Conquer Club

*Pushes the catapault button and sees dwightschrute fly off the hill*
My hill!
*gets on the hill via NES board*

i beat you down with my Super nes

my hill

I plug you into the matrix, two people turns into Neo and Morpheus and you are Agent Smith standing on the hill. Neo and Morpheus kills you. I unplug you and you die on the hill.

My Hill

I break into Umbrella corp lab, steal the t-virus, infect you with it. Now I call Jane, tell her you're infected, she comes and kills you on the hill.

My hill !

I just kill you.

Spamalot's hill

I "borrow" a class 4 tactical nuke, nuke the hill and kill you.

My hill (I don't like this radiation costume, maybe I should take it off)

MY Pikachu army attacks. THEY KILL YOU!

My hill

My spartan army attacks you! They kill you


Spamalot's hill

I kill the Spartan army. But meh, I'm spamalot too.

Spamalot's Hill.

Fircoal wrote:I kill the Spartan army. But meh, I'm spamalot too.

Spamalot's Hill.

Every other Spamalot member is angry at you because you attacked your own member's army. They kill you but everyone starts to want power so they start the Spamalot civil war. Everyone gets killed except for hecter and Vincent M. I hypnotize them with a watch and they leave the hill for no reason.

My Hill

I do stuff

Spamalot's Hill

The stuff you did killed everyone in Spamalot.

My Hill

honibaz


my hill


honibaz

dustn64 wrote:honibaz


my hill


honibaz

*Stomps Dustn64 off the hill*
NES's hill!

Honibaz gives another stomp on dustn's dead body.

Still NES's hill

kick u in the nuts

my hill

I nuke you before you can say "Honibaz".

My Hill

i nuke you before you can say

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

my hill

boomlil wrote:i nuke you before you can say

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

my hill

*Goes under hill*
*Bops Boomlil off the hill*
NES's hill!
*Places his flag on the hill*

pulls out snes*
throws at nes conquer*
he asplode from 16 bits of raw power*

my hill

Your hill...

My mountain!

muy_thaiguy wrote:Your hill...

My mountain!

*Tosses hammers at boomlil and muy_thaiguy to take them off the hill*
MY HILL!
*Tosses hammers like no tomorrow*

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Your hill...

My mountain!

*Tosses hammers at boomlil and muy_thaiguy to take them off the hill*
MY HILL!
*Tosses hammers like no tomorrow*

Put some glasses on!

Still my mountain, which I use to invade the hill. My hill too!

muy_thaiguy wrote:

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Your hill...

My mountain!

*Tosses hammers at boomlil and muy_thaiguy to take them off the hill*
MY HILL!
*Tosses hammers like no tomorrow*

But some glasses on!

Still my mountain, which I use to invade the hill. My hill too!

*Stands on mars*
My planet!
*Uses planet to conquer mountain and hill*
My hill, mountain, and planet!

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Your hill...

My mountain!

*Tosses hammers at boomlil and muy_thaiguy to take them off the hill*
MY HILL!
*Tosses hammers like no tomorrow*

But some glasses on!

Still my mountain, which I use to invade the hill. My hill too!

*Stands on mars*
My planet!
*Uses planet to conquer mountain and hill*
My hill, mountain, and planet!

*stands on universe* My universe, galaxies, solar systems, planets, mountains, and hills!