Who is the best trash talker in this ConquerClub?

[army of nobunaga]

I have ran across some real good trash talkers lately. Ill get the game numbers and share.

I actually appreciate a good trash talker playing basketball all my life.

Do you guys have any nominations for this award?

[army of nobunaga]

Ahh here we go...

lol... I had nothing after his mommy paying for my account comment..

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=6594405
Game 6594405

[persianempire]

myself

[ljex]

I have ran across some real good trash talkers lately. Ill get the game numbers and share.

I actually appreciate a good trash talker playing basketball all my life.

Do you guys have any nominations for this award?

, you will never beat me in basketball...

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

BK BARUNT

[AAFitz]

BK BARUNT

I dont know, he seems pretty nice in the chat to me.

2007-04-03 01:00:52 - b.k. barunt: Damn Fitz, your lady's a major - i'm impressed.
2007-04-03 01:01:31 - b.k. barunt: Hi cd.
2007-04-03 01:18:48 - Paulus: Hi Fitz. How ya' doing?
2007-04-03 09:41:02 - AAFitz [team]: hey paulus nice to play you in a game.....
2007-04-03 09:41:17 - AAFitz: hey paulus nice to play you in a game.....
2007-04-03 09:42:53 - AAFitz: and yes, she really only plays doubles with me, and well...we dont lose a lot...at first we played a lot together, but now only for couple doubles when people ask....there are a lot, and playing family like this are the most fun games...
2007-04-03 09:44:30 - AAFitz: of couse the most fun game was when she helped me take out lack on round 4....
2007-04-03 09:46:44 - AAFitz [team]: We have taken down some of the best doubles teams in here, and had Blitz and uso in our sites, but the we lost 40 armies in 2 turns and killed maybe 4....I actually suspected the dice were fixed....till I saw it happen in my favor
2007-04-03 09:46:55 - AAFitz: We have taken down some of the best doubles teams in here, and had Blitz and uso in our sites, but the we lost 40 armies in 2 turns and killed maybe 4....I actually suspected the dice were fixed....till I saw it happen in my favor
2007-04-03 09:47:39 - AAFitz: she keeps me from being too aggresive, and reminds me of what fortifications we picked...I mess that up a lot
2007-04-03 19:37:48 - cdmilliner: I haven't even had a turn yet and you guys have managed an entire conversation - lol!
2007-04-03 19:42:09 - cdmilliner: And no, I don't play much lately... but then again he plays enough for two people at least!
2007-04-04 00:44:15 - b.k. barunt: Well you are to be commended for playing with him - most women (mine included), just sit back and complain about how much time we spend on it.
2007-04-04 00:46:33 - b.k. barunt: 40 armies in 2 turns? I've had nothing close to that. Maybe you could give me a demonstration?
2007-04-04 00:48:22 - b.k. barunt: Paul's in school and he works, so he can be slow to take his turn.
2007-04-04 08:31:02 - AAFitz: no rush at all...its just another red box to me...if it paused for a week, i wouldnt even know
2007-04-04 08:31:55 - AAFitz: and we did give you a little demonstration...he 6 took out his 9....sometimes when you really need some luck, you get it....
2007-04-04 08:37:11 - AAFitz: your lucky i got greedy on that one...i wasted 8 armies killing nothing
2007-04-04 15:38:34 - b.k. barunt: Paul forgot to give me the Africa troops. Now i can't break in to S.A.
2007-04-04 15:45:22 - b.k. barunt: Damn Fitz, you're right. You have evidently pissed off the dice gods in some way, for them to be that nice to me.
2007-04-04 15:55:05 - b.k. barunt: As you can see, i've adjusted my strategy to play off of your bad luck.
2007-04-04 15:55:47 - b.k. barunt: Let's hope the law of averages doesn't put in an appearance.
2007-04-04 20:28:28 - AAFitz: when playing good teams....it is often better to just make it a dice shoot out....that way strategy just doesnt matter...but i do wish you just tried to conquer europe or something...
