Conquer Club

I hope you will be still a conqueror when ill beat you on Feudal/Antarctica qauds..

congrats !

niMic wrote:

Lindax wrote:I'm beginning to think that "KORT spills more milk than you" because they can't get their knickers untwisted.

Lx

You might say that. Or you might say it's ironic that you should say that when you are posting in the "congrats conqueror josko.ri" thread, and in lieu of a congratulations you have three posts which seem to firmly put your own knickers in a twist.

I've got nothing but respect for you Lindax, but I'm beginning to wonder whether that's right.

How do

Lindax wrote:josko is in Japan today.

Lindax wrote:

and the above quoted post put my knickers firmly in a twist?

Thanks for the respect remark though.

Lx

Don't question, just accept.

Just accept.

Foxglove wrote:

hotfire wrote:

Rodion wrote:To be quite honest, I think this is less about Velve deciding to be a douche and more about a douche waiting for the right time until he reminded Velve that he had the perfect chance to achieve conqueror rank. You know, Velve WAS offline for more than a year, so it's more likely that he was told to come back by someone who wanted to stick it to Josko rather than decide that on his own.

The question that still puzzles me is who is that mysterious douche. The plot was so subtle that I cannot quite put my finger on WHO would have done such a thing.

I guess we'll never know.

i bet it was josko so he could have something to complain about even now - but congrats on ur achievment man, im glad to see a conqueror on top who plays all game types

Fixed.

achievment? or achievement? (i just couldnt help myself cause it is you )

anyhow, im sad to see thread to one of the most deserving conquerors is going in wrong direction... i do understand its mostly because niMic cant see a joke even if it slaps him in the face, and the old bitterness between KORT and CoF(seriously, how can the whole fucking clan hate one player? im pretty sure not all the TOFU hates josko... and yes niMic, im TOFU lover, im dying to get into their clan... but for some reason they are turning me down, time after time after time... after time. im getting desperate). interesting enough, whole KORT is pissing themselves over venn diagram which is not funny at all(really, i cant see a joke in there. and you can accuse me for everything you like, but not having sense of humor is something i still havent been accused of... and im not biased, for example Foxy joke was brilliant... jusk like hotfire's. which strangely enough, noone in KORT found funny), which proves you are missing oh so much when it comes to wit. and insults. seriously, my small penis routine is more insulting then you. and more funny.

and COF, its a fucking game ffs! be a man, congratulate, and move on.

josko, once more, honest congratulations, well deserved. you are still egoistic douchebag, probably have small penis too, but damn, you are good at this shit. i even heard you tend to play it sober!

freakns wrote:

Foxglove wrote:

hotfire wrote:

Rodion wrote:To be quite honest, I think this is less about Velve deciding to be a douche and more about a douche waiting for the right time until he reminded Velve that he had the perfect chance to achieve conqueror rank. You know, Velve WAS offline for more than a year, so it's more likely that he was told to come back by someone who wanted to stick it to Josko rather than decide that on his own.

The question that still puzzles me is who is that mysterious douche. The plot was so subtle that I cannot quite put my finger on WHO would have done such a thing.

I guess we'll never know.

i bet it was josko so he could have something to complain about even now - but congrats on ur achievment man, im glad to see a conqueror on top who plays all game types

Fixed.

achievment? or achievement? (i just couldnt help myself cause it is you )

anyhow, im sad to see thread to one of the most deserving conquerors is going in wrong direction... i do understand its mostly because niMic cant see a joke even if it slaps him in the face, and the old bitterness between KORT and CoF(seriously, how can the whole fucking clan hate one player? im pretty sure not all the TOFU hates josko... and yes niMic, im TOFU lover, im dying to get into their clan... but for some reason they are turning me down, time after time after time... after time. im getting desperate). interesting enough, whole KORT is pissing themselves over venn diagram which is not funny at all(really, i cant see a joke in there. and you can accuse me for everything you like, but not having sense of humor is something i still havent been accused of... and im not biased, for example Foxy joke was brilliant... jusk like hotfire's. which strangely enough, noone in KORT found funny), which proves you are missing oh so much when it comes to wit. and insults. seriously, my small penis routine is more insulting then you. and more funny.

and COF, its a fucking game ffs! be a man, congratulate, and move on.

josko, once more, honest congratulations, well deserved. you are still egoistic douchebag, probably have small penis too, but damn, you are good at this shit. i even heard you tend to play it sober!

An* egoistic douchebag. (Sorry, couldnt help myself because it's you )

freakns wrote: i do understand its mostly because niMic cant see a joke even if it slaps him in the face

freakns wrote:interesting enough, whole KORT is pissing themselves over venn diagram which is not funny at all(really, i cant see a joke in there.

Honestly now, freakns, you've got to line your insults up properly. This shoddy work wouldn't even get eddie upset. I don't... well... yeah, okay, maybe eddie.

The rest of your post seems kind of... desperate? It's more of a rant, really.

niMic wrote:

freakns wrote: i do understand its mostly because niMic cant see a joke even if it slaps him in the face

freakns wrote:interesting enough, whole KORT is pissing themselves over venn diagram which is not funny at all(really, i cant see a joke in there.

Honestly now, freakns, you've got to line your insults up properly. This shoddy work wouldn't even get eddie upset. I don't... well... yeah, okay, maybe eddie.

The rest of your post seems kind of... desperate? It's more of a rant, really.

He was telling you that you're entirely devoid of humor. Your Venn diagram is only <slightly> funny because you're blind to the irony of you having created it. Here's a hint: you've also never made it to conqueror.

In any case, congrats Josko. Don't hate the player; hate the game.

Most people have never made it to conqueror. Most people are also not so bitter about one particular player making conqueror than a certain someone.

It's nice that he's got his perky cheerleaders to watch his back, though.

