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thromboneous: having a sound reminiscent of a trombone played by a person with an obvious lisp.

gribbed

gribbed: The sound made by a growling frog.

garfarbled

garfarbled:

something that has undergone a garfarbling process.

fullziolve

fullziolve: When there is an abundance of accumulated solutions but none them work.
Similar in usage to the phrase full of it.

pharmalade

pharmalade (n.) - A viscous substance excreted by the tear ducts after a week-long binge on 6-Monoacetylmorphine, Dimethyltryptamine, Atropine, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, Temazepam, and red cordial.

Exmoliate

exmoliate: to remove undesirable elements from a group. Normal operations resumed after the security chief exmoliated the department.

frarm

frarm: A member of the brotherhood of Registered Mutterers.

octopodimousapien

octopodimousapien: the zoological term for the cartoon character Squiddly Diddly.


lervy

lervy (adj.) - The countenance adopted by someone who is widely admired for being talented and suavely sophisticated, but in reality is just an ex-bootlegger, racketeer, and common thug you'd spit on in the street.
Dean Martin wore a lervy smile as he sauntered on stage to accept the 1967 Golden Globe for Best TV Star - Male


Scapnil

scapnil: natural herb theraputic elixir to aid the growth of extended dreadlocks.

wrenchnique

A martial arts, practiced by mechanics on a tight scheduale.
Is aimed at using a wrench faster and more creativly.

neologisticalitty

neologisticalitty: The thought process of small hairless feline animals.

waffleprocity

waffleprocity n. - A form of governance that involves putting '[TO DO]' tags on things you never have any intention of doing.

Grantuffle

Grantuffle: being extorted to massage foot lumps and/or treat warts on an elderly woman´s feet.

deliadamant

oh fudge... I just realized I'm a non-tagging waffleprocitor.
grantuffle: The government process of tossing good money after bad to rescue over paid CEOs.

deliadamant: The sensation you get when biting into a sandwich
and wishing you were eating something completely different.

alterdycipherous

alterdycipherous:

a strong feeling to develop an "updated" buggy software code to replace a previously good software code.

e.g Microsoft was alterdycipherous and thus developed Vista to replace XP

XP: xenophobic perogative

neenerwilly

neenerwilly:
Killer whales as seen by old whalers after the 1986 International Whaling Commission´s moratorium.

condolestruent

condolstruent: (adj) of or pertaining to the sympathy extended to a person offering a weak definition on the neologism thread.

E.G. Me: that "killer whale " nonsense was stupid.
Snufkin: I know, but couldn't you be at least a bit condolstruent?


neoneoism

neoneoism n. - A movement originating, and stuck in, the 1990's that involved creating something new solely to demonstrate the newness of itself. Most neoneoisms are completely pointless and reduce the credibility of the author, the most famous example being The Symbol Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Known To His Mother As Prince Rogers Nelson But Now Known To The Public As A Washed Up Hack


plimpex

plimpex: a depressed former sex trader who has put on a few extra pounds.

puckedly

puckedly: resembling a hockey puck in style and manner. Blunt, plain, and abundant with inertia.

nobed.

nobed adj. - To have received fellatio without having climaxed

Halfgullet

Halfgullet (noun) One who has climaxed in the "69" position, while the partner was merely nobed.

Sannisleem

sannisleem n. - A Finnish dish high in protein that gained popularity during the winter of 1940, comprised primarily of pickled fish, mashed potato, and the blood of a Russian infidel

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