Conquer Club

Itrade wrote:Why am I not surprised that Treeluvr is bi (Or has at least went out with chicks)?

It's like every girl on the net is either actually some creepy old guy pretending to be a girl or a bisexual. Are there any normal girls on the internet? Normal girls that need advice from a thread like this?

Beeing Bi is perfectly normal, you know..

Otherwise, what do you so call ''normal'' ?

..What you mean is you are not nromal for her point of view. Well..Welcome to our dear Earth, dear alien.

You know...If they're Bi they're more likely to invite their hot girlfriends over for a threesome

AndrewLC wrote:You know...If they're Bi they're more likely to invite their hot girlfriends over for a threesome

You have your own gang of little friends ( which are made out of other guys ) right?

You can have treesomes all you want from there.

AndrewLC wrote:You know...If they're Bi they're more likely to invite their hot girlfriends over for a threesome

or another bloke, and then your buggered......quite literally actually

freezie wrote:

Itrade wrote:Why am I not surprised that Treeluvr is bi (Or has at least went out with chicks)?

It's like every girl on the net is either actually some creepy old guy pretending to be a girl or a bisexual. Are there any normal girls on the internet? Normal girls that need advice from a thread like this?

Beeing Bi is perfectly normal, you know..

Otherwise, what do you so call ''normal'' ?

..What you mean is you are not nromal for her point of view. Well..Welcome to our dear Earth, dear alien.

Meh, I said normal when I meant average. I have yet to have met a single bisexual IRL so far. But then again I homeschool so the amount of girls I've met can probably be counted on one hand.

Itrade wrote:Are there any...Normal girls that need advice from a thread like this?

No.

Why would any girl want advice from a guy?

You are all liars!

are you expecting something from them....thats probably your answer

This thread was probably a bad idea but look! 2 out of every five spam posts in this thread are wonderfully lolworthy! Yaaaay!

I'll just give some (likely to be very bad) advice: if a dude that you're in a relationship with wants to hang with his friends instead of spend time with you, let him, and hang with your friends, too. If you want to spend time with him, go with him to his friends.

Edit: In reply to LSU
Not really. I'm hoping not, that way I won't be obligated to get something for them in return.

I hate getting people presents. I got suckered into getting a gift for a friend, couldn't find anything, didn't want to spend too much, didn't want to look cheap either, didn't know what they already had etc Sooo I had a genius idea, I'd ask them what they wanted and get that. The answer? "You should know what I like" I wanted to punch her in the face. Haven't spoken in quite a while... aheh.
Presents

Skoffin wrote: Edit: In reply to LSU
Not really. I'm hoping not, that way I won't be obligated to get something for them in return.

I hate getting people presents. I got suckered into getting a gift for a friend, couldn't find anything, didn't want to spend too much, didn't want to look cheap either, didn't know what they already had etc Sooo I had a genius idea, I'd ask them what they wanted and get that. The answer? "You should know what I like" I wanted to punch her in the face. Haven't spoken in quite a while... aheh.
Presents

aside from the fact that im crushed that you meant me....

that doesnt really answer the question, obligations aside, do you like getting presents? most people do. If your gonna buy someone something, the more time you spend in buying a thing usually makes it more akward. Usually you wanna find something that shows you didnt spend all day obsessing over the perfect gift, rather you saw something that you thought they would like or reminded them of you.

If your the creative type then it should look like you spent time putting it together cause then it shows more care, like most homemade gifts or ideas usually do.

Really as far as birthdays/christmas go, it seems like it would be more fun to do something for the person ie come up with some kind of date or cook or put your mind together and come up with something than buying them a gift.

got tonkaed wrote:

Skoffin wrote: Edit: In reply to LSU
Not really. I'm hoping not, that way I won't be obligated to get something for them in return.

I hate getting people presents. I got suckered into getting a gift for a friend, couldn't find anything, didn't want to spend too much, didn't want to look cheap either, didn't know what they already had etc Sooo I had a genius idea, I'd ask them what they wanted and get that. The answer? "You should know what I like" I wanted to punch her in the face. Haven't spoken in quite a while... aheh.
Presents

aside from the fact that im crushed that you meant me....

that doesnt really answer the question, obligations aside, do you like getting presents? most people do. If your gonna buy someone something, the more time you spend in buying a thing usually makes it more akward. Usually you wanna find something that shows you didnt spend all day obsessing over the perfect gift, rather you saw something that you thought they would like or reminded them of you.

If your the creative type then it should look like you spent time putting it together cause then it shows more care, like most homemade gifts or ideas usually do.

Really as far as birthdays/christmas go, it seems like it would be more fun to do something for the person ie come up with some kind of date or cook or put your mind together and come up with something than buying them a gift.

That is good advice. If you don't get him anything then it looks like you completely don't care or are just lazy or too broke to buy something lol

Being creative with it is the best way to go. You dont have to go crazy.. get something small that has to do with something hes interested in, along with a cute funny personalized card is the way to go. Have some sexy lingerie on underneath your clothes too That covers everything.. thoughtful, cute funny and sexy. Guys are suckers for that stuff..hahah

Treeluvr87 wrote:Oh oh oh! Look! I'm totally a girl! I even have a girly avatar with my kitty on a fake ipod screen!

Sorry, though, I don't really think I need "guy" advice. My guy is pretty unique and so much more transparent than he thinks he is.

Advice for guys about guys: you guys are all different! And so are us girls! Don't generalize!

Actually... We're pretty much all the same...

We like sports of some kind
We like watching junk blow up
And We like getting oral.... A lot

So....

