Conquer Club

jonesthecurl wrote:btw didn't Odin also get nailed to a tree?

But did He let them do it? That was my point.

Gaaaaay.

Neoteny wrote:

We already concluded that he wore a dress and surrounded himself with men who also wore dresses. It's like Robinson Crusoe and Friday, there's no way you can tell me there was nothing going on between them, probably between them and their goats as well...

MeDeFe wrote:It's like Robinson Crusoe and Friday,

Or Chuck Noland and Wilson.

dcowboys055 wrote:You can try to be difficult all you want but I've pretty clearly explained it as far as explaining it goes. I'm not going to continue to repost the same thing, but one more time then I'm out.

'Okay, so God, THE Christian God is represented through the Holy Trinity, three persons, one substance' Yes

'one of which is the son, Jesus' Yes

'yet Jesus is not God' Yes, not THE god, but godly. goddddly. Not god, godddddly, get it?

'even though he's part of the Holy Trinity, which is God' Yes.

He's part of the representation of THE God, and he is, one more time, godly.

This is just yet another difference within Christianity. The Roman Catholic Church, most Protestants, etc., all believe that Jesus and the Father and the Holy Ghost ARE all God. It is often easiest for us to talk about each aspect as a separate entity. In some ways, they seem separate to we humans, but Christianity holds there IS only 1 God. It is therefore accurate to speak of Christ as a separate individual in some contexts, but he is truly also God.

However, some churches, such as the Jehovah's Witnesses disagree. If you want to be a point of division ... well, remember who the divider is.

But that is a serious answer to a non-serious thread.

Player, the thread is frivolous true, but that was a point which did need explaining. Thank you (not trolling). You've been quiet for a while, despite your usually long, patient and rational posts.

Been busy?

PLAYER57832 wrote:

dcowboys055 wrote:You can try to be difficult all you want but I've pretty clearly explained it as far as explaining it goes. I'm not going to continue to repost the same thing, but one more time then I'm out.

'Okay, so God, THE Christian God is represented through the Holy Trinity, three persons, one substance' Yes

'one of which is the son, Jesus' Yes

'yet Jesus is not God' Yes, not THE god, but godly. goddddly. Not god, godddddly, get it?

'even though he's part of the Holy Trinity, which is God' Yes.

He's part of the representation of THE God, and he is, one more time, godly.

This is just yet another difference within Christianity. The Roman Catholic Church, most Protestants, etc., all believe that Jesus and the Father and the Holy Ghost ARE all God. It is often easiest for us to talk about each aspect as a separate entity. In some ways, they seem separate to we humans, but Christianity holds there IS only 1 God. It is therefore accurate to speak of Christ as a separate individual in some contexts, but he is truly also God.

However, some churches, such as the Jehovah's Witnesses disagree. If you want to be a point of division ... well, remember who the divider is.

But that is a serious answer to a non-serious thread.

I get it. It is like Bush, Chaney, and Rice ARE the president.

mpjh wrote:

PLAYER57832 wrote:

dcowboys055 wrote:You can try to be difficult all you want but I've pretty clearly explained it as far as explaining it goes. I'm not going to continue to repost the same thing, but one more time then I'm out.

'Okay, so God, THE Christian God is represented through the Holy Trinity, three persons, one substance' Yes

'one of which is the son, Jesus' Yes

'yet Jesus is not God' Yes, not THE god, but godly. goddddly. Not god, godddddly, get it?

'even though he's part of the Holy Trinity, which is God' Yes.

He's part of the representation of THE God, and he is, one more time, godly.

This is just yet another difference within Christianity. The Roman Catholic Church, most Protestants, etc., all believe that Jesus and the Father and the Holy Ghost ARE all God. It is often easiest for us to talk about each aspect as a separate entity. In some ways, they seem separate to we humans, but Christianity holds there IS only 1 God. It is therefore accurate to speak of Christ as a separate individual in some contexts, but he is truly also God.

However, some churches, such as the Jehovah's Witnesses disagree. If you want to be a point of division ... well, remember who the divider is.

But that is a serious answer to a non-serious thread.

I get it. It is like Bush, Chaney, and Rice ARE the president.

