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Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.


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Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/news ... 31320.html

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I think this might have been posted earlier. Anyway, I have seen this before and it is most excellent.
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L M S wrote:Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.


Image



Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/news ... 31320.html

Did anyone actually finish the article?


Reminds me of the article exposing the fact that women who give BJs have a far lessened chance of getting breast cancer, or something along those lines.
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Woodruff wrote:Reminds me of the article exposing the fact that women who give BJs have a far lessened chance of getting breast cancer, or something along those lines.

Yeah, and it's good for their hair too!

Way better than conditioner O:)
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GabonX wrote:
Woodruff wrote:Reminds me of the article exposing the fact that women who give BJs have a far lessened chance of getting breast cancer, or something along those lines.

Yeah, and it's good for their hair too!

Way better than conditioner O:)


Yes it is, but it does wonder for a face mask too. Leave it on for 1 hour and peel off. Simple as that!
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Debater wrote:
GabonX wrote:
Woodruff wrote:Reminds me of the article exposing the fact that women who give BJs have a far lessened chance of getting breast cancer, or something along those lines.

Yeah, and it's good for their hair too!

Way better than conditioner O:)


Yes it is, but it does wonder for a face mask too. Leave it on for 1 hour and peel off. Simple as that!
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So we need a thread for cleavage pics only. One new cleavage every 5 mins, at least.
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nietzsche wrote:So we need a thread for cleavage pics only. One new cleavage every 5 mins, at least.


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What the Doctor ordered!



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Debater, that guy has giant breasts. Where did you get his picture do you know him?
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2dimes wrote:Debater, that guy has giant breasts. Where did you get his picture do you know him?


..a matter of fact I do. He/she is an administrator for C.C. but I was threatened with exile like Pimp Dave, if I spilled the beans on him, err, ummm...her.
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I know I've made a similar joke here before, but is your first name "Mass"?
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