2007-04-04 20:55:39 - cdmilliner: not to worry... I complain plenty about the amount of time he spends here!
2007-04-04 20:56:33 - cdmilliner: But then I value the 'quality' time we get sharing games together...lol
2007-04-05 14:20:53 - b.k. barunt: Sounds like a match to me.
2007-04-05 23:08:36 - b.k. barunt: I have to say, these dice are as incredibly good right now as they are usually bad.
2007-04-05 23:09:35 - b.k. barunt: I don't think i lost but 1 or 2 armies that turn.
2007-04-05 23:13:00 - b.k. barunt: Me and Paul's father just whipped up on him and my son in our first doubles game.
2007-04-05 23:13:44 - b.k. barunt: Have to slap the young pups every now and then.
2007-04-06 01:02:57 - Paulus: How soon my uncle forgets how he and my father were whipped by me in the two standard games prior to the doubles game he mentioned
2007-04-06 18:27:20 - cdmilliner: Sorry guys... the dice gods are back in our favor
2007-04-06 18:27:40 - AAFitz: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL SWEETIE I LOVE YOU....
2007-04-06 18:32:31 - AAFitz: when I got to this...I actually typed out im glad you guys won....but....now that weve won....im glad we won....I wish you could have seen her dice....killed your ones with her 2's twice...
2007-04-06 19:05:53 - b.k. barunt: I have never seen an upset like this - never!
2007-04-06 19:09:28 - b.k. barunt: Well i guess that's why you guys are officers and i'm a sgt.
2007-04-06 19:53:23 - AAFitz: Weve come back to win before, but this may have been the best one....but dug used to kill me all the time and take it over....hell, if we were losing wed set it up for that....
2007-04-06 20:05:19 - cdmilliner: yeah... now I'm trying to take me out to celebrate our comeback... but no luck... (
2007-04-06 20:05:48 - cdmilliner: Just another night of conquer club together instead - lol
2007-04-06 20:10:16 - cdmilliner: Sorry - that should have been trying get HIM to take me out... guess I knew it was hopeless even before I started typing!
2007-04-06 20:15:40 - AAFitz: if you want a rematch, i had set up two originally anyways, and its still there..if not, no prob, and thanks for the game...nice playing with you paulus...pm me for the colonels game password when you get there, if you dont have it already..or any colonel
2007-04-06 21:57:12 - Paulus: Whoa...What the hell happened? The last time I looked at this game, we were two/three turns from sealing the deal for a win. Then I come back and I'm out and green has almost the whole board. You guys must know some dice magic or something.
2007-04-06 23:57:45 - b.k. barunt: Yea, i'm definitely up for a rematch, and Paulus won't quit.
2007-04-07 00:00:05 - b.k. barunt: cd, i think i read a Freudian slip back there.
2007-04-07 00:01:39 - b.k. barunt: If my woman beat up my opponents for me i'd have to take her out somewhere real nice.
2007-04-07 08:50:14 - cdmilliner: Please remind AAFitz of that from time to time...
2007-04-07 08:51:29 - cdmilliner: Sorry to prolong this... the dice gods gave up on me for a few throws...
2007-04-07 11:32:57 - b.k. barunt: Excellent game you two. See you on the rematch.
2007-04-07 11:37:14 - b.k. barunt: Don't mind my death throes there - takes a while for the reflexes to die down.
2007-04-07 17:03:51 - cdmilliner: lol - no problem... apparently my dice don't want to cooperate anyway!
2007-04-07 23:38:32 - b.k. barunt: Excellent game - see you on the rematch.

[thegreekdog]

Stoneham is good; but only if the person he is trash talking actually gives a rat's ass.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

My GOD! Geekdog, did I hurt your feelings? I'm so sorry, I'm turning a new page.

The loyal drone of C.C.
GS

[Mr Changsha]

My GOD! Geekdog, did I hurt your feelings? I'm so sorry, I'm turning a new page.

The loyal drone of C.C.
GS

Oh, really! Witness Stoneham in full flow...