Are they homosexual, too?

Two questions:

1.) Does rubbing one out while watching "The Last Temptation of Christ" in a public library make Jesus gay? After all, He is acting as an enabler, in this situation, as in ENABLING my man-gravy to shoot forth like the seed of a thousand points of holy light. Plus, I was using my PSALMS, after all. (Ugh...)

2.) Since the "Holy Spirit" is everywhere and in everything at the same time, why doesn't he stop 'teh gayz" from plunging their rock hard salami loafs into various chocolate-colored, gayed-out orifices? And considering He is "in everything", i.e. my poop-shoot, doesn't this make His Holiness gayer than a three-dollar bill?

Serious questions deserving of serious answers.

all compelling brother VI....

I would also add that an omniscient being who, as creator of all universes and the very nature of 'existence' itself (omnipotent you could say i suppose) .. for a Being to have such power and allow that he be praised by millions of 'tambourine bangers' throughout the world, in the form of: "Cum bi Ahh me lordy, Cum bi Ahh!".. I would say, even without the hidden fudge-nudging connotations embedded within the lyrics, that God must in fact be a Gay man.. or even better, a tone-deaf, liberal-minded lesbian.

MeDeFe wrote:

mpjh wrote:

PLAYER57832 wrote:

dcowboys055 wrote:You can try to be difficult all you want but I've pretty clearly explained it as far as explaining it goes. I'm not going to continue to repost the same thing, but one more time then I'm out.

'Okay, so God, THE Christian God is represented through the Holy Trinity, three persons, one substance' Yes

'one of which is the son, Jesus' Yes

'yet Jesus is not God' Yes, not THE god, but godly. goddddly. Not god, godddddly, get it?

'even though he's part of the Holy Trinity, which is God' Yes.

He's part of the representation of THE God, and he is, one more time, godly.

This is just yet another difference within Christianity. The Roman Catholic Church, most Protestants, etc., all believe that Jesus and the Father and the Holy Ghost ARE all God. It is often easiest for us to talk about each aspect as a separate entity. In some ways, they seem separate to we humans, but Christianity holds there IS only 1 God. It is therefore accurate to speak of Christ as a separate individual in some contexts, but he is truly also God.

However, some churches, such as the Jehovah's Witnesses disagree. If you want to be a point of division ... well, remember who the divider is.

But that is a serious answer to a non-serious thread.

I get it. It is like Bush, Chaney, and Rice ARE the president.

Are they homosexual, too?

Gosh, yeah think?

"Daisy" Chaney...

Could that missfired shotgun incident have been a lover's spat.

jonesthecurl wrote:"Daisy" Chaney...

Cheney's daughter IS gay ... but he is till opposed to any sort of homosexual rights. (though he does acknowledge his daughter).


But ... on another note, it sometimes seem Cheney thinks he IS God.


... and I have been on vacation and dealing with end of season gardening.

PLAYER57832 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:"Daisy" Chaney...

Cheney's daughter IS gay ... but he is till opposed to any sort of homosexual rights. (though he does acknowledge his daughter).

But ... on another note, it sometimes seem Cheney thinks he IS God.

... and I have been on vacation and dealing with end of season gardening.

And if there's a genetic factor to homosexuality... yes, we might be on to something here.

MeDeFe wrote:

PLAYER57832 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:"Daisy" Chaney...

Cheney's daughter IS gay ... but he is till opposed to any sort of homosexual rights. (though he does acknowledge his daughter).

But ... on another note, it sometimes seem Cheney thinks he IS God.

And if there's a genetic factor to homosexuality... yes, we might be on to something here.

God made us in His image, and some of us are gay. So God must swing both ways.

Thank you Oaktown for that extremely well considered and thoughtful point of view.

I thought we made god in our own image, well either way, oops Freudian.

mpjh wrote:You only need to look at Goya's painting of The Ecstasy of St. Teresa to realize that god has sex with those that pray hard enough, and she likes women, so definitely gay or should I say lesbian.

Well it took me a while. The painting is:

and it is St Catherine

There is another more modern version which I was really thinking of but I cannot find a digital version.

Penis.

Vagina

Cock.

What's that?