- Use clear Saran wrap and wrap the toilet. Smooth it out until it is practically invisible and taunt across.
Step 3- Lower seat.

When she goes to pee (crap) and does not notice the saran wrap, hilarity ensues.

I like this one...though unfortunately in my school 3 rooms share a bathroom so i would have to inform them not to use it. Considering they are her friends, it might be hard to do that.

Even if its not her the hilarity that ensued would be worth it.

and if it is her then double whammy.

Lol, I have a funny one: disconnect the UHF from her color television and see how she likes VHF channels! Haha-! WHAT?!? What do you mean "they have cable"??? WHAT?!?!? What do you mean "you're a dumbass, TV's with UHF and VHF don't exist anymore"????? Sigh, nevermind then...

Plant a couple grams of cocaine, and a handgun that had recently been used in the murder of her boyfriend in her room, and then call the police anonymously.

For a contained area such as a college dorm, food pranks usually work pretty well. Such as placing a raw fish in a cereal box, is one that ive recently seen.

Gold Knight wrote:For a contained area such as a college dorm, food pranks usually work pretty well. Such as placing a raw fish in a cereal box, is one that ive recently seen.

she also has a roommate so i cant really do anything that would screw with her either.

So i have given this thought and here is my idea. Find a bunch of alarm clocks and hide them all around her room set at 30 or so minute intervals on a day/night when her roommate is not going to be around. Only problem is that i fear she will just leave her room for somewhere else so i need to figure that part of the plan out.

Also still open to others suggestions

steal all her shoes, on finals

*edit and clothes

patches70 wrote:Step 1- Lift her toilet seat.
Step 2- Use clear Saran wrap and wrap the toilet. Smooth it out until it is practically invisible and taunt across.
Step 3- Lower seat.

When she goes to pee (crap) and does not notice the saran wrap, hilarity ensues.

DUDE. was scanning to make sure nobody said this first.

wtf?

but yeah, it's the ultimate

I hear fireworks at 3am are really fun in small enclosed areas.

BigBallinStalin wrote:I hear fireworks at 3am are really fun in small enclosed areas.

Be sure that she does not own a gun.

Wick lighter beware

Phatscotty wrote:

patches70 wrote:Step 1- Lift her toilet seat.
Step 2- Use clear Saran wrap and wrap the toilet. Smooth it out until it is practically invisible and taunt across.
Step 3- Lower seat.

When she goes to pee (crap) and does not notice the saran wrap, hilarity ensues.

DUDE. was scanning to make sure nobody said this first.

wtf?

but yeah, it's the ultimate

Great minds,....errr,....maybe Demented minds, think alike....