The Top LOSERS in CC

[Robinette]

woohoo for top losers! I am on the list for sure. LOL

lol... you just made the 1st page in the past hour...
and you just made it with a 67% loss ratio... lol

250 Bruceswar 2504 2452 820 (33%)

LOSER!

[cisco2001]

Hmmm.......if I'm reading this right, I'm the 3rd biggest loser? There are only two players ahead of me with a lower winning percentage. Is that right?

[Robinette]

Hmmm.......if I'm reading this right, I'm the 3rd biggest loser? There are only two players ahead of me with a lower winning percentage. Is that right?

Well... not exactly...
Let's have a closer look shall we...

And there are some new top losers to point out...

11 Hesoos 3770 1084 327 (30%) - don't know you
23 ballenus 3506 792 234 (30%) - don't know you
25 maniacmath17 3477 1335 433 (32%) - statistically speaking, a really nice guy
35 joecoolfrog 3283 431 118 (27%) - a paranoid limey jerk
37 Beadle 3267 264 88 (33%) - don't know you
66 JBoy 3048 848 213 (25%) Brigadier Brigadier - the jury is still deliberating
83 nesterdude 2921 3632 1164 (32%) - has a bigger gun than most
92 steve066 2868 1304 322 (25%) - great player, and a smooth flirt
103 austex 2807 790 245 (31%) - nice guy, the quiet handsome type
108 milwood 2779 199 63 (32%) - don't know you
121 jordanlover 2744 1742 568 (33%) - don't know you
125 Soldier4Christ 2735 1345 414 (31%) - don't know you
152 Silvex 2687 569 169 (30%) - don't know you
166 DAZMCFC 2644 1959 621 (32%) - don't know you
173 cisco2001 2628 2197 638 (29%) - don't know you
179 Stbtgal 2618 272 83 (31%) - don't know you
181 Coach Courbis 2616 156 47 (30%) - don't know you
191 Iccinot Nabrus 2585 676 166 (25%) - don't know you
199 Serpentor 2578 500 128 (26%) - don't know you
205 RL_Orange 2569 3828 1051 (27%) - great player, and a great lover
211 4red 2558 2334 719 (31%) - don't know you
219 khushhal 2547 198 66 (33%) - don't know you
224 mcnorm 2544 125 36 (29%) - don't know you
227 Anomander 2540 150 41 (27%) - don't know you
240 BeepBeepImaJeep 2518 295 83 (28%) - don't know you
243 brandoncfi 2515 2848 904 (32%) - don't know you
245 hiddeous man 2508 805 258 (32%) - don't know you

I'm no longer a top loser myself

So you're #15 on this list...
Well, you are definitely a prodigious Loser...
You've lost a whopping 71% of all your games...

[Iccinot Nabrus]

May i introduce myself:

My name is Iccinot Nabrus. I am proud to be the third Top Loser in Conquerclub, only superseded by JBoy and steve066 respectively. Let me say that both these superbly brilliant, strikingly resplendent, and, yea, I will go so far as to say majestically gorgeous pair of individuals are Conquerclub idols of mine whose achievements are lofty goals that need to be venerated, revered, and imitated. I follow the concept that true greatness is achieved when one attains the zenith of success with as little effort as possible. This has always been my goal in life: to do as little work as possible and to get the most benefit from it. Simply put - NO SWEAT. Don't get me wrong, I work hard at achieving this. And all will note, when one is capable of doing something with as little effort as possible, then one can truly say that one is the best at that. For this is what we all are hoping to achieve in whatever we do - effectiveness and efficiency.

On a lighter note, my favorite color is cyan (the most misunderstood color in Conquerclub), my favorite map is classic (quite possibly the most improvable map in Conquerclub), my favorite settings are sequential, escalating, no fog (which I would like, if the administrators agree to it, from this day forward, to be named: Iccinot Setting so players can just go about and say, "Yo! Join my games: map/player variety, Iccinot setting", which would save everybody several keystrokes thus reducing the risk of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. You guys can thank me when this is a reality.)

Iccinot Nabrus

PS. Thank you, whomever started this thread. You are a Conquerclub genius. Thank you JBoy for informing me of this oh-so-important thread.

[Robinette]

Okay people... including you Iccinot Nabrus, there seems to be a lack of comprehension here... the list you have been viewing is for the Top Losers that lose at least 2 out of every 3 games played....

but to accommodate you, and JBoy, I will be more than happy to make a list of the people who ride the short bus... exclusively for LOSERS that lose at least 3 out of 4 games.

