Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:51 am
That's a good idea. I'm sure god wouldn't allow to vote wrongly.
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Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:55 am
Indeed, it would be a divinely inspired vote. Nothing could go wrong.
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:10 am
I don't believe this is funny.
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:28 pm
I have faith that it is.
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:30 pm
Anyone with a brain knows that we can't know for sure if this is funny or not. There's no way we can know.
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:32 pm
Neoteny wrote:Anyone with a brain knows that we can't know for sure if this is funny or not. There's no way we can know.
I have proof that it is funny! Because this proof is very personal and subjective I can not prove it to anyone else, but I know.
lol
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:34 pm
...and that is a fact, and thus needs no proof. It's true, and that's the proof right there.
Nobody ever saw a single instance in all of history of someone saying "lol" when something wasn't funny.
Nobody ever saw a single instance in all of history of someone saying "lol" when something wasn't funny.
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:35 pm
But look at all the people who didn't say "lol." Are you calling them irrational?
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:37 pm
I didn't say that, you did.
Incidentally, I just looked at my email, and, honestly, I currently have 666 messages.666.
Incidentally, I just looked at my email, and, honestly, I currently have 666 messages.666.
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:41 pm
Now that's funny. It's obvious that GOD has a sense of humor.
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:49 pm
oVo wrote:Now that's funny. It's obvious that GOD has a sense of humor.
I don't see that written in any of the books I've read recently.
Incidentally, the last 2 pages have brought new meaning to the thread subject.
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:51 pm
Frigidus wrote:oVo wrote:Now that's funny. It's obvious that GOD has a sense of humor.
I don't see that written in any of the books I've read recently.
Incidentally, the last 2 pages have brought new meaning to the thread subject.
I got a biology-degree at college, I have more experience with this and oVo is right.
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:53 pm
Panic over. I now have 668 messages.
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:00 pm
THANK GOD , I AM ATHEIST 
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:06 pm
jonesthecurl wrote:Panic over. I now have 668 messages.
668? The neighbor of the Beast?
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:06 pm
Incidentally I live in Chalcedon (Khalkedon, now Kadikoy in Istanbul). That's where they decided that Jesus was both God and man... coincidence?
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:09 pm
StiffMittens wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:Panic over. I now have 668 messages.
668? The neighbor of the Beast?
Hell and fire was spawned to be released... all over my damn lawn?!
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:37 pm
xelabale wrote:Incidentally I live in Chalcedon (Khalkedon, now Kadikoy in Istanbul). That's where they decided that Jesus was both God and man... coincidence?
Nope. You're officially a biblical authority.
Re: Atheist Jokes
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:53 am
I am? Sweet, if you need any theological questions answered I'm your man. I'll just get me together an ecumenical council and Bob's yer uncle (or should I say J's yer saviour?).
Any questions?
Any questions?