I'm confused as to why you think a certain someone is bitter about one particular person making conqueror. I haven't seen anything to indicate it.

Who is that certain someone niMic? Why have you got such a bee in your bonnet about this, and feel the need to ridicule people? I don't see anyone that has said Josko doesn't deserve the title - he's a damn good player - so why the antagonism and needless insinuations?

fastposted by Denise - Thank You! My thoughts exactly.

There wasn't any antagonism, there was just harmless fun. Unfortunately your two fanboys over there felt the need to valiantly defend your honour.

I'll leave it at that. We are after all here to pay tribute to Conqueror josko I.

As for all KoRT members hating CoF, I don't, not at all. I find him hilarious. He's a the big kid. I am not in the clan long enough to have experienced any silly war of words with them. From my experience of playing with TOFU members, they're just as cool as the guys in my own clan.

The only person in this game that I consider a giant douchebag is eddie2 (and maybe a supporter of his) and everyone knows why lol.

And you know, it's hilarious the way people think about the people who are top or near top of the scoreboard. I had misconceptions before I was talked into tryouts for the clan. But, you know, those misconceptions couldn't be further from the truth and fueled by other people's opinions. Really one should only judge those that they've had a run in with personally, not on hearsay. That said, I just see CoF as a shit disturber, and so is Nimic, but that's okay, they're entertaining, and most of the time, I am sure they're giggling like schoolgirls every time they make a witty comeback.

Shannon Apple wrote:As for all KoRT members hating CoF, I don't, not at all. I find him hilarious. He's a the big kid. I am not in the clan long enough to have experienced any silly war of words with them. From my experience of playing with TOFU members, they're just as cool as the guys in my own clan.

The only person in this game that I consider a giant douchebag is eddie2 (and maybe a supporter of his) and everyone knows why lol.

And you know, it's hilarious the way people think about the people who are top or near top of the scoreboard. I had misconceptions before I was talked into tryouts for the clan. But, you know, those misconceptions couldn't be further from the truth and fueled by other people's opinions. Really one should only judge those that they've had a run in with personally, not on hearsay. That said, I just see CoF as a shit disturber, and so is Nimic, but that's okay, they're entertaining, and most of the time, I am sure they're giggling like schoolgirls every time they make a witty comeback.

I can just see CoF having a demure little giggle behind one pretty dainty hand. Getting mild whiplash as his Cyndi Lauper permed head bounces from one reinforced shoulder pad to the other. Dreaming up a witty school girl comeback to nMic along the lines of "you think freakns(the shortest kid in class with shocking halitosis) is cute, you want to kiss him with TONGUES, tehe, hehe"

Shannon have you ever considered the origins of the term SHIT DISTURBER or as we like to say in Australasia - shit stirrer. Let me just say that originally it had an entirely different meaning. A bit like young men wearing their pants hanging down at the back, trendy now right? Originated in prison(in america of course) as a way to indicate availability for friction filled intimacy.

Congratulations again to josko.ri, a player that we know for a certainty takes his own turns and plays very well. Good to see a non farming free-styler get a head for once.

BoganGod wrote:

Shannon Apple wrote:As for all KoRT members hating CoF, I don't, not at all. I find him hilarious. He's a the big kid. I am not in the clan long enough to have experienced any silly war of words with them. From my experience of playing with TOFU members, they're just as cool as the guys in my own clan.

The only person in this game that I consider a giant douchebag is eddie2 (and maybe a supporter of his) and everyone knows why lol.

And you know, it's hilarious the way people think about the people who are top or near top of the scoreboard. I had misconceptions before I was talked into tryouts for the clan. But, you know, those misconceptions couldn't be further from the truth and fueled by other people's opinions. Really one should only judge those that they've had a run in with personally, not on hearsay. That said, I just see CoF as a shit disturber, and so is Nimic, but that's okay, they're entertaining, and most of the time, I am sure they're giggling like schoolgirls every time they make a witty comeback.

I can just see CoF having a demure little giggle behind one pretty dainty hand. Getting mild whiplash as his Cyndi Lauper permed head bounces from one reinforced shoulder pad to the other. Dreaming up a witty school girl comeback to nMic along the lines of "you think freakns(the shortest kid in class with shocking halitosis) is cute, you want to kiss him with TONGUES, tehe, hehe"

Shannon have you ever considered the origins of the term SHIT DISTURBER or as we like to say in Australasia - shit stirrer. Let me just say that originally it had an entirely different meaning. A bit like young men wearing their pants hanging down at the back, trendy now right? Originated in prison(in america of course) as a way to indicate availability for friction filled intimacy.

Congratulations again to josko.ri, a player that we know for a certainty takes his own turns and plays very well. Good to see a non farming free-styler get a head for once.

Welcome back Bogan

I am not a shit disturber... I am an amazing disturber.

niMic wrote:I am not a shit disturber... I am an amazing disturber.

now this is very good.

And thanks Shannon. I love airports and fruit.

Chariot of Fire wrote:

niMic wrote:I am not a shit disturber... I am an amazing disturber.

now this is very good.

And thanks Shannon. I love airports and fruit.

And your dream job would be attendant at an airport juice bar I would hate it. Airports scare me.

It amuses me that josko.ri accused Velvecarrots of applying underhand tactics and the result was verbal strife that lasts several pages, between people that are not Velvecarrots or josko.ri. There's a time and a place to bring up something like that and this thread after just becoming #1 certainly isn't it, so I imagine josko must feel rather strongly about it.

Anyway, congratulations to josko on being top of the scoreboard. A major achievement in the world of online gaming.

I was going to make fun of you for having 1 in average rating, but then I realized you have been rated once, by a guy you beat.

What a wanker.

congratz, well deserved. You are a very good player.