66 JBoy 3048 848 213 (25%) - the jury is still deliberating
92 steve066 2868 1304 322 (25%) - great player, and a smooth flirt
191 Iccinot Nabrus 2585 676 166 (25%) - don't know you
254 blkvanquish 2497 3662 761 (21%) - speaks fewer words than Helen Keller
312 Sil 2406 541 126 (23%) - don't know you, but sounds like Russian Mafia name
323 bluenose 2399 4034 901 (22%) - don't know you, but glad it's not brown
378 doumerini 2345 761 187 (25%) - yet another person i don't know
450 Mastor 2273 443 101 (23%) - *sigh* yet another... hey, back of the bus.



The short bus only has seating for 8. You should get an 8 player std seq esc game going... I'll be happy to fill in if one of the 8 doesn't like these settings... i can drive the bus since I'm no longer a top loser like the 8 of YOU... you see, I have apparently been upgraded to the status of Conquerclub genius. hehehe

[Windparson]

Stop it, you're killing me.

I have to stop reading the forums! I have no moves to make and I could be sleeping, but I am reading and randomly replying to these hilarious threads!

Good Work!

I just hope I am not in the loser group and if I am, Robinette thinks I'm cool.

[JBoy]

Okay people... including you Iccinot Nabrus, there seems to be a lack of comprehension here... the list you have been viewing is for the Top Losers that lose at least 2 out of every 3 games played....

but to accommodate you, and JBoy, I will be more than happy to make a list of the people who ride the short bus... exclusively for LOSERS that lose at least 3 out of 4 games.

66 JBoy 3048 848 213 (25%) - the jury is still deliberating
92 steve066 2868 1304 322 (25%) - great player, and a smooth flirt
191 Iccinot Nabrus 2585 676 166 (25%) - don't know you
254 blkvanquish 2497 3662 761 (21%) - speaks fewer words than Helen Keller
312 Sil 2406 541 126 (23%) - don't know you, but sounds like Russian Mafia name
323 bluenose 2399 4034 901 (22%) - don't know you, but glad it's not brown
378 doumerini 2345 761 187 (25%) - yet another person i don't know
450 Mastor 2273 443 101 (23%) - *sigh* yet another... hey, back of the bus.



The short bus only has seating for 8. You should get an 8 player std seq esc game going... I'll be happy to fill in if one of the 8 doesn't like these settings... i can drive the bus since I'm no longer a top loser like the 8 of YOU... you see, I have apparently been upgraded to the status of Conquerclub genius. hehehe

Can i drive the short bus , since I'm the highest ranked ? beep beep , Hey be quiet in back Icci, you too steve066, or when we get to wherever we're going you're going to be punished. ! I'm going to make you sit next to Robinette and we know she can't quit talking, if she got paid by the word she could save the economy in the U.S. ..

[JBoy]

Hey robinette is that you in the back window of the bus ?

[LolCMonkees]

im only 25% lol. I blame the dice, and those high ranked buggers who pwnus low ranked nubs.

[Iccinot Nabrus]

Exactly my point!

We 8 in the short bus are THE elite in CC who strive for the pinnacle of success with NO SWEAT. We have lost more than 2/3rds of our games, no? And yet . . .

Windparson - Cool avatar dude. Get your sleep. Remember: maximize with minimum effort. Sleeping is part of that minimum effort.

LolCMonkeys - Don't despair, you are in good company. Nay, GREAT company. Keep it up . . . I mean down . . . I mean . . . you know what I mean.

Robinette - I still think you're a genius. You did mean Iccinot settings with that 8 player game, right?

Administrators - Can we approve that excellent and healthy suggestion that I suggested suggestingly?

JBoy - I will not shut up. What can you do? You're too busy driving the bus.

[DAZMCFC]

so to be a top loser you need a win percentage of 33% or less AND bon the 1st page. well i think i can live with that. getting to the 1st page is hard enough.

[Robinette]

so to be a top loser you need a win percentage of 33% or less AND bon the 1st page. well i think i can live with that. getting to the 1st page is hard enough.

RIGHT! as in RIGHT TURN! TURN RIGHT NOW!

[DAZMCFC]

so to be a top loser you need a win percentage of 33% or less AND be on the 1st page. well i think i can live with that. getting to the 1st page is hard enough.

RIGHT! as in RIGHT TURN! TURN RIGHT NOW!

Score: 2348
Games: 443 completed, 132 (30%) won | Find all games with Robinette Attendance: 100% of turns taken Rating: 4.9 | View Robinette's ratings


you could be a loser to.

[Mastor]

real nice just when I thought things were getting better I'm back on the bus that smells like urine and band-aids!!!

