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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:51 pm
by Kid_A
neither.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON WITH HERPES
-OR-
THIS GIRL
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:05 am
by Hitman079
of course scarlett
you didn't say GENITAL herpes
just said herpes
so i'd totally do her
lol but we could use chef's sex improvement method- put a bag over the catcher's head
anyhoo..umm...
anna nicole smith (her dead body)
orr
sacha bara cohen (borat)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:59 pm
by wiggybowler
I can bring people back to life Anna Nicole Smith.
Pumbaa or Timon
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:51 pm
by Kayla
Timon
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:49 am
by AlgyTaylor
Timon all the way.
One of the seven dwarves
or
Bambi?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:00 am
by Spuzzell
Well, not a dwarf, they scare me. It'd have to be innocent little Bambi, eyes still full of tears for his dead mother...
On a related note: The seven dwarves were in the bath feeling happy. But then Happy got out, so they felt Grumpy.
Father Christmas
or
The Easter Bunny?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:03 am
by Joep the 2nd
easter bunny definetly
cactus or osamma bin laden
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:12 am
by Kernal_Kronic
When you say cactus, do you mean an actual cactus with spikes & shit?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:14 am
by Spuzzell
Osama, you could get good leverage on his beard. Plus, shagging a cactus involves too many pricks. Muahaha.
Colin Montgomery
or
Meatloaf? (Bat Out Of Hell, not poor peoples food)
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:19 am
by Kernal_Kronic
Meatloaf, but only if he had sweet tits like in fight club
Mr Burns or Smithers
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:25 am
by Spuzzell
Blech.
Mr Burns, Smithers would totally expect a call in the morning.
An angry alsatian
or
A live beehive
Edit: God, what a way to reach 200 posts.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:07 am
by diddle
a bee hive, well, you'd get no complaints!
how about this;
mother teresa
or
a light bulb <switched on>
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:25 am
by AlgyTaylor
mother teresa would get my man mustard injection. Light bulb sounds too painful to consider.
Your mum
or
Maggie Thatcher
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:43 pm
by funkeymunkey
Definitly YOUR mom. hehehe
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:44 pm
by wiggybowler
Your mom
Lady or the Tramp?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:45 pm
by funkeymunkey
Both.
Oprah or Arnold Schwartenhangar?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:00 pm
by Machiavelli
Oprah. Arnold is much to aggressive.
How about this, your best friends mother or your best friends sister (or brother)
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:04 pm
by TheDirtDuke
I don't have friends, so I can safely say without getting bad images in my head:
Sister. Since she's younger. And yea.
A donut or a bagel?
EDIT: You may decide on the spread on either item.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:10 pm
by hecter
Both… at the same time.
A cow heart or a human heart?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:31 pm
by TheDirtDuke
Cow heart....not as cold.
A venus fly trap, or a sheep?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:31 pm
by Numia Kereru
Ooh, gimme the mutton any day lol
Kim or Paris??
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:39 pm
by hecter
Kim totally. I dig the asains.
Shatner or Nemoy?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:44 pm
by Hitman079
Nemoy?
Peter Griffin or Homer Simpson?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:51 pm
by wiggybowler
Homer who doesn't like to hear woo-hoo.
Tito or Micheal Jackson
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:14 am
by funkeymunkey
micheal jackson
he's more experiences with little boys
hecter or a dog?