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Does creating feces in the toilet qualify me as a God?
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BigBallinStalin wrote:Does creating feces in the toilet qualify me as a God?

I think the ability to eat something and make it magically disappear without crapping it out would make you more godly than simply creating a turd.
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I am the god of f*ck.
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Timminz wrote:I am the god of f*ck.

White trash, get down on your knees. It's time for cake and sodomy.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:Does creating feces in the toilet qualify me as a God?


No. It proves you can clone...
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*cue 60s Rock music*

I am the god of hellfire!
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I am the god of the number 24!
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Army of GOD wrote:I am the god of the number 24!


colton24 ? :-s :?
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BigBallinStalin wrote:Does creating feces in the toilet qualify me as a God?


No. #-o

But your ability to create threads like this does put you in a share of creation, even if it is only creation of crappy threads. =D>
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Timminz wrote:I am the god of f*ck.
...All.
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