Conquer Club

you can't spare the $24?
you really need to con some poor Noob?

hey noobs, contact me for some real training.

i fell for this, right up until he asked me to sit up a bit taller on my webcam and remove my shirt...-0

owenshooter wrote:i fell for this, right up until he asked me to sit up a bit taller on my webcam and remove my shirt...-0

It's ok owen, they have talk-groups for that.

Beware of private lesson imitators! I am the only former #1 player offering a lifetime supply of private lessons. This is a limited time offer so act now!

It is also worth noting that I reached #1 back when noob farming wasn't nearly as prevalent. Almost all my games were against Conquer Club's most elite players and I consistently won a high percentage of these games. Find out how you can achieve similar success with one easy payment of $25!

Offer is good while supplies last. Current supply: 1

You are that damn good maniac. Btw, I will probably be starting up my rt's again if you're interested. I never see you online anymore. If i wasn't so broke i'd buy you a membership so you could teach me how to play. : )

Yeah, let me know when you've got a RT and I'll join.

maniacmath17 wrote:Beware of private lesson imitators! I am the only former #1 player offering a lifetime supply of private lessons. This is a limited time offer so act now!

It is also worth noting that I reached #1 back when noob farming wasn't nearly as prevalent. Almost all my games were against Conquer Club's most elite players and I consistently won a high percentage of these games. Find out how you can achieve similar success with one easy payment of $25!

Offer is good while supplies last. Current supply: 1

hmm, perhaps I could offer the same ?

JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:hmm, perhaps I could offer the same ?

If youre going to ask for it that bad, you honestly should just start your own thread...titled, Bullseye

No don't listen to him you stupid Noobs
All these high ranked players only play the same game over and over. its always the same maps, team games against noobs with noobs as their partners, freestyle, etc. whatever. Look at the Burger King guy - he plays on the same stupid map every game with the same stupid settings.

check my games, i play any settings and any kind of map.

I'm the best. noobs come to me. I may not show too much patience because your innate stupidity but you'll learn.

only $100

thank you

ill email my address

gannable wrote:No don't listen to him you stupid Noobs
All these high ranked players only play the same game over and over. its always the same maps, team games against noobs with noobs as their partners, freestyle, etc. whatever. Look at the Burger King guy - he plays on the same stupid map every game with the same stupid settings.

check my games, i play any settings and any kind of map.

I'm the best. noobs come to me. I may not show too much patience because your innate stupidity but you'll learn.

only $100

thank you

ill email my address

most...but not all.

gannable wrote:No don't listen to him you stupid Noobs
All these high ranked players only play the same game over and over. its always the same maps, team games against noobs with noobs as their partners, freestyle, etc. whatever. Look at the Burger King guy - he plays on the same stupid map every game with the same stupid settings.

check my games, i play any settings and any kind of map.

I'm the best. noobs come to me. I may not show too much patience because your innate stupidity but you'll learn.

only $100

thank you

ill email my address

I play on any map (although not a fan of the gimmicky ones). And while I do play mostly escalating, my record in no card and flat rate games is actually better. I just can't play those because sometimes they get stalemated, and I'll go on a week long vacation from time to time.

You just considering that avenue #24?

Or are you making a serious offer?

Because if you are...........


JRock

Thanks to all those who showed interest. Someone has accepted the offer, so those that wanted lessons please keep this thread in mind until next year!

You sold yourself short MM...

You're worth a solid $ 27.32

You should report back on the results of your apprentices...
and you can do it without disclosing their names if they are shy...

i'm truly interested to know...
i've helped a few over the years,
but i've found that most don't really listen too terribly well...

It's that time again... unlimited private lessons from me, maniacmath17, a former #1 ranked player on this site. All you have to do is buy me a premium membership for the low cost of $25. I hate to be this cheap but forking over $200k for med school doesn't leave me with much extra cash at the moment.

Any game setting you prefer, I've excelled at and have numerous winning strategies for. Also, if you are looking to significantly improve your rank, I can teach you the strategies and game types that will really boost your rating quickly. This is a once in a year opportunity, so don't miss out!

Feel free to post here or PM me with any questions you might have about the offer. I can also refer you to previous participants of this offer who have become much better players through my help.

Out of curiosity, who has taken you up on your previous offers?

mmmmmm 3 wins - 7 losses in fog games. The wins were 1v1.

jefjef wrote:mmmmmm 3 wins - 7 losses in fog games. The wins were 1v1.

Maybe MM can help you with counting skills as well.

the.killing.44 wrote:

jefjef wrote:mmmmmm 3 wins - 7 losses in fog games. The wins were 1v1.

Maybe MM can help you with counting skills as well.

Oops. 4 wins and 6 losses. 3 were 1v1 Still

Now ignore that I exist. Respect the mutual foe.

pimphawks70 wrote:Out of curiosity, who has taken you up on your previous offers?

They have asked for me not to reveal that information on the forums. PM me if you are interested in finding out about my previous clients.

As for my record in fog of war games, unfortunately I have a small sample size. However, of the 4 multiplayer games, winning 1 is pretty good considering all of them were 8 player games except for one. If you can win 25% of your 8 player games, you can maintain a pretty high rating.

maniacmath17 wrote:
Private lessons from a former #1 player

is this in regards to cc or something else private?

wicked wrote:nice hustle.

hmmmm, makes me wonder.

Blitzaholic wrote:

maniacmath17 wrote:
Private lessons from a former #1 player

is this in regards to cc or something else private?

wicked wrote:nice hustle.

hmmmm, makes me wonder.

Haha.

Just to be clear, these are lessons to improve your Conquer Club game. Although if no one accepts, I might have to resort to giving out other types of lessons...

maniacmath17 wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:

maniacmath17 wrote:
Private lessons from a former #1 player

is this in regards to cc or something else private?

wicked wrote:nice hustle.

hmmmm, makes me wonder.

Haha.

Just to be clear, these are lessons to improve your Conquer Club game. Although if no one accepts, I might have to resort to giving out other types of lessons...

lessons what have to do with cc? or totally complete something else??

find it lil bit strange to make ur premium this way

pascalleke wrote:

maniacmath17 wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:

maniacmath17 wrote:
Private lessons from a former #1 player

is this in regards to cc or something else private?

wicked wrote:nice hustle.

hmmmm, makes me wonder.

Haha.

Just to be clear, these are lessons to improve your Conquer Club game. Although if no one accepts, I might have to resort to giving out other types of lessons...

lessons what have to do with cc? or totally complete something else??

find it lil bit strange to make ur premium this way

I was a little confused by your phrasing but the lessons are to help you improve your skills on this site. The reference to other lessons was a joke.