Conquer Club

pirates are so much cooler


all ninjas do area stab people in the back




pirates tell people they are going to stab people in the back, turn them ariund then stab them



they arent wussies who hide in the shadows and crap

If Johnny Depp played a ninja this would be hard but since he hasn't it's pirates NO QUESTION.

Great Pretender wrote:Pirates Kick ass

AGREED! You try killing Captain Jack Sparrow! Besides, nameless characters ALWAYS lose to named ones on screen .

n8freeman wrote:pirates are so much cooler


all ninjas do area stab people in the back




pirates tell people they are going to stab people in the back, turn them ariund then stab them



they arent wussies who hide in the shadows and crap

Again, Yeah!

Pirates.

Although I prefer Samurai myself.

-X

ninjas all the way.

think that would be more of a match

Samurais Vs The Butt Pirates

whoever wins gets the booty!

Maybe the pirate would have a chance at hitting the samurai, but I'm not sure they do have nicer swords and like ninja train for ages, like since childhood

Ninja Pirates.

DAMMIT.

Skittles! wrote:Ninja Pirates.

DAMMIT.

lol

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot?

Pirate
there's more to life than washing... personal hygene is way overrated! walking up sheer walls is clever, but climbing rigging in a storm is well impressive. Throwing stars are cute, but canons go 'boom!' and make big holes in stuff. Ninjas don't get to say much at all, Pirates get to say yarp, argh, wench & avast. Being dressed all in black is cool, but being dressed all in black, but with white frilly bits, big boots and lots of leather straps, beeds and a hat is cooler. Plus I get to keep my beard & hair.
No contest

fluffybunnykins wrote:Pirate
there's more to life than washing... personal hygene is way overrated! walking up sheer walls is clever, but climbing rigging in a storm is well impressive. Throwing stars are cute, but canons go 'boom!' and make big holes in stuff. Ninjas don't get to say much at all, Pirates get to say yarp, argh, wench & avast. Being dressed all in black is cool, but being dressed all in black, but with white frilly bits, big boots and lots of leather straps, beeds and a hat is cooler. Plus I get to keep my beard & hair.
No contest

Agreed.

Jenos Ridan wrote:

fluffybunnykins wrote:Pirate
there's more to life than washing... personal hygene is way overrated! walking up sheer walls is clever, but climbing rigging in a storm is well impressive. Throwing stars are cute, but canons go 'boom!' and make big holes in stuff. Ninjas don't get to say much at all, Pirates get to say yarp, argh, wench & avast. Being dressed all in black is cool, but being dressed all in black, but with white frilly bits, big boots and lots of leather straps, beeds and a hat is cooler. Plus I get to keep my beard & hair.
No contest

Agreed.

yar, agreed, we should make an alliance or sumthin

I dub thyself The most obsessed person on CC with pirates. Cant wait till POTC 3 comes out, and my piate maifa game is going well + I got pirate avvy and thinking of getting a sig with some guys. savvy?

jnd94 wrote:I dub thyself The most obsessed person on CC with pirates. Cant wait till POTC 3 comes out, and my piate maifa game is going well + I got pirate avvy and thinking of getting a sig with some guys. savvy?

awesome, get a big picture of keira knightley's cleavag, and i guarantee all threads you make will have explodey posts!

Im thinking of making a pirate group like spamalot. we shall command respect and spam disrespectful merchants. Argh! are ye with me, scally wag?

jnd94 wrote:Im thinking of making a pirate group like spamalot. we shall command respect and spam disrespectful merchants. Argh! are ye with me, scally wag?

i'm sorry, but spamalot will never be more important to me then pirates,

you see, I AM the only pirate in spamalot, bitch!

I RULE!

mr. incrediball wrote:

jnd94 wrote:Im thinking of making a pirate group like spamalot. we shall command respect and spam disrespectful merchants. Argh! are ye with me, scally wag?

i'm sorry, but spamalot will never be more important to me then pirates,

you see, I AM the only pirate in spamalot, bitch!

