Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:14 pm
by mookiemcgee
America, I have come to tell you that 2020 and all the bad things that came with it were punishment for your election in 2016 of the imposter president. He ignores my will, and only cares of himself and his financial gain and personal fame. I promise you better tidings in 2021 for as you have listened and elected the first catholic president in 50+ years. The chosen one* will turn the tide of my anger back towards love and acceptance. With his peaceful inauguration respect will be brought back to your presidential office. Heed my warning, do not take up arms against your brothers for a pedagogue**, he does Mephisto's bidding and work only to divide my chosen people.
Joseph R. Biden*
Donald J Trump**
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:22 pm
by Jdsizzleslice
Mook, just admit it.
You've been watching too much Whose Line recently.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 3:16 pm
by mookiemcgee
Jdsizzleslice wrote:Mook, just admit it.
You've been watching too much Whose Line recently.
Oh man, I'll admit i used to watch the shit out of it... but honestly I haven't seen it on TV in a long while. Maybe that'll be my new years reso... watch more smartest man in the world!
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:01 pm
by Jdsizzleslice
mookiemcgee wrote:
Jdsizzleslice wrote:Mook, just admit it.
You've been watching too much Whose Line recently.
Oh man, I'll admit i used to watch the shit out of it... but honestly I haven't seen it on TV in a long while. Maybe that'll be my new years reso... watch more smartest man in the world!
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:50 am
by saxitoxin
Heisman Trophy winner, Football Hall of Famer, three-time consensus All-American, and career undefeated mixed martial artist Herschel Walker has just tweeted that he has finished reviewing the evidence and concluded there was widespread voter fraud in Georgia to throw the election to Joe Biden.*
* Joe Biden is the 103 year old candidate of the Democrat Party who is trying to steal the 2020 election. He is the father of a cocaine addict who cheated on his wife with his dead brother's widow.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:05 am
by saxitoxin
Who would I rather have on my side? The greatest running back in the history of football or a morbidly obese amateur romance novelist?
VS.
↑ Note that she can barely fit in the chair but is wearing a Fitbit. It must be all muscle.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:43 pm
by Evil Semp
saxitoxin wrote:Who would I rather have on my side? The greatest running back in the history of football
Now I know you are delusional.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:54 pm
by mookiemcgee
saxitoxin wrote:
Now I see why you've been hard all day... it has nothing to due with the vaccine and everything to do with your image search history.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:18 pm
by saxitoxin
T-4 DAYS!
-150 members of Congress so far have filed intent to object to the certification of the Electoral College votes.
-150,000 armed supporters of Trump are mobilizing at the White House to be led by the president on a march to the weak and unfortified gates of the Capitol.
- After a two-month campaign, a plurality of Americans now believe the election was rigged.
The Chinese agent-of-influence Biden may be politically destroyed this week. And, if he's not, this simply marks the flip of the switch on the countdown clock to the end of his abbreviated term, and the shortest government in American history.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:21 pm
by riskllama
is it going to be as underwhelming as the million maga march was, saxi?
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:34 pm
by 2dimes
I hope so.
One day things are going to come unraveled though.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:56 pm
by saxitoxin
The growing opposition within the Rat party to Nancy Pelosi are becoming restless; the left-wing wing of the Rats attacked one of her seven mansions last night. The Rats are tearing themselves apart! Pelosi was apparently staying at one of her sprawling, country estates during the attack, but the number of armed guards and panic rooms assigned to her has been increased. With 103 year-old Biden too senile and infirm to govern, it's expected Fancy Nancy - who, at 85 years old is considered one of the young up-and-comers of the Rat Pack - will actually be running the country after January 20.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:51 am
by jonesthecurl
How old is Biden in dog years?
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:58 am
by saxitoxin
jonesthecurl wrote:How old is Biden in dog years?
I believe he's 15,000 years old in dog years.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 8:44 am
by ConfederateSS
saxitoxin wrote:Who would I rather have on my side? The greatest running back in the history of football or a morbidly obese amateur romance novelist?
VS.
↑ Note that she can barely fit in the chair but is wearing a Fitbit. It must be all muscle.
--------WHOA!!!!...Just a Minute...... I'm from Southwest Detroit...I wouldn't even say,Barry Sanders...Everyone knows the best running back ever...... Wait for it...Marcus Allen ...But aside from that...Go ahead with the thread... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 9:10 am
by Evil Semp
ConfederateSS wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Who would I rather have on my side? The greatest running back in the history of football or a morbidly obese amateur romance novelist?
VS.
↑ Note that she can barely fit in the chair but is wearing a Fitbit. It must be all muscle.
--------WHOA!!!!...Just a Minute...... I'm from Southwest Detroit...I wouldn't even say,Barry Sanders...Everyone knows the best running back ever...... Wait for it...Marcus Allen ...But aside from that...Go ahead with the thread... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...
You can be saxi's roommate in the nut hose. Walter Payton is the GOAT.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:39 am
by mookiemcgee
OJ Simpson is the GOAT
Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Bi
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:47 am
by 2dimes
Mr Green, do you want my Coke?
saxitoxin wrote:
What is censored via pixelation in that photo?
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Bi
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:50 am
by mookiemcgee
2dimes wrote:
Mr Green, do you want my Coke?
saxitoxin wrote:
What is censored via pixelation in that photo?
It looked like a pigs head in the uncensored version I saw.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:54 am
by 2dimes
Looks like a nice little house but I wouldn't want it since the neighbors seem a bit jealous.
Is there any safe place in the US for a shack like that these days?
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:43 pm
by mookiemcgee
2dimes wrote:Looks like a nice little house but I wouldn't want it since the neighbors seem a bit jealous.
Is there any safe place in the US for a shack like that these days?
Living in a big city the neighbors are always crazy (cus they are democrats right saxi?). Her address is pretty well know, and it's a nice house she has if you want to look at the whole place on google street images its 22 Normandie Terrace, San Francisco, California
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:05 pm
by 2dimes
Yeah I'm curious. Thanks.
I was looking at apartments in the French Quarter New Orleans. They were less expensive than I thought they might be. Still a bad investment for a guy that needs to fly hours to get there. I like bumming around there eating sandwiches, chicken, etc. and drinking boozy slurpee like beverages though. The hotel we stayed at was decent value.
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:17 pm
by 2dimes
mookiemcgee wrote: if you want to look at the whole place on google street images its 22 Normandie Terrace, San Francisco, California
Are you sure that's the one? It looks different from the picture Saxi used. Specifically the windows and middle of the block instead of on the corner.
$7 million + that's crazy talk. We could get a nice house on a tropical island for less.
I'm not sure what looks different in Saxi's picture... The garage door is open on google street image so you can't really compare it to Saxi's picture.... There are also two brick building on either side of the lot with the construction going on so it might be the other one (2 Normandie Terrace) not entirely sure. There are lots of older images out there of people protesting there over the years you can find online. One I found has the 'normandie' street sign in it, which makes me think it is the corner lot (2 Normandie)
SF has been the most expensive real estate in the country prior to Covid (might still be but haven't looked). A 1bd crackhouse is probably 2 million in the city .
Re: Thread to Discuss 103 Year-Old Presidential Pretender Bi