Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:53 pm
'Fraid it's still me, an avalanche of shit.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:54 pm
Well Suggs! if that line doesn't work, nothing will!
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:01 pm
*complacent shrug*-its worked a few times...Well, as many times as Jay has said anything corresponding to the real world.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:02 pm
"Mind if i pretend to be really interested in you, shag you, then chain smoke for an hour whilst i devise a way of getting you to pay the Hotel bill?"
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:22 pm
try this one.
"You've got lovely eyes! can i bang you up the pooper?"
"You've got lovely eyes! can i bang you up the pooper?"
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:37 pm
jiminski wrote:try this one.
"You've got lovely eyes! can i bang you up the pooper?"
that should work
after a slap Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:39 pm
If you were a booger, i'd pick you first.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:41 pm
LOL!Excaliber3 wrote:If you were a booger, i'd pick you first.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:03 pm
Oh you're pretty, do you have a young daughter?
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:06 pm
This actually worked for me at this one party:
Do you want a drink?
Hmmm, maybe it worked for me because I repeated this line to that girl at least 5-6 times. Good thing her answer was always yes that night.
Do you want a drink?
Hmmm, maybe it worked for me because I repeated this line to that girl at least 5-6 times. Good thing her answer was always yes that night.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:11 pm
I bet you spiked every single one
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:16 pm
ignotus wrote:This actually worked for me at this one party:
Do you want a drink?
Hmmm, maybe it worked for me because I repeated this line to that girl at least 5-6 times. Good thing her answer was always yes that night.
Girls can't seem to help saying yes to me, even when I'm not asking them questions.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:21 pm
Nickbaldwin wrote:I bet you spiked every single one
No need!
Guy were laughing at me at one student party when I asked this Dutch girl "Do you want anything harder?"
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:25 pm
ignotus wrote:Guy were laughing at me at one student party when I asked this Dutch girl "Do you want anything harder?"
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:28 pm
Snorri1234 wrote:ignotus wrote:Guy were laughing at me at one student party when I asked this Dutch girl "Do you want anything harder?"
Yes they were laughing at me too, but I was at the bar, I had 5-6 shots and a couple beers and I was pouring some whiskey for half of the room.
Well it is funny now, but the girl turned me down.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:29 pm
ignotus wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:ignotus wrote:Guy were laughing at me at one student party when I asked this Dutch girl "Do you want anything harder?"
Yes they were laughing at me too, but I was at the bar, I had 5-6 shots and a couple beers and I was pouring some whiskey for half of the room.
Well it is funny now, but the girl turned me down.
Well, to be fair, odds would've been she thought you meant a stronger drink.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:30 pm
Snorri1234 wrote:ignotus wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:ignotus wrote:Guy were laughing at me at one student party when I asked this Dutch girl "Do you want anything harder?"
Yes they were laughing at me too, but I was at the bar, I had 5-6 shots and a couple beers and I was pouring some whiskey for half of the room.
Well it is funny now, but the girl turned me down.
Well, to be fair, odds would've been she thought you meant a stronger drink.
Nah, it could go either way...
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:32 pm
*said in tone of amazement* "So, you're not pregnant?"
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:51 pm
Do you work on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:52 pm
Best one ever.Dancing Mustard wrote:"Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:58 pm
dustn64 wrote:Best one ever.Dancing Mustard wrote:"Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"
Agreed! Next time I will try to use this line.
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:06 pm
"Hi, can i get you a...I'm sorry, I've just cum".
Re: best and worst pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:32 am
"You're my complex conjugate. When we're multiplied together, the "I"s cancel and we become one."
(Ok, they don't always become one, but I'm too proud of myself for coming up with that one)
(Ok, they don't always become one, but I'm too proud of myself for coming up with that one)
Re: best and worst pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:43 am
babies don't make themselves.
guy; i have a magic watch that tells me thing right now it says your not where any underwar1!
Girl responds: yes i am.
guy: must be running fast then.
(p.s i don't know i am bad at this)
guy; i have a magic watch that tells me thing right now it says your not where any underwar1!
Girl responds: yes i am.
guy: must be running fast then.
(p.s i don't know i am bad at this)
Re: best and worst pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:44 am
GP's two word pick-up line:
Do me.
Do me.