I played a group of games that I received deferred troops in. maybe like 4 or 5?
btw...its not your fault Cody. we both where fairly busy all weekend and did our best. Lets just make sure Benga pays his Electric bill more often.....lol Jussa funnin ya Benwa
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:11 pm
by silversun6
im almost 100% sure that benga didnt have internet connection because he was in jail.
he was charged with burglary attempt , he was released after the cops saw this video of him
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:50 pm
by Auger13
Check your Dirty IQ...
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow... me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Answers: 1. a dentist 2. a wedding ring 3. peanut butter 4.chewing gum 5. an elevator 6. a nose 7. a newspaper boy 8. a glove 9. a crane 10. a toothbrush, of course
1st duck stands before the judge and Judge asks..... whats your name and why are you here? 1st duck says ....My name is Quack and because I was caught blowing bubbles in the pond. Judges says ..... OK 6 months in Jail.
Judge asks the 2nd duck the same.... What your name and why are you here? 2nd Duck says..... my name is Quack Quack.... and I was caught doing the same thing.
Judges says...... OK...same sentence as the 1st....6 months in Jail.
Judge asks the 3rd Duck..... Dont tell me you name is Quack Quack Quack? 3rd Duck says..... Naaaa my name is Bubbles...........
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:11 pm
by willedtowin1
*› A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and so she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop." He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:52 pm
by willedtowin1
A man was hosting a business associate from Russia named Rudolph. He invited Rudolph to his home for dinner with he and his wife. As they were eating, the wife looked out the window and said "oh, look! It's snowing!" The Russian looked up and said. "Nyet. Is rain." The wife protested "I'm pretty sure it's snow," at which point her husband chimed in "Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."