I RULE!

are ye joking? Im a pirate of spamalot, and this will just be a group, and spamalot was just a mere example boyo, so are ye willin to fight for the good of swasbucklers all aroun and join me group?

jnd94 wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:

jnd94 wrote:Im thinking of making a pirate group like spamalot. we shall command respect and spam disrespectful merchants. Argh! are ye with me, scally wag?

i'm sorry, but spamalot will never be more important to me then pirates,

you see, I AM the only pirate in spamalot, bitch!

I RULE!

are ye joking? Im a pirate of spamalot, and this will just be a group, and spamalot was just a mere example boyo, so are ye willin to fight for the good of swasbucklers all aroun and join me group?

mr. incrediball wrote:

jnd94 wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:

jnd94 wrote:Im thinking of making a pirate group like spamalot. we shall command respect and spam disrespectful merchants. Argh! are ye with me, scally wag?

i'm sorry, but spamalot will never be more important to me then pirates,

you see, I AM the only pirate in spamalot, bitch!

I RULE!

are ye joking? Im a pirate of spamalot, and this will just be a group, and spamalot was just a mere example boyo, so are ye willin to fight for the good of swasbucklers all aroun and join me group?

does that mean yer in?

mr. incrediball wrote:

Jenos Ridan wrote:

fluffybunnykins wrote:Pirate
there's more to life than washing... personal hygene is way overrated! walking up sheer walls is clever, but climbing rigging in a storm is well impressive. Throwing stars are cute, but canons go 'boom!' and make big holes in stuff. Ninjas don't get to say much at all, Pirates get to say yarp, argh, wench & avast. Being dressed all in black is cool, but being dressed all in black, but with white frilly bits, big boots and lots of leather straps, beeds and a hat is cooler. Plus I get to keep my beard & hair.
No contest

Agreed.

yar, agreed, we should make an alliance or sumthin

I'd say we have an accord, matey. Now, let's teach these ninja buggers some manners, savvy?

Jenos Ridan wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:

Jenos Ridan wrote:

fluffybunnykins wrote:Pirate
there's more to life than washing... personal hygene is way overrated! walking up sheer walls is clever, but climbing rigging in a storm is well impressive. Throwing stars are cute, but canons go 'boom!' and make big holes in stuff. Ninjas don't get to say much at all, Pirates get to say yarp, argh, wench & avast. Being dressed all in black is cool, but being dressed all in black, but with white frilly bits, big boots and lots of leather straps, beeds and a hat is cooler. Plus I get to keep my beard & hair.
No contest

Agreed.

yar, agreed, we should make an alliance or sumthin

I'd say we have an accord, matey. Now, let's teach these ninja buggers some manners, savvy?

I think Ninjas already have quite a lot of manners, thank you very much, (at least until they shove a dagger through your spine) making them far superior to Pirates.

Neutrino wrote:

Jenos Ridan wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:

Jenos Ridan wrote:

fluffybunnykins wrote:Pirate
there's more to life than washing... personal hygene is way overrated! walking up sheer walls is clever, but climbing rigging in a storm is well impressive. Throwing stars are cute, but canons go 'boom!' and make big holes in stuff. Ninjas don't get to say much at all, Pirates get to say yarp, argh, wench & avast. Being dressed all in black is cool, but being dressed all in black, but with white frilly bits, big boots and lots of leather straps, beeds and a hat is cooler. Plus I get to keep my beard & hair.
No contest

Agreed.

yar, agreed, we should make an alliance or sumthin

I'd say we have an accord, matey. Now, let's teach these ninja buggers some manners, savvy?

I think Ninjas already have quite a lot of manners, thank you very much, (at least until they shove a dagger through your spine) making them far superior to Pirates.

I'd pay many good schillings to see you try (and miserably FAIL) to use your Zen mediatation crap to stop incoming musket balls and cannon fire. Or a well-throw boarding axe, while I'm thinking about it.

Sneaking onboard a 16th-though-17th century English 'Race-Built' Galleon with a crew in the hundreds is an alien environment to someone trained to kill rich land owners in their sleep with a pillow. Even if you got onboard and killed one person, you still have to contend with the hundred-some others.

pirates......just pirates