Conquer Club

Genghis Khant wrote:

CBlake wrote:

Genghis Khant wrote:

CBlake wrote:stop trying to use big words to confuse me

Try using a dictionary, you might learn something.

no i usually dont read the dictionary because i have other things to do like get laid

Get laid? While you're wasting your time on an internet chat forum? I bet the closest you've come to getting laid was a ménage à moi with Palmela Handerson.

Come on, for f*ck's sake, it only takes a minute to look something up in a dictionary. That is, of course, assuming you have one and that you know the alphabet.

Genghis Khant wrote:

CBlake wrote:

Genghis Khant wrote:

CBlake wrote:stop trying to use big words to confuse me

Try using a dictionary, you might learn something.

no i usually dont read the dictionary because i have other things to do like get laid

Get laid? While you're wasting your time on an internet chat forum? I bet the closest you've come to getting laid was a ménage à moi with Palmela Handerson.

Come on, for f*ck's sake, it only takes a minute to look something up in a dictionary. That is, of course, assuming you have one and that you know the alphabet.

Beastly wrote:ok ok!!!

I thought those were good, but just now I just saw this quote, and it is the most memorable ever!!

wrestler1ump wrote:Anarkistsdream and I have really come down hard on each other in the past. I do think though that we are very much alike (not having a lot of flaming skill, being low ranked a lot of the time, not being very well respected on here, about the same age, both of us writes short posts, both of us are intellectuals). We probably had a tendency to remind each other of the bad traits that we had but didn't want to acknowledge we had, which is why we shot each other down so many times.

wrestler1ump wrote:

Beastly wrote:ok ok!!!

I thought those were good, but just now I just saw this quote, and it is the most memorable ever!!

wrestler1ump wrote:Anarkistsdream and I have really come down hard on each other in the past. I do think though that we are very much alike (not having a lot of flaming skill, being low ranked a lot of the time, not being very well respected on here, about the same age, both of us writes short posts, both of us are intellectuals). We probably had a tendency to remind each other of the bad traits that we had but didn't want to acknowledge we had, which is why we shot each other down so many times.

What is so great about that post? Seriously what is so funny?

Herakilla wrote:you guys do know how the numbers are generated right?

lack has 5 monkey slaves in the basement and they each have 6 numbers in front of them with buttons. three monkeys generate the attacking dice and 2 the defenders. its just so happens that on the attackers instead of a 1 there is a banana and same for the defenders 6.

there i finally released the secret, a LOAD off my shoulders about this conspiracy

wrestler1ump wrote:

The Weird One wrote:

hecter wrote:That jailbait picture gave me a hard-on... If it didn't give you a hardon, you're not a pedo.

*looks down*

. . . Dammit!

If it didn't give you a hard on, you don't have a penis.

Frigidus wrote:

wrestler1ump wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Maybe he's not a deprived person such as you, who cannot get anything and must go to the corner every time you need to fix your perversions.

WTF does thinking the babes in that picture are hot have to do with being deprived? You made a sad attempt at a flame, but you know just as well as I do that those two are smokin hot. Don't try and deny it.

<Meanwhile, in 1ump's local CIA branch>

"We've got one, Jerry. Get the tazers and batons."

Juan_Bottom wrote:

heavenly29 wrote:new to the world of work I wish lol

and it would help if I knew exactly what was in root bear! It doesnt sound appealing and if its anything like ginger beer I think I would be sick lol

It tastes like love.
It tastes like free falling from the sky.
It tastes like punching George W in the face.
It tastes like the first time you made an armpit fart.
It tastes like floating weightlessness.
It tastes like killing the man that killed your brother.
It tastes like finding out somehow that you have the biggest penis.
It tastes like discovery.
It tastes like winning the lottery.
It tastes like catching(on film) that person you hate the most having sex with a horse.
It tastes like creating life.
It tastes like discovering whoopee.
It tastes like a goddamn rainbow.
It tastes like you're the student, and you've just overcome the master.


No my friend.... there is no taste discription for Rootbeer.... it's the greatest life experience....

It's like being close to God or something like it.....

Anarkistsdream wrote:

heavenly29 wrote:Found out I've passed my first year of my degree with a first! I'm so so so chuffed I just had to tell someone!

Also to say good luck to anyone else waiting for exam results as it gets to that time of the year

You are cute.

yeti_c wrote:

gimil wrote:yeti is good bitch material as well thou. Guys would love him in prison...

He he he - much rather be a turtle bitch than a Monkey bitch!!!!C.

MaleAlphaThree wrote:Vaginas have a habit of fucking someone up.

chaosfactor wrote:I am also a completely balanced normal person

khellendros wrote:lalalala...not thinking about what you guys keep writing...thinking about field of flowers...little rabits...pretty ponys...wait...whats that...attacking the ponies...blood everywhere! Couger!!! run for your lives...She's out to get you!

Haywood Jablomie wrote:i woke up this morning and a gerbil was looking at me and touching himself

Juan_Bottom wrote:I just like boobies.

After that.... who cares what I have to go through... I mean.... they're boobies, bro..... *wispers* boobies...

Neoteny wrote:Tits or GTFO

jay_a2j wrote:Just a note.... when I was in school there was only one chapter that I didn't take notes during, didn't pay attention to the teachers lecture, didn't study the material and basically slept in class with my eyes open. Needless to say I scored low on the test for that chapter. (probably having something to do with my answers being somewhat sarcastic). The chapter? Evolution. And I refuse to let my kids sit there and be brain washed when its their turn.

Snorri1234 wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:Just a note.... when I was in school there was only one chapter that I didn't take notes during, didn't pay attention to the teachers lecture, didn't study the material and basically slept in class with my eyes open. Needless to say I scored low on the test for that chapter. (probably having something to do with my answers being somewhat sarcastic). The chapter? Evolution. And I refuse to let my kids sit there and be brain washed when its their turn.

icedagger wrote:It's hard to keep up with the breakneck pace of this game.. I mean you can go away for a week and nearly miss a post!

Thezzaruz wrote:

Bruceswar wrote:I use the dice analyzer and it told me 9 vs 3 was very very good odds. Yet I did not win a single roll. So who is wrong? The dice analyzer or random.org?

You actually.

Pedronicus wrote:I've been watching the evacuation of New Orleans on BBC. Do any white people live there?

giml on live chat wrote:‹gimil› I touch twill at least 3 times a day