Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:16 am

Granted, but for some reason other werewolves die of young age and you become lonely.

I wish for a faster laptop!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:26 am

granted but it's also got A.I. and turns on you.

I wish I wasn't so lonely.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:56 am

Granted, but you are teleported to Bangladesh which is one the most crowded countries in the world. There are so much people that you can't even breathe, so you die.

I wish for nothing bad to happen.

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:43 am

granted, but this causes a rip in the space time continuim and takes everybody back to the day in their lives when this thread was made, and cause this thread NOT to be made

i wish this were the end of this thread

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:49 am

Granted, but it's only the "end of the beginning", so the thread haven't ended yet.

I wish for pie!

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:56 am

Granted but it's got a tasty gooey fecal filling.

I wish I was Boris Johnson.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:13 pm

Granted, but somehow your name gets switched to Michael Jackson...

I wish for the KKK to not exist!

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:01 am

granted, but then u dont either

i wish that this thread would explode and that nobody could post here

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:03 am

Granted, but people get angry at you for destroying the Corrupt a Wish Foundation thread and kill you. To make it even more worse, People are purposely posting here.

I wish for food!

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:04 am

granted, but it eats u alive

i wish that i was the only person in this thread

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:07 am

Granted, but you realize that other people have posted before you so that can't be true.

I wish for free books!

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:13 am

granted, but they all rain from the sky and hit ONLY you, so u get a concussion and die

i wish for free money

militant · Post by **militant** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:16 am

Not granted, if you were to have free money, it would lose its worth, and everything would go up in price and it would be a disaster.

I would like a grand piano please.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:35 am

Granted, but the piano is so grand that it can't fit anywhere, so ppl have to burn it to get their space back.

I wish for gift certificates!

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:49 am

granted, but you get sent to jail cause there fake

i wish for nothing!!!!

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:36 am

Granted, someone gives you something out of nothing.

I wish my wishes were uncorruptable!

Top Dog · Post by **Top Dog** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:25 am

granted all you need to do to get them is jump out of a plane....
I wish for an xbox 360

Top Dog · Post by **Top Dog** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:26 am

Note: without a parachute

PyroKid55 · Post by **PyroKid55** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:02 pm

Granted! But I put a bug in the hard drive and after 3 gig.'s have been saved, it erases itself.

I wish for a Macbook Air please.

apey · Post by **apey** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:10 pm

granted but it has a virus and will never work again
I wish I had the most posts

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:19 pm

granted but you then get hunted down fircoal and shot in the face

i wish that nothing the person above me says happens

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:26 pm

granted but I thought you said 'everything' instead of 'nothing'

I wish that I wouldn't make wishes in this thread.

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:32 am

Granted, but you make spam.

I wish for a censorship-free world!

apey · Post by **apey** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:04 am

granted but now your mom makes you run around naked all the time and you have esteem issues

I wish that I could stay outta flame wars it is really bad for me

lalaland · Post by **lalaland** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:14 pm

granted, but then you become over-the-top compleatly addicted to Forum Games and can never do anything with your life because you are tied to the computer.

I wish that I ace my finals.