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Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:39 pm
by BigBallinStalin
saxitoxin wrote:Army of GOD wrote:ZOMG!!!! New Facetbook pic!
disclaimer: the only reason I took a pic of myself was because someone wanted to see what my new hair-cut looked like. I fucking hate people that take pictures of themselves regularly.
AOG + (15 years - Haircut) x Minor International Celebrity =
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_slozns8LUw&t=1m30s
Even if that guy on the left spoke English, he would still be annoying to listen to.
Did anyone else get that feeling, or am I being a overly critical?
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:25 pm
by saxitoxin
GreecePwns wrote:A rather old one from when I ran for high school class treasurer.
Papadopoulos.
LMAO, GP is trolling us. I do not believe your name is
Papadopoulos for one second. That's the name a screenwriter uses in a screenplay when he needs to Greek-up some background character, like a pastry shop owner or a bodybuilder.
Hey-a! I'm Andreas Papadapoulos! Have-a summa my baklava! [insert humorous ethnic colloquialism]
(movie Greeks always speak with Italian accents)
It's like using
Brock Alexander or
John Steele for the American character or
Pepe Gomez for the Mexican character or
Liam Chesterton for the grizzled Canadian lumberjack. *
* I actually shouldn't joke about that since those are nietzsche and Baron von PWN's real names.
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:24 pm
by GreecePwns
Actually, saxi, Papadopoulos is about as common in Greece as Smith in America. In fact, the most common name in Greece.
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:20 pm
by mpjh
I see large numbers of men a not circumcised in Greece.
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:17 pm
by Army of GOD
ZOMG NEW FACETBOOK BASKETBALL PICS!!
Massive red-eye in the second one
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:58 pm
by john9blue
Army of GOD wrote:
photoshopped
notice how the basketball has no shadows or lighting effects
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:58 pm
by TheProwler
AOG, that second pic is the "around the back, under the leg, left-handed layup", right? That was as fancy as I ever got. But I could shoot.
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:59 pm
by john9blue
holy shit, prowler still posts?
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:02 pm
by Phatscotty
Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:53 am
by Ace Rimmer
Phatscotty wrote:Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.
So is sex with AOG's mom.
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:31 am
by notyou2
mpjh wrote:I see large numbers of men a not circumcised in Greece.
Wha........I don't even.......???????
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:57 am
by TheProwler
Phatscotty wrote:Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.
He should be okay. As long as there aren't any cracks in the driveway or loose dirt....err. Nevermind.
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:55 pm
by Army of GOD
TheProwler wrote:AOG, that second pic is the "around the back, under the leg, left-handed layup", right? That was as fancy as I ever got. But I could shoot.
You should know me by now. I'm shit with my left hand when going for lay ups. All of my between the legs shots are from left to right.
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:19 pm
by Serbia
jakewilliams wrote:Phatscotty wrote:Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.
So is sex with Serbia's mom.
Fixed.
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:33 pm
by saxitoxin
Army of GOD wrote:TheProwler wrote:AOG, that second pic is the "around the back, under the leg, left-handed layup", right? That was as fancy as I ever got. But I could shoot.
You should know me by now. I'm shit with my left hand when going for lay ups. All of my between the legs shots are from left to right.
SAXI'S FUN CHALLENGE! For a prize, rearrange any Army of God quote to make it more interesting. You can only use the words he originally wrote (no adding). Feel free to drop words at your leisure, though. The top 3 will win a game on Map Europa against Saxi! Entries close 72 hours from the date of this post so don't submit anything after that. To enter, send your submission - with a link to the original quote - to my PM-box.
Here's examples:
Army of God wrote:You should know between my legs now.
Army of God wrote:I'm shit with my left hand between me legs.
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:36 pm
by Army of GOD
Army of GOD wrote:You should shit between my legs
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:01 pm
by notyou2
Army of GOD wrote:Granny Smith sucks mah apples, that is so awesome. They are sour as tits and healthy as cunt, BBS mah boi. Mah apples are by far the best, already gave the reasons.
EDIT:
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=147664&p=3227727#p3227727
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:29 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Army of GOD wrote:You should know me by now. All of my shit between my legs is from left to right.
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:34 pm
by john9blue
Army of GOD wrote:now you know when all of the shit are going between my legs
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:22 pm
by zebraman
Army of GOD wrote:For all you know, I'm going to shit from between my legs
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:26 pm
by Symmetry
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:06 pm
by InsomniaRed
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:38 pm
by john9blue
InsomniaRed wrote:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1963606/
Go see The Amazing Spider-man when it comes out. It's the last movie I was in.
In case no one believed I was a girl.
insom is a movie star??
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:44 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Can I get your autograph insomnia? Please?
Re: Post a picture of yourself!
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:12 pm
by TheProwler
Would you consider (low budget) porn?