The Mind Behind the Monitor

[n00blet]

A simple question, one I'm sure many have asked: who is the person I've happened to play against? Does Blitz ever do anything besides rake in more CC medals? What's Mr. Herpes up to now that he's no longer on the acclaimed CC Throne? For that matter, I'm probably just out of the loop, but I haven't run into this KingOfGods fellow ever, but they seem to be wearing their crown rather nicely.

In any event, I would suggest this thread be a place where we can all be gloriously honest about our own deep, personal lives. Of course, feel no pressure from me to post anything beyond your comfort level. Far be it for me to wave at the Banhammer when I'm still in a largely perusal relationship with these forums. As the rules state "Any personal information or photos of any member is to be regarded as private and should never be posted except by the member it belongs to."

Thus, I shall begin: I am on the older end of the teenage spectrum, soon to graduate from high school in the U.S. and pursue a career in computer science at a world-renowned university for that very subject. I used to be far more active in the CC community, but as of late my various engagements have prevented a sustained (beyond my tournament and AA-related duties) connection.

And now, I invite you, dear reader, to join me in the blissful world of the suspension of disbelief, in which we can frolic in the plains of honesty and traverse the bridge of trolls in our own magical forest.

[Mr Changsha]

A quite brilliant one, thank you very much.

But beyond that, I will share three pieces of information with you all. One is true and the others are most certainly false.

1. I led an orchestra.
2. I managed a language school in Hong Kong.
3. I worked as a researcher for a Liberal MP.

[natty dread]

I will do the same.

1. I am a gigolo. I entertain old ladies for cash.

2. I used to make a living smuggling drugs in my rectum through the border.

3. I have a pet hamster.

[Mr Changsha]

I will do the same.

1. I am a gigolo. I entertain old ladies for cash.

2. I used to make a living smuggling drugs in my rectum through the border.

3. I have a pet hamster.

Based on your online persona I'm going with 2.

[HighlanderAttack]

I will do the same.

1. I am a gigolo. I entertain old ladies for cash.

2. I used to make a living smuggling drugs in my rectum through the border.

3. I have a pet hamster.

I am thinking it might be a gerbil

[natty dread]

Based on your online persona I'm going with 2.

My online persona has a wide rectum?

[Mr Changsha]

Based on your online persona I'm going with 2.

My online persona has a wide rectum.

You said it.

[natty dread]

Based on your online persona I'm going with 2.

My online persona has a wide rectum.

You said it.

The question remains, how does Mr Changsha know the diameter of the anal cavity of my online persona?

Is Mr Changsha having a sexual affair with my online persona?

Well I'd never. The things my online persona does without my knowledge...

[Army of GOD]

2 are true and 2 are false.

1. I killed Abraham Lincoln
2. I framed Roger Rabbit
3. See 1.

[natty dread]

1. I dated Army of God's mother in high school
2. Mr Changsha raped my online persona
3. ?
4. Profit!!!

[Fruitcake]

1. I am awesome
2. I am supreme
3. I have to be careful if the phone rings while I am ironing

[JOHNNYROCKET24]

1- I was on the Jerry Springer Show
2- I see dead people
3- I am Lackattacks multi

only 1 is true

[Ronaldinho]

1- I was on the Jerry Springer Show
2- I see dead people
3- I am Lackattacks multi

only 1 is true

On JS trying to rack up more Medals and toot your horn by any chance

[Georgerx7di]

Only 5 are true.

1. I am divorced
2. I play games on conquerclub.com
3. I'm just some guy who posts random shit in the forum out of boredom.
4. I have a car
5. I suck at golf

[AndyDufresne]

Two are true.

1. I have been sky diving.
2. I was a college mascot.
3. I often spend time in New York City.
4. To this day, the only way I can tie my shoes is the "bunny-ear" method.
5. I'm 6 foot 5 inches tall.


--Andy

[Fruitcake]

Two are true.

5. I'm 6 foot 5 inches tall.


--Andy

So your actually a big Ape?

[AndyDufresne]

Depends which are true!


--Andy

[n00blet]

4. To this day, the only way I can tie my shoes is the "bunny-ear" method.

I hadn't known there was any other way....

And I'm loving these, btw. And yes, that does mean yours

[natty dread]

4. To this day, the only way I can tie my shoes is the "bunny-ear" method.

I've heard vague rumours that there is another way of tying shoelaces, but I thought they were just urban legends...

[khazalid]

velcro ftw. and LA lights

[Robinette]

Only ONE of these is true:

A. I am a man, baby!
B. I am better than you.



Let's try another...

Remember, only ONE of these is true:

A. I am married, with 2 grown children.
B. You are better than me.

[the.killing.44]

4. To this day, the only way I can tie my shoes is the "bunny-ear" method.

I've heard vague rumours that there is another way of tying shoelaces, but I thought they were just urban legends...

What's the bunny-ear method?

[Robinette]

4. To this day, the only way I can tie my shoes is the "bunny-ear" method.

I've heard vague rumours that there is another way of tying shoelaces, but I thought they were just urban legends...

What's the bunny-ear method?

There are 3 official bunny ear methods...

1. The Hitler method (he wore slip-ons)


2. The Full Body Method (works with high heels)


3. Kiddie method



But there are definitely more ways to tie your shoes... you learn these things when you have kids, lol
TIP: Use different colored shoe laces so that you can cue your child on which side they should be working with at a given step... and if you REALLY want to make it fun, spray paint the shoes GOLD... kids love it...

Here's just one of many other methods...

TEE PEE METHOD
Build a tee pee
Come inside
Close it tight so we can hide
Over the mountain
And around we go
Here's my arrow
And here's my bow!

[Blitzaholic]

1- I was on the Jerry Springer Show
2- I see dead people
3- I am Lackattacks multi

only 1 is true

lol, is it 1? if so, that is a riot.

[AndyDufresne]

1. I'm an avid gardener.
2. I spend my spare time planting trees.
3. I climb trees.

Only One is true.


--Andy