Game 6491179

2010-03-23 00:29:14 - grayknight_2: u got the right plan for sure kill blue big threat
2010-03-23 06:51:59 - Zackismet: 2010-03-02 14:37:14 - GENERAL STONEHAM: We can either be good neighbors or bad, your choice.
2010-03-23 06:52:09 - Zackismet: referring to you, blue
2010-03-23 23:35:56 - GENERAL STONEHAM: Zack, what the f*ck are you talking about?
2010-03-25 01:51:04 - Zackismet: it seemed that Blue was criticizing you, orange, for attacking him. I thought the sarcasm he displayed was pretty obvious
2010-03-25 01:51:52 - Zackismet: anyway, i just pointed out that you told him earlier that you would not have minded being friendly neighbors with him, but he chose to decline/ignore your offer
2010-03-25 13:19:26 - GENERAL STONEHAM: What the f*ck do you care? You don't border with us.
2010-03-25 21:26:04 - Brock: Play nice people annyone would think this was a wargame!!
2010-03-27 11:17:33 - Zackismet: jesus christ stoneham, you need to calm down man
2010-03-27 11:17:41 - Zackismet: i was trying to support you
2010-03-29 12:53:38 - GENERAL STONEHAM: I get my support from a jock strap, not a asshole.
2010-03-31 15:58:22 - Zackismet: How the f*ck i'm the one being an asshole??
2010-03-31 15:58:24 - Zackismet: f*ck YOU
2010-03-31 15:59:18 - Zackismet: motherfucking piece of trash
2010-03-31 19:43:07 - GENERAL STONEHAM: ..oh my
2010-03-31 19:43:20 - GENERAL STONEHAM: Do you eat with that mouth?
2010-03-31 19:44:34 - GENERAL STONEHAM: Zackie, what if your mommy found out that you're using foul words on the internet?
2010-03-31 19:45:41 - GENERAL STONEHAM: She would take the computer away from you.
2010-03-31 19:45:55 - GENERAL STONEHAM: Don't worry though...
2010-03-31 19:46:27 - GENERAL STONEHAM: I'll do her like the whore she is.
2010-03-31 19:46:58 - GENERAL STONEHAM: And everything will be ok again.
2010-03-31 19:48:12 - GENERAL STONEHAM: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
2010-03-31 19:48:45 - GENERAL STONEHAM: Boy, Zackie you are sensitive.
2010-03-31 19:49:22 - GENERAL STONEHAM: You're a girlie, who is trapped in a boy's body.
2010-03-31 19:49:32 - GENERAL STONEHAM: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
2010-03-31 19:50:48 - Zackismet: go back to 4chan, you fucking pedophile trolling piece of shit
2010-03-31 19:52:04 - Zackismet: i can only imagien how sad your life must be if your kicks come from others' frustration.
2010-03-31 19:53:00 - Zackismet: The anger you must always feel, either at the inadequacies of everyone else in society or your own
2010-03-31 19:54:56 - Zackismet: The worst part about your life being that no matter what front you put forth, even if your friends think you're the greatest motherfucker alive, you know your best years are behind you and you've got nothing but n empty menile life ahead
2010-03-31 19:55:28 - Zackismet: good luck on not committing suicide. I hear March and April have some of the highest counts
2010-03-31 19:56:53 - Zackismet: *menial, my bad. not like you would have noticed.

I bolded my favourite line.

[jefjef]

Stoneham is good; but only if the person he is trash talking actually gives a rat's ass.

I have learned one line of trash talk gets the greek dogged. LMAO.

[thegreekdog]

My GOD! Geekdog, did I hurt your feelings? I'm so sorry, I'm turning a new page.

The loyal drone of C.C.
GS

I don't think you did. I believe we've only played in one game and I'm pretty sure I didn't shed any tears with respect to your comments (maybe some tears from laughter). I certainly shed some tears as a result of the game.

Game 6500836

Here are some others:

Game 3435314
Game 4968959

[KraphtOne]

*sigh*...