Advice to ladies is....

If you wanna know if a guy likes you, show up to his house with fire works turn on the Redskins Vs. Cowboys game and go down on him...

Skoffin wrote: Oy, I like to believe I'm a normal female. I'm certainly not an old man or bisexual, guess that's not likely to be believe on the interwebz though.

As for the rest of the thread.. tl;dr. So my question is, say I'm dating a guy and christmas/birthday whatever is coming up, I'm not expected to get stuff for 'em am I?

Give him a 3some.

Michelle wrote:

got tonkaed wrote:

Skoffin wrote: Edit: In reply to LSU
Not really. I'm hoping not, that way I won't be obligated to get something for them in return.

I hate getting people presents. I got suckered into getting a gift for a friend, couldn't find anything, didn't want to spend too much, didn't want to look cheap either, didn't know what they already had etc Sooo I had a genius idea, I'd ask them what they wanted and get that. The answer? "You should know what I like" I wanted to punch her in the face. Haven't spoken in quite a while... aheh.
Presents

aside from the fact that im crushed that you meant me....

that doesnt really answer the question, obligations aside, do you like getting presents? most people do. If your gonna buy someone something, the more time you spend in buying a thing usually makes it more akward. Usually you wanna find something that shows you didnt spend all day obsessing over the perfect gift, rather you saw something that you thought they would like or reminded them of you.

If your the creative type then it should look like you spent time putting it together cause then it shows more care, like most homemade gifts or ideas usually do.

Really as far as birthdays/christmas go, it seems like it would be more fun to do something for the person ie come up with some kind of date or cook or put your mind together and come up with something than buying them a gift.

That is good advice. If you don't get him anything then it looks like you completely don't care or are just lazy or too broke to buy something lol

Being creative with it is the best way to go. You dont have to go crazy.. get something small that has to do with something hes interested in, along with a cute funny personalized card is the way to go. Have some sexy lingerie on underneath your clothes too That covers everything.. thoughtful, cute funny and sexy. Guys are suckers for that stuff..hahah

well you could take this advice or you could just bat those eyelids, look a bit sheepish and say you forgot and let him at least get to 3rd base. if not all the way, he will forget about any prsent what so ever.

y are most men so fixated on a lesbians sex life . we dont fixate on gay men or straight couples other than when is she going to come to her senses .

satanspaladin wrote:y are most men so fixated on a lesbians sex life . we dont fixate on gay men or straight couples other than when is she going to come to her senses .

Because lesbians are so hot!!

You realised the 3 areas of porn are mainly bought by men. Gay porn is for men. Lesbians are mainly for men. More men watch regualr porn then women. Wierd eh...

Titanic wrote:

satanspaladin wrote:y are most men so fixated on a lesbians sex life . we dont fixate on gay men or straight couples other than when is she going to come to her senses .

Because lesbians are so hot!!

You realised the 3 areas of porn are mainly bought by men. Gay porn is for men. Lesbians are mainly for men. More men watch regualr porn then women. Wierd eh...

well Titanic, that is a myth. lesbo`s are not hot, when i was a teenager, there was 2 living behind us. one built like a brick shit house and the other skiny and scraggy, not a pretty picture. then, in my local, there was a couple who use to come in together(they have split up now because the big fat one fucked off with another). one about 290lbs and the other an arse the size of the moon and not nice looking(but she is a Man City fan).

Titanic wrote:

satanspaladin wrote:y are most men so fixated on a lesbians sex life . we dont fixate on gay men or straight couples other than when is she going to come to her senses .

Because lesbians are so hot!!

You realised the 3 areas of porn are mainly bought by men. Gay porn is for men. Lesbians are mainly for men. More men watch regualr porn then women. Wierd eh...

Cant agree mate
Nothing hot about 2 girls that will never be interested in you, now a couple of bi girls is a different story,trust me I know

i went to uni in manchester got a good gay village is that y your so proud of the city

Skoffin wrote:

As for the rest of the thread.. tl;dr. So my question is, say I'm dating a guy and christmas/birthday whatever is coming up, I'm not expected to get stuff for 'em am I?

Seriously, the best advice for you is to just ASK him if he wants to exchange gifts or not. If you truly mean that you don't expect to get anything from him, then share that with him and let him know that you don't feel the need to exchange gifts with each other.

If you really DO want to get something from him but don't want to admit it to yourself for fear of admitting that you ENJOY the attention - then figure that out first.

DAZMCFC wrote:

Titanic wrote:

satanspaladin wrote:y are most men so fixated on a lesbians sex life . we dont fixate on gay men or straight couples other than when is she going to come to her senses .

Because lesbians are so hot!!

You realised the 3 areas of porn are mainly bought by men. Gay porn is for men. Lesbians are mainly for men. More men watch regualr porn then women. Wierd eh...

well Titanic, that is a myth. lesbo`s are not hot, when i was a teenager, there was 2 living behind us. one built like a brick shit house and the other skiny and scraggy, not a pretty picture. then, in my local, there was a couple who use to come in together(they have split up now because the big fat one fucked off with another). one about 290lbs and the other an arse the size of the moon and not nice looking(but she is a Man City fan).

Ok, 2 very unattractive lesbians = bad. ie your case or Sonia in Eastenders...

2 lesbians who are good+, then yes!

So where is the advice? I have not read anything good in here yet except that Norse likes to show girls how he gives BJ's.

happy2seeyou wrote:So where is the advice? I have not read anything good in here yet except that Norse likes to show girls how he gives BJ's.

/signed

Anyway, anything in this thread = nonsense, because internet males are a different species than normal males!