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Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 8:37 pm
by waauw
Army of GOD wrote:nietzsche has trouble getting women since he's well known throughout Mexico as having the smallest penis in the country
do mexican women gossip more than those in other countries?
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:40 pm
by nietzsche
Army of GOD wrote:nietzsche has trouble getting women since he's well known throughout Mexico as having the smallest penis in the country
Even if I was a lesbian I would get more pussy than you, you midget piece of shit, now delete me from Anal leakage I can't stand this avatar.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 11:35 am
by nietzsche
I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.
It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 2:55 pm
by Army of GOD
nietzsche wrote:I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.
It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.
hahaha
I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.
oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 3:10 pm
by demonfork
Army of GOD wrote:nietzsche wrote:I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.
It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.
hahaha
I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.
oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen
Did you get the job?
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 3:15 pm
by betiko
demonfork wrote:Army of GOD wrote:nietzsche wrote:I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.
It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.
hahaha
I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.
oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen
Did you get the job?
he seems more confident about the conqueror part
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 9:13 pm
by riskllama
thx for the goatfuck, partner...

Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 11:30 am
by Serbia
riskllama wrote:thx for the goatfuck, partner...

Are you saying he provided the goat? Isn't this a criminal offense? Or does it depend on the state?
Bollocks.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 12:28 pm
by Army of GOD
"goatfuck" could refer to me or thegreekdog
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 12:37 pm
by Army of GOD
demonfork wrote:Army of GOD wrote:nietzsche wrote:I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.
It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.
hahaha
I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.
oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen
Did you get the job?
got the offer today
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:50 am
by Army of GOD
day 191
I have reached 1915 points, the highest point total in years. It is only a matter of time until I keep winning, my point total exploding and I reach the top of the great mountain known as Conquerer [sic].
In addition, I finally won my first gold medal, 6 years after starting on CC. These are good times, indeed.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:03 am
by riskllama
I think not dead beating out of team games and fucking over your partners would help your crusade a bit, AoG...
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:16 am
by Army of GOD
sounds risky
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:08 pm
by jmyork82
Army of GOD wrote:demonfork wrote:Army of GOD wrote:nietzsche wrote:I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.
It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.
hahaha
I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.
oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen
Did you get the job?
got the offer today
Take it, NC rocks!
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:54 am
by Army of GOD
I took it several months ago
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:16 am
by jmyork82
Army of GOD wrote:I took it several months ago
Congrats! What part of the state, if you dont mind me asking?
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:06 pm
by riskllama
can you go take a big, greasy shit on the blackwater compound for me? tell that erik prince it's from the llama...
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:16 pm
by Army of GOD
jmyork82 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:I took it several months ago
Congrats! What part of the state, if you dont mind me asking?
Wilmington you stalker
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:19 pm
by jmyork82
Army of GOD wrote:jmyork82 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:I took it several months ago
Congrats! What part of the state, if you dont mind me asking?
Wilmington you stalker
I'm already outside your bedroom window, you have no idea
Wilmington is a good town, you'll like it there. One of the biggest beerfests in the state is in Wilmington. It's actually coming up here in October. Depending on when you make your transition, that may be something cool to do.
I know the state very well because of my job. If you are lookin for stuff to do down there, PM me and I will point you to some of the cool bars/restaurants down there.
Just trying to help a fellow CC'er

Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:58 pm
by Army of GOD
I'll take suggestions
really, the only thing I have planned for the future is that I want to go to Raleigh when the Penguins play the Canes. Also, I went to Fat Tony's on someone's suggestion and was very disappointed
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:48 pm
by jmyork82
It really depends on what kind of places you are in to
Cape Fear Beer & Wine is a really cool bar. It has the best beer selection on the coast. Copper Penny is another good bar too.
Flaming Amy's has good burritos, Indochine has the best Thai food, just about everywhere has good seafood.
You name it, I can point it out to you, but hopefully that will be a good start for you.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:14 pm
by DoomYoshi
My family visited Lumberton, North Carolina 40 years ago, in 1975. We hung out for a week, but determined that it sucked, so we went elsewhere.
NY has terrible laws that restrict magazine sizes, but North Carolina has no such laws. What are you packing, AoG?
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:25 pm
by Serbia
Is this still a thing?
Bollocks in 2015.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:13 pm
by jmyork82
DoomYoshi wrote:My family visited Lumberton, North Carolina 40 years ago, in 1975. We hung out for a week, but determined that it sucked, so we went elsewhere.
NY has terrible laws that restrict magazine sizes, but North Carolina has no such laws. What are you packing, AoG?
No wonder it sucked....you visited Lumberton....in 1975 none the less. There is nothing in Lumberton now, not to mention in 1975. You must have been visiting family right?
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:34 pm
by Army of GOD
DoomYoshi wrote:My family visited Lumberton, North Carolina 40 years ago, in 1975. We hung out for a week, but determined that it sucked, so we went elsewhere.
Age:27
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DoomYoshi wrote:My family visited Lumberton, North Carolina 40 years ago, in 1975.
Age:27------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DoomYoshi wrote:40 years ago
Age:27