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Conquer Club • Does Obama masturbate
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Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:54 am
by ViperOverLord
Michelle takes a lot of trips without him and vice versa.

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:26 am
by guardian1357
I think he is to sofisticated to do that.

his daughters were born by having the sperm surgically place in michelle

he and her probably think sex is disgusting and barbarian

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:20 am
by natty dread
Of course he does.

ps. Plagiarism

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:53 am
by Timminz
natty_dread wrote:Of course he does.

ps. Plagiarism


+1

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:53 am
by ViperOverLord
natty_dread wrote:Of course he does.

ps. Plagiarism


I believe the word your looking for is mimicking.

-1 X Whoever

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:18 am
by Timminz
Plagiarism + 1 = this thread

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:31 am
by natty dread
this.thread = (funny?)political_argleblargh;

this.thread = fail;

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:46 am
by tzor
He's too busy stroking his ego to stroke his ...

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:04 pm
by ViperOverLord
natty_dread wrote:this.thread = (funny?)political_argleblargh;

this.thread = fail;


Oh but its satire. It is quite amusing yes.

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:09 pm
by Army of GOD
if(this.thread == fail){

cout << "lol. Fail.";

}

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:59 pm
by natty dread
if(this.thread == fail) {

this.Close();
}

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:07 pm
by Army of GOD
Why is the class called "this"?

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:36 pm
by natty dread
this is a keyword for self reference.

(at least in #, not sure about ++)


in other words, this.Close() calls the method Close() in it's own class.

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:40 pm
by Army of GOD
Oh. Well in my basic knowledge of ++, it looked like you had a class variable named "this", which doesn't make much sense.

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:55 pm
by natty dread
Yeah well at least it makes for lots of nifty programming jokes.

this.Sucks();
this.IsStupid();
this.IsSparta(300);

etc.

Re: Does Obama masturbate

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:07 pm
by InkL0sed
natty_dread wrote:(at least in #, not sure about ++)

That's true in most languages, but I think C++ does it differently. I can't remember though - I've repressed all knowledge of that horrendous thing.