[Robinette]

so to be a top loser you need a win percentage of 33% or less AND be on the 1st page. well i think i can live with that. getting to the 1st page is hard enough.

RIGHT! as in RIGHT TURN! TURN RIGHT NOW!

Score: 2348
Games: 443 completed, 132 (30%) won | Find all games with Robinette Attendance: 100% of turns taken Rating: 4.9 | View Robinette's ratings


you could be a loser to.

mnnnnnn... could be... but i prefer to think of myself as an UNDER ACHIEVER!

[Robinette]

real nice just when I thought things were getting better I'm back on the bus that smells like urine and band-aids!!!

no way Mastor... this is the COOL bus...

[Iccinot Nabrus]

Now that's more like it! However, my one point of contention is that we won't each get a window.

[Robinette]

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The Top LOSERS in CC... as of Feb 10, 2009

We now have 26 players on Page 1 that have a 33% or LOWER win ratio...

These players can't even win ONE out of THREE games...

Now THAT is a LOT of LOSING...


21 Hesoos 3528 1337 437 (33%)
27 ballenus 3465 913 262 (29%)
30 RL_Orange 3414 4022 1106 (27%)
32 joecoolfrog 3345 482 128 (27%)
43 Beadle 3229 316 101 (32%)
45 PepperJack 3207 1490 384 (26%)
49 General K 3155 604 201 (33%)
53 JBoy 3113 957 242 (25%)
65 Stbtgal 3053 335 101 (30%)
76 steve066 2978 1474 355 (24%)
106 OTE 2847 408 129 (32%)
111 K2_recon 2828 411 120 (29%)
113 jordanlover 2820 1805 592 (33%)
115 dandrobie 2798 2118 578 (27%)
125 lordhaha 2770 1611 476 (30%)
138 atshyong 2744 245 81 (33%)
139 Silvex 2739 583 172 (30%)
148 el counto 2717 669 211 (32%)
159 ConquererKing 2683 1322 383 (29%)
160 austex 2679 817 251 (31%)
178 Anomander 2633 152 42 (28%)
198 Robinette 2598 479 142 (30%)
207 ianerb 2586 702 195 (28%)
219 Tattoo 2575 181 60 (33%)
236 mcnorm 2544 125 36 (29%)
247 intenespi 2529 261 86 (33%)

Ya bunch a LOSERS...

[Bruceswar]

Sadly I am not on this list anymore I am winning too many

[owenshooter]

you forgot vace cooper

[Bruceswar]

you forgot vace cooper

[Robinette]

The Top LOSERS in CC... as of Feb 12, 2009

We now have 26 players on Page 1 that have a 33% or LOWER win ratio...

These players can't even win ONE out of THREE games...

Now THAT is a LOT of LOSING...

Updated:
Hey, look at what just changed...
The ball bounces to Belgium... well done ballenus!
from #27 to #17 on the overall scoreboard...

17 ballenus 3546 915 263 (29%)
24 Hesoos 3511 1341 439 (33%)
34 joecoolfrog 3345 482 128 (27%)
37 Beadle 3304 318 102 (32%)
39 RL_Orange 3288 4027 1106 (27%)
45 PepperJack 3207 1490 384 (26%)
51 General K 3132 605 201 (33%)
58 JBoy 3095 958 242 (25%)
69 Stbtgal 3030 336 101 (30%)
94 steve066 2897 1478 355 (24%)
111 ConquererKing 2828 1332 387 (29%)
113 K2_recon 2828 411 120 (29%)
117 jordanlover 2820 1805 592 (33%)
120 dandrobie 2798 2118 578 (27%)
122 OTE 2797 410 129 (31%)
140 atshyong 2744 245 81 (33%)
148 Silvex 2714 584 172 (29%)
152 lordhaha 2703 1614 477 (30%)
160 el counto 2692 670 211 (31%)
171 austex 2654 818 251 (31%)
179 Anomander 2633 152 42 (28%)
197 Robinette 2598 479 142 (30%)
201 dbyron 2595 3476 1036 (30%)
202 Hawkeye Pierce 2593 234 72 (31%)
219 Tattoo 2575 181 60 (33%)
227 ianerb 2564 704 195 (28%)
240 mcnorm 2544 125 36 (29%)
242 intenespi 2542 264 87 (33%)


Ya bunch a LOSERS...

[Silvex]

can't be helped, as i only play single games... in an 8 player game, you should technically be winning only 1 out of 8 times... i say 30% is pretty decent! lol

[RL_Orange]

It always feels good to be one of the 'best' on a 'Robinette' top list

[ballenus]

Will do my best to stay on the top.