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AndyDufresne wrote:
tom7386 wrote:When your work closes and you have to drive home and nearly crash so you don't miss too many turns in a speed match

Dangerous!


When the police officer stops you, and asks "Where's the fire?" and when you reply...

"Madagascar. I've got to get home fast."


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wouldnt you be driving a boat?
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legionbuck wrote:When your wife complains to you that you spend more time with your doubles partner on the computer than you do with her in bed !


that's why I don't play doubles. :D


when you shout at the computer, calling yourself a bellend, because you attacked the wrong island on Artic map. :roll:
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...when you plan your morning with and around Conquer Club.


--Andy
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When you install a porta pottie on one side of your computer, and a fridge on the other just so you can drink beer and use the toilet without losing too much time...or walking to far.
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legionbuck wrote:When you install a porta pottie on one side of your computer, and a fridge on the other just so you can drink beer and use the toilet without losing too much time...or walking to far.

um why not play on the toilet and have a fridge next to you? no movement at all
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a.sub wrote:
legionbuck wrote:When you install a porta pottie on one side of your computer, and a fridge on the other just so you can drink beer and use the toilet without losing too much time...or walking to far.

um why not play on the toilet and have a fridge next to you? no movement at all

Thats the future!then make the toilet fold out into a bed.
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You're having an argument with a friend on Facebook, when with out thinking you type "You're foed" and proceed to click on 'Remove Connection'
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...when you relate/equate real life occurrences to World Domination. "Houston Texans and their goal line struggle vs Arizona Cardinals? They Auto-Assaulted and failed."
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AndyDufresne wrote:...when you plan your morning with and around Conquer Club.


--Andy


i feel ya
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alex951 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:...when you plan your morning with and around Conquer Club.


--Andy


i feel ya

you FEEL him?? OMG ALex?? :o
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When people arent taking turns and you have this feeling that they are on. You go, and you scope out their profiles. Whats worse than the stalking their profiles to see when they are online, is when they dont show the online status. You go and you look through their games to see if they are taking turns. When you yell and scream at your computer.... waiting ...... waiting!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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when... you wonder who on CC you have to buy presents for, and how you will ship them there in time
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When you actually have to think about going to the restroom, or watching someone take their turn. Even if it isnt a speed game if you do decide to go, you run back as fast as possible to click the refresh button...... that button must be getting dirty :twisted: ..............jk :-$
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It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!
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blackwatch1 wrote:It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!

me if i had kids
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vodean wrote:
blackwatch1 wrote:It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!

me if i had kids

lol if i had kids theyd be here with me!
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a.sub wrote:
vodean wrote:
blackwatch1 wrote:It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!

me if i had kids

lol if i had kids theyd be here with me!

Merry christmas, a computer, firefox, clickies, bob, CC, and premium. Parental controls make it so the only use of this computer is CC
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you try to keep threads like this alive single-handedly. Had to post 4 times in a row in Pick-up lines!!!!
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yoou reduce game number so that you can spend more time in the forums, etc.
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you just keeping making maps, and more maps...and more maps
maps...maps....maps......yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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gf: the game of life is fun
me: no its all luck based i hate it
gf: what do you like?!
me: i like-
gf: risk?
me: ... yeah

actual convo :oops: :lol:
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When you get withdrawal symptoms because the foundry is closed...
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when your planing on spending new years with cc ;)
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when you want to go to Australia for New Years so you can be the first one on CC in the new decade!
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When you refer CC members to CC hoping they become multis and buy premium.
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