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When it comes to the ladies of CC....

 
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KoolBak wrote:Thank you Robinette for that informative post! That was a fun read ;o) AND....that video is freaking hilarious :D I have seen that before.....the SEVENTH gun is a Ruger Old #1 .458 magnum.....my brother has one and we have tortured many friends (including my 76 yr old dad) with it....lmao. I will NOT shoot it more than once ;o)

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lol... interesting trigger guard...
soooo.... your brother has that in case he comes across Big Foot's Big Brother?... lol, just kidding... i understand... there's a cool factor to it, AND it's all about getting people to fire it...

now here's a tip for you... have a few rounds made with super light loads... then fire it (making it look easy)... then have the next victim fire it (with a full load of course)... :mrgreen:
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Robinette wrote:
KoolBak wrote:Thank you Robinette for that informative post! That was a fun read ;o) AND....that video is freaking hilarious :D I have seen that before.....the SEVENTH gun is a Ruger Old #1 .458 magnum.....my brother has one and we have tortured many friends (including my 76 yr old dad) with it....lmao. I will NOT shoot it more than once ;o)

Back to the ladies :D


lol... interesting trigger guard...
soooo.... your brother has that in case he comes across Big Foot's Big Brother?... lol, just kidding... i understand... there's a cool factor to it, AND it's all about getting people to fire it...

now here's a tip for you... have a few rounds made with super light loads... then fire it (making it look easy)... then have the next victim fire it (with a full load of course)... :mrgreen:



I had a buddy from West Virginia who would do that with a 45-70 rifle. He would load his own ammo, light loads for him and have hot loads where the brass was bulging with powder for city boys. Shoulders would be bruised, Fall City Beer would be drunk, farm animals would be molested . . . good times.
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lmao....sounds like Montana ;o)

I couldnt bring myself to whimp out like that, and if I am not doing the reloading (we only reload shotgun shells for clays) then I dont trust the cartridge ;o) On my first shot (at a 20 lb sack of potatos) I dmn near dropped it like the pilgrims in that video, but didnt. Ever since it has been easy....it just hurts. My old dad DID drop it.....we got a good laugh out of that ;o) I think he was muttering something about wishing he had more daughters......lmao

The trigger guard is the breakaway lever as that is a single shot rifle and it features a rolling block breech....cool.....

Sorry to have twisted this into a gun / girl thread ;o)
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And I think I found a pic of our Californian thread hostess :shock:

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For you naysayers......

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Robinette wrote:now here's a tip for you... have a few rounds made with super light loads... then fire it (making it look easy)... then have the next victim fire it (with a full load of course)... :mrgreen:


Cruel...

Actually, what's almost as funny is overacting the kick, so the new guy thinks it's going to kick really hard, on a low-kick rifle. I've actually seen someone fall over forwards before because they threw themselves into the gun expecting a massive kick. Of course, we'd spent half the afternoon prepping him for it by showing him Youtube vids like that one... :twisted:
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My fave guns:
.76 Deathfuck Obliterator (loaded with hot Vap-O-Flesh™ multi shard dispersal rounds)
.58 Zero-recoil EagleStorm Amput-8-or (fully automatic, 200 fatalities/min)
7mm Phallic Smashdeath Personnel Extremity Reassignment Device
Obama can prise them from my cold dead fingers.

Yes. They turn me on. Even the crazy ones from the flyover states.
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lol...I am quite the collector and I have never heard of those....sound very cool though :D Bo-bama wont have enough strength left for prying after he's done with my extended family.....lololol

Back to the Ladies :D
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KoolBak wrote:I am quite the collector and I have never heard of those....sound very cool though

*Wets self with laughter*
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Skittles! wrote:
KoolBak wrote:I am quite the collector and I have never heard of those....sound very cool though

*Wets self with laughter*


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:D
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KoolBak wrote:And I think I found a pic of our Californian thread hostess :shock:

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Mmm Russian....
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I want to buy a gun...but I can't find the store any of these chicks work at. Suggestions???
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KoolBak wrote:For you naysayers......

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Do you get turned on by acne and herpes?
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TheProwler wrote:
KoolBak wrote:For you naysayers......

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Do you get turned on by acne and herpes?


I hope you are not addressing that to me
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KoolBak wrote:I hope you are not addressing that to me

I hope I win the lottery.

That was fun.

Now tell me your dreams.
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Stick to hassling the newbies you troll for in your team games programmer-boy.

*thank the CC gods for the foe function; this thread is suddenly so much nicer*
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prowler stop trolling.
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lol.....Thanks Clappy-Momma :D

One of my oldest CC female friends comes to my rescue....how appropos :D Love ya!!
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The gelled-hairsprayed-"wet" look went out in the 80s. And I have to agree with The Prowler, she needs some serious facial help. lol
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I was in my 20's in the 80's, so go figure...lol. And yes....she is hideous, isnt she?

Damn you guys are tough......lol
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LS turned me on... (yay for the select players that get this >_>)
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jbrettlip wrote:I want to buy a gun...but I can't find the store any of these chicks work at. Suggestions???


that's because you keep going to ordinary Gun Stores for men....
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Do you really think women want to shop there, let alone be the one to work behind the counter... No, I am afraid the only eye candy you'll see here are man boobs... #-o


Most ladies do there firearms shopping here... Image
You see, It all happens in Macy's Women's Stores... but to find this seldom mentioned place, you need to go past all the perfume, go past the toiletries, keep going to the top floor, past all the undies, past all the bras, and there, deep into heart of femininity, you'll find the secret Macy's Woman's Firearms Boutique...

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This is the perfect place to put together a complete ensemble, all under one roof... imagine, the perfect outfit, with matching shoes that all coordinates with your new designer firearm selection...
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