2010-03-19 15:27:38 - Woppy V: next thing I know I'm down to nothing in mexico city or bogota
2010-03-19 15:27:43 - Woppy V: or where ever the hell it was
2010-03-19 15:27:58 - Woppy V: didn't see her move
2010-03-19 15:28:30 - KraphtOne: i'm guessing you dont see alot of things
2010-03-19 15:28:36 - KraphtOne: such as the female vagina

[army of nobunaga]

My GOD! Geekdog, did I hurt your feelings? I'm so sorry, I'm turning a new page.

The loyal drone of C.C.
GS

I don't think you did. I believe we've only played in one game and I'm pretty sure I didn't shed any tears with respect to your comments (maybe some tears from laughter). I certainly shed some tears as a result of the game.

Game 6500836

Here are some others:

Game 3435314
Game 4968959

this made me snort water out just now

2010-03-30 11:50:48 - GENERAL STONEHAM: PINK, truce while you get some revenge?
2010-03-30 14:09:31 - Hamtrigger: I'm too weak to get revenge.



lol, dude is just like f*ck it, im drained. the chat in that game is classic.

[thegreekdog]

Stoneham's game chats are fun, if only to see how people react.

[army of nobunaga]

This game is one of the few ones I was silent in. Pink was cracking me up. He was ordering people to get out of his way or "else"

Game 6605481

2010-03-29 23:50:10 - abbacar: grey, you can either move them... or they can die, you're choice
2010-03-30 08:42:47 - Superiore: good game blackflamingo
2010-03-30 13:46:21 - abbacar: arrrrrghhhh!!!... such a waste of life
2010-03-30 14:03:37 - abbacar: gg grey
2010-03-30 14:10:24 - abbacar: green... you have that same option
2010-03-30 14:11:00 - abbacar: move 'em, or lose 'em
2010-03-31 20:19:40 - Superiore: Where is the orange ?!?
2010-03-31 20:30:44 - Ronslon: here!
2010-03-31 20:31:13 - Ronslon: crap... I cannot come back, can I?
2010-04-01 17:59:56 - Superiore: gg bye

[jefjef]

009-10-19 22:10:25 - BunnRee: Just so you all know ~ Green is coming into 8 men on their next turn.
2009-10-21 05:23:53 - MrPanzerGeneral: just so you all know - I wish I was
2009-10-21 06:08:15 - RamWreck: So Yellow, Why is your Teammate Attacking me. If we are "doing something" about team 4?
2009-10-21 18:53:54 - RocketStorm: yes - someone attacking green for a change would be nice. Green's only lost 3 territories since start of game - i'm not in a position to
2009-10-21 23:07:24 - BunnRee: And Green tells lies.
2009-10-22 08:39:08 - RamWreck: If you want to reach out to Team 4 and get a truce, I am OK with it.
2009-10-22 08:39:20 - RamWreck: Team four what do you say?
2009-10-22 20:07:40 - BunnRee: TwoRs (aka Team 3) We will offer a truce to the end of Round 11. Then we will re-negotiate.
2009-10-22 21:20:08 - RocketStorm: Agreed
2009-10-23 03:35:58 - jefjef: shit like this is reminds me why I prefer to play 1v1 or team games against 1 other team. IF you wanted a quad game you shoulda joined one.
2009-10-23 03:38:00 - jefjef: & BunnRee. Green doesn't lie. He told me you swallow.
2009-10-23 05:34:09 - MrPanzerGeneral [team]: ROFLMAO !!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!! Team 4 has New Guinea with good stacks !! , I went all out to break them my last. And now they seek a truce ?!? Don't get sucked in.

[AAFitz]

AAFitz + Captain Scarlet + BK Barunt + General Stoneham = Game 6253277

[Bruceswar]

codeblue1018 enough said

[AAFitz]

codeblue1018 enough said

Best trash talker, not most consistent.

[grifftron]

ronc

[hiddendragon]

TheProwler

[Blitzaholic]

nephilim or maybe years ago

[hiddendragon]

aliakbar101, I think that was his name. Dom Quebec can be one too.

[Army of GOD]

Me.

And if anyone says otherwise, you can go f*** yourself!

[Timminz]

Your mother.